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05-21-2004, 09:02 PM
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 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'  |
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05-21-2004, 09:02 PM
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 Why does an elephant have four feet?  |
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05-21-2004, 09:03 PM
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 Because it would look silly with six inches.  |
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05-21-2004, 09:04 PM
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:D Anatomy is something everybody's got
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05-21-2004, 09:04 PM
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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
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05-21-2004, 09:04 PM
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 but sure looks better on a woman. :D |
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05-21-2004, 09:04 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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watching matrix revolutions now.. great movie, except for the end
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05-21-2004, 09:05 PM
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 What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?  |
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05-21-2004, 09:05 PM
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 Darling.  |
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05-21-2004, 09:06 PM
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blah blah blah
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05-21-2004, 09:06 PM
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"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
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05-21-2004, 09:06 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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 Why do women get periods?  |
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05-21-2004, 09:07 PM
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 Why did the punk cross the road? |
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05-21-2004, 09:08 PM
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the oracle is a milf past her prime
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05-21-2004, 09:08 PM
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 Because he was stapled to the chickens back.  |
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05-21-2004, 09:08 PM
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"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."
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05-21-2004, 09:08 PM
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 How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?  |
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05-21-2004, 09:09 PM
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 Only one. To slam the car boot shut.  |
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05-21-2004, 09:09 PM
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WILL THE MADNESS NEVER END!!!
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05-21-2004, 09:10 PM
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There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'  |
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05-21-2004, 09:12 PM
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 Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember |
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05-21-2004, 09:13 PM
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:D A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'
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05-21-2004, 09:13 PM
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wtf ?
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and going and going and
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05-21-2004, 09:14 PM
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 The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'  |
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05-21-2004, 09:14 PM
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The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' |
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05-21-2004, 09:15 PM
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 The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'  |
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05-21-2004, 09:16 PM
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'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' |
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05-21-2004, 09:16 PM
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 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' |
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05-21-2004, 09:17 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? |
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05-21-2004, 09:18 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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 A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.  |
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05-21-2004, 09:19 PM
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A stick.  |
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05-21-2004, 09:20 PM
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?  |
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05-21-2004, 09:21 PM
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I'd cross the hottest desert  |
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05-21-2004, 09:22 PM
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 It was so cold |
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05-21-2004, 09:23 PM
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the town flasher ran up and described himself. |
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05-21-2004, 09:23 PM
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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? |
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05-21-2004, 09:24 PM
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders.  |
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05-21-2004, 09:25 PM
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For sale : Twin beds |
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05-21-2004, 09:26 PM
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one hardly used.  |
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05-21-2004, 09:26 PM
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 How do you tell an old man? |
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05-21-2004, 09:27 PM
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stfu
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05-21-2004, 09:27 PM
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It isn't hard. |
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05-21-2004, 09:27 PM
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"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."
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05-21-2004, 09:28 PM
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An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died |
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05-21-2004, 09:28 PM
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the Train Man on the Matrix is an ugly son of a bitch
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05-21-2004, 09:28 PM
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so she took them to the taxodermist |
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05-21-2004, 09:29 PM
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"This book fills a much-needed gap."
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05-21-2004, 09:29 PM
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#6098 |
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'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' |
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05-21-2004, 09:29 PM
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Why does an elephant have four feet? |
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05-21-2004, 09:30 PM
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yo yo
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