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cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:59 AM

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Originally posted by Creative
This is what I always did as a kid:

1) When they asked for my mom/dad I'd start crying and spazzing out saying that they died in a car accident the day prior and asked if they were playing a sick joke, it's funny to hear them apologize

thats fucking hillarious

*edit* 50 ways to fuck with telemarketers

Furious_Male · 05-22-2004, 08:06 AM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
go to www.ebaumsworld.com and click soundboards and use that shit when they call, have the link bookmarked for quick easy access..

me and my brother do this every time.

i like to use the arnold soundboard.

I must be living under a rock. I never looked at those before. Those are fun thanks

angeleyes · 05-22-2004, 08:09 AM

I don't have a home phone so I don't have to worry about it.

The spam text messages on my cell are quite annoying though.

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 08:11 AM

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Originally posted by angeleyes
I don't have a home phone so I don't have to worry about it.

The spam text messages on my cell are quite annoying though.

spam text messages?? damn..ive never got any..hope it stays that way lol

*edit* i hpoe you are doing better

LadyMischief · 05-22-2004, 08:11 AM

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Originally posted by cypocrypt

will try to sell them porn from our store

Inane household items work better. The think you're fucking crazy and take you off their list: P

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 08:13 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
Inane household items work better. The think you're fucking crazy and take you off their list: P

i can just picture you on the phone pitching them to buy your toaster

thats hillarious

Matiz · 05-22-2004, 09:52 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
Start trying to sell them things..whatever's at hand. Last telemarketer to call her was almost ready to buy my toaster juts to get off the phone.

Good one

Jedimaster · 05-22-2004, 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by cypocrypt
i put one on hold for like 15 mins last night...amazingly when i got back to the phone he was still there

They LOVE that B/C they are still getting credit for the call.

Jedimaster · 05-22-2004, 10:08 AM

I told some woman once I hoped she got into a car accident on her way home,,,that freaked her out and she hung up on me.

If you don't wanna hear what I have to say,,,don't call me.

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 10:12 AM

was the do not call list bogus?? i never heard anything else about it? but fuck i registered and thought it had worked because it stopped for a few months but the bastards are back with a vengeance this time

Basic_man · 05-22-2004, 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by pornJester

Mouhahahaha

NakedBo · 05-22-2004, 10:20 AM

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Originally posted by pornJester

Yeah that will help for sure!!!

05-22-2004, 08:09 AM	#53
angeleyes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Wandering around FL using random Wireless Connections Posts: 3,584	I don't have a home phone so I don't have to worry about it. The spam text messages on my cell are quite annoying though. __________________ Need a Writer? Contact Me. I write quality descriptions, short erotic stories, quality one-liners.. whatever you need.

05-22-2004, 10:08 AM	#59
Jedimaster Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,120	I told some woman once I hoped she got into a car accident on her way home,,,that freaked her out and she hung up on me. If you don't wanna hear what I have to say,,,don't call me.

05-22-2004, 10:12 AM	#60
cypocrypt Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New York and on icq 108422465 Posts: 1,851	was the do not call list bogus?? i never heard anything else about it? but fuck i registered and thought it had worked because it stopped for a few months but the bastards are back with a vengeance this time