Best way to fuck with telemarketers? - GoFuckYourself.com

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:16 AM

I hate those fuckers...ive registered to the no call list and they still fucking call

throw some ideas around to get them back

DR_PHIL · 05-22-2004, 07:19 AM

they dont care...they have heard/seen it all

Axeman · 05-22-2004, 07:19 AM

just hang up.

AndrewKanuck · 05-22-2004, 07:20 AM

Tell them to fuck off and hang up

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:21 AM

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Originally posted by Axeman
just hang up.

thats what ive been doing

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:22 AM

i put one on hold for like 15 mins last night...amazingly when i got back to the phone he was still there

Furious_Male · 05-22-2004, 07:22 AM

I always say I am not the person that can make that decision hold on let me get that person. I then set the phone down and go back to work leaving them on eternal hold for someone who is never going to come. Some wait longer then others its fun to see what company will wait the longest. I have noticed after doing this a couple of times they do remove you.

pornJester · 05-22-2004, 07:24 AM

sumphatpimp · 05-22-2004, 07:25 AM

answering machine.
they won't talk to a machine.

and if they do WTF

Easton · 05-22-2004, 07:26 AM

just pick up the phone and hang it right up without saying anything at all

Phoenix · 05-22-2004, 07:27 AM

just start talking to them alot..ask them questions about their body, wheter it is male or female...it doesnt matter

put them on hold, ask them to call back at another time when you are not tied up...then ask them if theylike to be tied up

you will get dropped eentually..just keep fuckin with them

when you hang up..they just press the beutton that brings them the next person...but if you fuck with them, they will complain, and you will get knocked up the ladder until they deicde it is a waste of man hours to call you

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:27 AM

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Originally posted by pornJester

tempting to try that

samuel · 05-22-2004, 07:28 AM

"to fuck with them" or "to fuck them"..?

just picking up the phone, leave it on the table.. and coming back in 15 minutes..

samuel

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:28 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
just start talking to them alot..ask them questions about their body, wheter it is male or female...it doesnt matter

lol that i will try...

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by samuel
"to fuck with them" or "to fuck them"..?

just picking up the phone, leave it on the table.. and coming back in 15 minutes..

samuel

i did that yesterday and the dude was still there!

NaughtyJenn · 05-22-2004, 07:29 AM

there is an episode of crankyankers up here that just fucks with a telemarketer for a good 15 mins.. if find the file i will post it

crockett · 05-22-2004, 07:30 AM

tell them you aren't interested but give them someone's number you don't like and tell the telemarketer this person was just asking for that exact thing.

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:32 AM

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Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
there is an episode of crankyankers up here that just fucks with a telemarketer for a good 15 mins.. if find the file i will post it

great! hope you find it lol

NaughtyJenn · 05-22-2004, 07:33 AM

its great, its some company trying to sell him a subsription to some paper... just messes with the ladys head then even the supervisors head

hottshot · 05-22-2004, 07:33 AM

- Me: Hello?
- telemarketer: Hello, this is ____...
- Me: Is this ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes, this is ____... ...
- Me: This is ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes This is ____... ...
- Me: Is this AT&T?
- telemarketer: YES! This is ____... , may I speak to Mr. ____... please?
- Me: May I ask who is calling?
- telemarketer: This is ____... .
- Me: OK, hold on.

At this point yell as load as you can in the reciever for ____... put the phone down and go on with you buissness

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:35 AM

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Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
its great, its some company trying to sell him a subsription to some paper... just messes with the ladys head then even the supervisors head

thats exactly what they are trying to sell to me
would work prefectly hehehe

bushwacker · 05-22-2004, 07:36 AM

not interested, thx for the call.....works for me

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottshot
- Me: Hello?
- telemarketer: Hello, this is ____...
- Me: Is this ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes, this is ____... ...
- Me: This is ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes This is ____... ...
- Me: Is this AT&T?
- telemarketer: YES! This is ____... , may I speak to Mr. ____... please?
- Me: May I ask who is calling?
- telemarketer: This is ____... .
- Me: OK, hold on.

At this point yell as load as you can in the reciever for ____... put the phone down and go on with you buissness

another good one lol

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bushwacker
not interested, thx for the call.....works for me

used to work for me until they decided to call every fucking day offering the same shit

count blingula · 05-22-2004, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottshot
- Me: Hello?
- telemarketer: Hello, this is ____...
- Me: Is this ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes, this is ____... ...
- Me: This is ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes This is ____... ...
- Me: Is this AT&T?
- telemarketer: YES! This is ____... , may I speak to Mr. ____... please?
- Me: May I ask who is calling?
- telemarketer: This is ____... .
- Me: OK, hold on.

At this point yell as load as you can in the reciever for ____... put the phone down and go on with you buissness

JDog · 05-22-2004, 07:37 AM

Actually, the Orange County Register was calling my sisters house every single night at dinner time, then one time I answered it, and I'm like it's the register, and held the phone to them, and they yelled at the lady:

"DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL HERE AGAIN, WE DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING SERVICE, IF YOU CALL AGAIN, WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE FUCKING PAPER TO YOUR OFFICE AND BURN IT IN FRONT OF THE DOORS!"

Never called back again!

jDoG

Reak · 05-22-2004, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottshot
- Me: Hello?
- telemarketer: Hello, this is ____...
- Me: Is this ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes, this is ____... ...
- Me: This is ____... ?
- telemarketer: Yes This is ____... ...
- Me: Is this AT&T?
- telemarketer: YES! This is ____... , may I speak to Mr. ____... please?
- Me: May I ask who is calling?
- telemarketer: This is ____... .
- Me: OK, hold on.

At this point yell as load as you can in the reciever for ____... put the phone down and go on with you buissness

Classic.

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog
Actually, the Orange County Register was calling my sisters house every single night at dinner time, then one time I answered it, and I'm like it's the register, and held the phone to them, and they yelled at the lady:

"DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL HERE AGAIN, WE DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING SERVICE, IF YOU CALL AGAIN, WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE FUCKING PAPER TO YOUR OFFICE AND BURN IT IN FRONT OF THE DOORS!"

Never called back again!

jDoG

LoriAnderson · 05-22-2004, 07:39 AM

hit on em.. lol. especially if its a Lady..

hahahah start breathing heavy in the phone and say "will you spank me" a friend of mine did that.... LOL

Reak · 05-22-2004, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog
Actually, the Orange County Register was calling my sisters house every single night at dinner time, then one time I answered it, and I'm like it's the register, and held the phone to them, and they yelled at the lady:

"DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL HERE AGAIN, WE DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING SERVICE, IF YOU CALL AGAIN, WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE FUCKING PAPER TO YOUR OFFICE AND BURN IT IN FRONT OF THE DOORS!"

Never called back again!

jDoG

lol, i would love to hear that

iFliPcEss · 05-22-2004, 07:39 AM

put the phone near a speaker playing ROCK MUSIC

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LoriAnderson
hit on em.. lol. especially if its a Lady.. hahahah start breathing heavy in the phone and say "will you spank me" a friend of mine did that.... LOL

id rather hit on you

peteinoz · 05-22-2004, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
but if you fuck with them, they will complain, and you will get knocked up the ladder until they deicde it is a waste of man hours to call you

this has happend to me.. fucking with them.. just got their whole team onto my lines for a while..

it was a pain in the ass

so better just to hang up i think

bushwacker · 05-22-2004, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cypocrypt
used to work for me until they decided to call every fucking day offering the same shit

that sux.......ok next step is physical threats

LoriAnderson · 05-22-2004, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cypocrypt
id rather hit on you

purrrrr

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bushwacker
that sux.......ok next step is physical threats

next step will be i think like in jerry mcguire when he puts the little kid on the phone when his client calls him..ill snag my lil cousin every night at dinner time just for that

NakedBo · 05-22-2004, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Male
I always say I am not the person that can make that decision hold on let me get that person. I then set the phone down and go back to work leaving them on eternal hold for someone who is never going to come. Some wait longer then others its fun to see what company will wait the longest. I have noticed after doing this a couple of times they do remove you.

That's true. I have been doing that job ( thank god not anymore) and we deleted people who

- kept us waiting
- joked around
- died

Shouting doesn't help, I always put those people on recall...

JDog · 05-22-2004, 07:45 AM

One time, there was a chick living at my place and she called one of those 900 pyshic numbers. The next day, we had calls offering pyshic service every 3-4 hours. And then they tried to tell us that they couldn't get us off the list for another 30 days.

I chewed them out and claimed to file harrassment charges, because their calling every few hours and they finally deleted us off their list.

jDoG

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LoriAnderson
purrrrr

hey baby, you come here often? can i buy you a drink?

ldinternet · 05-22-2004, 07:48 AM

Ask for the company address then shit in a box & send it.

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:48 AM

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Originally posted by ldinternet
Ask for the company address then shit in a box & send it.

AWC · 05-22-2004, 07:49 AM

breathe heavy

loverboy · 05-22-2004, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester

robfantasy · 05-22-2004, 07:52 AM

go to www.ebaumsworld.com and click soundboards and use that shit when they call, have the link bookmarked for quick easy access..

me and my brother do this every time.

i like to use the arnold soundboard.

LadyMischief · 05-22-2004, 07:53 AM

Start trying to sell them things..whatever's at hand. Last telemarketer to call her was almost ready to buy my toaster juts to get off the phone.

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by robfantasy
go to www.ebaumsworld.com and click soundboards and use that shit when they call, have the link bookmarked for quick easy access..

me and my brother do this every time.

i like to use the arnold soundboard.

lol good one

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Start trying to sell them things..whatever's at hand. Last telemarketer to call her was almost ready to buy my toaster juts to get off the phone.

will try to sell them porn from our store

NBDesign · 05-22-2004, 07:56 AM

When they call to sell you something... turn it back on them and try to sell them a membership to your site

cypocrypt · 05-22-2004, 07:57 AM

definitely a shitload of good ways to fuck with them here...taking notes lol

Creative · 05-22-2004, 07:58 AM

This is what I always did as a kid:

1) When they asked for my mom/dad I'd start crying and spazzing out saying that they died in a car accident the day prior and asked if they were playing a sick joke, it's funny to hear them apologize

2) Act like you're interested in their product, and tell them you need to run across to the neiboor's house to get your credit card, just leave them on hold for hours

05-22-2004, 07:16 AM	#1
cypocrypt Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New York and on icq 108422465 Posts: 1,851	Best way to fuck with telemarketers? I hate those fuckers...ive registered to the no call list and they still fucking call throw some ideas around to get them back

05-22-2004, 07:19 AM	#3
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05-22-2004, 07:20 AM	#4
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05-22-2004, 07:22 AM	#7
Furious_Male Doing the grind since 99 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 16,881	I always say I am not the person that can make that decision hold on let me get that person. I then set the phone down and go back to work leaving them on eternal hold for someone who is never going to come. Some wait longer then others its fun to see what company will wait the longest. I have noticed after doing this a couple of times they do remove you. __________________ Living in Virtual Reality Contact: Email (preferred): furiousmale .at. gmail - Skype: live:shanedws

05-22-2004, 07:24 AM	#8
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05-22-2004, 07:19 AM	#2
DR_PHIL Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Never visits the same thread twice Posts: 4,099	they dont care...they have heard/seen it all

05-22-2004, 07:25 AM	#9
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05-22-2004, 07:26 AM	#10
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05-22-2004, 07:27 AM	#11
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05-22-2004, 07:28 AM	#13
samuel Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: email address Posts: 1,986	"to fuck with them" or "to fuck them"..? just picking up the phone, leave it on the table.. and coming back in 15 minutes.. samuel

05-22-2004, 07:29 AM	#16
NaughtyJenn Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 7,355	there is an episode of crankyankers up here that just fucks with a telemarketer for a good 15 mins.. if find the file i will post it

05-22-2004, 07:30 AM	#17
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05-22-2004, 07:33 AM	#19
NaughtyJenn Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 7,355	its great, its some company trying to sell him a subsription to some paper... just messes with the ladys head then even the supervisors head

05-22-2004, 07:33 AM	#20
hottshot Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 900	- Me: Hello? - telemarketer: Hello, this is ____... - Me: Is this ____... ? - telemarketer: Yes, this is ____... ... - Me: This is ____... ? - telemarketer: Yes This is ____... ... - Me: Is this AT&T? - telemarketer: YES! This is ____... , may I speak to Mr. ____... please? - Me: May I ask who is calling? - telemarketer: This is ____... . - Me: OK, hold on. At this point yell as load as you can in the reciever for ____... put the phone down and go on with you buissness __________________ Love Dollars helps pay my bar tab Promote the highest converting sites in the industry with PussyCash

05-22-2004, 07:36 AM	#22
bushwacker Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: so. fla. Posts: 2,817	not interested, thx for the call.....works for me

05-22-2004, 07:37 AM	#26
JDog Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Canby, OR Posts: 7,453	Actually, the Orange County Register was calling my sisters house every single night at dinner time, then one time I answered it, and I'm like it's the register, and held the phone to them, and they yelled at the lady: "DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL HERE AGAIN, WE DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING SERVICE, IF YOU CALL AGAIN, WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE FUCKING PAPER TO YOUR OFFICE AND BURN IT IN FRONT OF THE DOORS!" Never called back again! jDoG __________________ NSCash now powering ReelProfits.com ALSO FEATURING: NSCash.com :: SoloDollars.com :: ReelProfits.com :: BiminiBucks.com :: VOD PROGRAMS COMING SOON: Greedy Bucks :: Vengeance Cash NOW OFFERING OVER 60 SITES CONTACT :: JAMES SMITH :: CHIEF TECHNOLOGY OFFICER :: ICQ (711385133)

05-22-2004, 07:39 AM	#29
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05-22-2004, 07:39 AM	#31
iFliPcEss Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,087	put the phone near a speaker playing ROCK MUSIC

05-22-2004, 07:45 AM	#38
JDog Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Canby, OR Posts: 7,453	One time, there was a chick living at my place and she called one of those 900 pyshic numbers. The next day, we had calls offering pyshic service every 3-4 hours. And then they tried to tell us that they couldn't get us off the list for another 30 days. I chewed them out and claimed to file harrassment charges, because their calling every few hours and they finally deleted us off their list. jDoG __________________ NSCash now powering ReelProfits.com ALSO FEATURING: NSCash.com :: SoloDollars.com :: ReelProfits.com :: BiminiBucks.com :: VOD PROGRAMS COMING SOON: Greedy Bucks :: Vengeance Cash NOW OFFERING OVER 60 SITES CONTACT :: JAMES SMITH :: CHIEF TECHNOLOGY OFFICER :: ICQ (711385133)

05-22-2004, 07:48 AM	#40
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Ask for the company address then shit in a box & send it.

05-22-2004, 07:49 AM	#42
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05-22-2004, 07:52 AM	#44
robfantasy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Medellin, Colombia Posts: 6,445	go to www.ebaumsworld.com and click soundboards and use that shit when they call, have the link bookmarked for quick easy access.. me and my brother do this every time. i like to use the arnold soundboard. __________________ Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me

05-22-2004, 07:53 AM	#45
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05-22-2004, 07:57 AM	#49
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05-22-2004, 07:58 AM	#50
Creative So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: CREATIVE STUDIOS::::GRAPHIC DESIGN/WEB DESIGN/PROGRAMMING ::: * ICQ: 591033 * <- BANNERS FOR $8.00 Posts: 1,252	This is what I always did as a kid: 1) When they asked for my mom/dad I'd start crying and spazzing out saying that they died in a car accident the day prior and asked if they were playing a sick joke, it's funny to hear them apologize 2) Act like you're interested in their product, and tell them you need to run across to the neiboor's house to get your credit card, just leave them on hold for hours