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Have laptop will travel
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 145201426
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My neighbor is a hooker
Men in and out all day and nite. Not too bad looking but could use a few makeup tips from a lady who knows what the fuck shes doing. Ive never actually spoken to her, but wonder if she would do some work, maybe a few vids and some pics for my site. How do I approach her about it? Become a paying customer first?
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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Strike up a conversation with her...feel her out and then just ask her
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Toronto
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Offer her $5 for a blowjob and see from her reaction?
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Have laptop will travel
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wtf ?
Join Date: Dec 2003
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wow having a hooker for a neighbor could be fun...
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Ft liquordale FL
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I had one across the hall at my old apt and she was one busy girl. She didnt do in calls tho so a driver always came to pick her up. I sure as hell don't miss that double honk at 2 in the morning. LMAO
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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Just make sure she has no cyco problems ;)
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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Take pictures of the guys coming out of her house, then blackmail them.
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Location: New Jersey
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bang her.
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lucky you
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want to get in shape
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: on the lake
Posts: 12,329
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go ask her, and be sure to wrap that rascle!
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: A warm place.
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Don't shit where you eat.
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: California
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Ask her if you can be her pimp
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Chafed.
Join Date: May 2002
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Not a good idea to bring that type of thing into the neighborhood...
The last think you want is her telling her side of a story in the near by sumpermarket, and the wrong person hearing.. Can cause all types of trouble...
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President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
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Show her a preview of "the goods" first!
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: California
Posts: 2,021
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It's tempting but don't do it.
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