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woj · 07-20-2005, 11:26 PM

50..........

Xenophage · 07-23-2005, 08:02 PM

I really love Woj he kicks ass !

fuzebox · 07-23-2005, 08:25 PM

Pffft.

At least with Starbucks you know it's going to be quality coffee very time, not hit or miss like independant establishments.

Starbucks in the USA (at least in California) is wayyy inferior to Starbucks in Canada (BC) though. I was surprised.

Xenophage · 07-23-2005, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Pffft.

At least with Starbucks you know it's going to be quality coffee very time, not hit or miss like independant establishments.

Starbucks in the USA (at least in California) is wayyy inferior to Starbucks in Canada (BC) though. I was surprised.

thats interesting...

CheneyRumsfeld · 07-23-2005, 09:29 PM

any fuckwad who can't make coffee deserves a good butt fucking.

the cartoons are funny though.

Xenophage · 08-13-2005, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld

any fuckwad who can't make coffee deserves a good butt fucking.

the cartoons are funny though.

yup no shit how hard can it be

FrankWhite · 08-13-2005, 01:54 PM

i love star-smucks, i drink there all the time. it taste mad good in new york.

i call it liquid crack.

Monsieur · 08-13-2005, 01:58 PM

Fucking great!
Thank you very much for sharing that link!

LucyModels · 08-13-2005, 02:15 PM

laffing my ass off

Thanks Lars

$5 submissions · 08-13-2005, 02:18 PM

I love the part when he says "You can take a Venti and shove it up your ass..."

[illnet]-Tracie · 08-13-2005, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

they call it tall so you don't feel like a moron for paying $3 for a urine sample size cup of coffee

You got that right!

kristin · 08-13-2005, 02:23 PM

MMM... I just finished my venti non-fat iced hazelnut latte. : )

Xenophage · 09-08-2005, 02:26 PM

Mee too Just had a Grande Latte I am jacked up

Elli · 09-10-2005, 10:14 PM

I made my own coffee tonight. Sumatran roast by Nabob mixed with a couple Splenda packets and a good dollop of French Vanilla International Delights. Yum!

tony286 · 09-10-2005, 10:17 PM

venti pumpkin spice latte yummy

Fah King · 09-10-2005, 10:26 PM

HAHAHA soo true tho.

Elli · 10-11-2005, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

venti pumpkin spice latte yummy

oh I tried one of those! Those are yummy!

Katsondaprowl · 10-11-2005, 01:37 PM

Rofl Rofl Rofl

Mr. Jim · 10-11-2005, 01:49 PM

I went in and asked for a coffee and they pointed to this.....

Xenophage · 11-28-2005, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Hustler

I went in and asked for a coffee and they pointed to this.....

U dont need more coffeeeeee

gornyhuy · 11-28-2005, 10:57 AM

SO fucking true.

Why · 11-28-2005, 10:57 AM

what does venti mean?

pardon my ignorance, i do not drink coffee.

Adultnet · 11-28-2005, 11:06 AM

lol classic indeed

Pete-KT · 11-28-2005, 11:06 AM

now that was funny as hell

Bluewire Ross · 11-28-2005, 06:16 PM

I dont drink coffee!

Elli · 11-28-2005, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Why

what does venti mean?

pardon my ignorance, i do not drink coffee.

It's Starbucks trying to be Euro. Their sizes are "Tall", "Grande", and "Venti".

Bluewire Ross · 11-28-2005, 06:34 PM

If you think Starbucks is expensive, try Seattle"s Best Coffee...price is outrageous too!

Just_Dave · 11-28-2005, 06:38 PM

that is old but still funny shit

Matt Collins · 11-28-2005, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Pffft.

At least with Starbucks you know it's going to be quality coffee very time, not hit or miss like independant establishments.

Starbucks in the USA (at least in California) is wayyy inferior to Starbucks in Canada (BC) though. I was surprised.

Canada Starbucks is superior to US Starbucks? Why and how? Isn't consistency what they sell?

Matt

Fizzgig · 11-28-2005, 06:58 PM

Tim Horton's all the way!

3M TA3 · 11-28-2005, 07:37 PM

fuckin choke on a biscotti

I had a straight face until he said that. instant classic

Elli · 11-28-2005, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Collins

Canada Starbucks is superior to US Starbucks? Why and how? Isn't consistency what they sell?

Matt

Yep. The water is better, the coffee is fresher, the frappes are less sugary at the Cdn Starbucks compared to the American ones.

Same with McDonald's. You can actually eat it up here because they use grade A beef. In the States.. not so much.

BigCashCrew · 11-28-2005, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Collins

Canada Starbucks is superior to US Starbucks? Why and how? Isn't consistency what they sell?

Matt

The funny thing is this: Batista's at Starbucks no longer make the coffee. The coffee machines are automatic. Anyone can make a Starbucks coffee. It's not like independent coffee shops, or places like Tully's where they actually make the coffee.

Starbucks coffee is the same everywhere. However, I do have to say that Seattle has the best coffee. I've been to other states and if they can get the coffee 1/4 like the coffee in Seattle I'm happy. Seattle is full of coffee snobs.

Xenophage · 01-15-2006, 06:40 PM

Tall Grande and Venti crack pipes all around

TexasDreams · 01-15-2006, 07:03 PM

Lars needs a new license plate frame that says he has a "tall" penis.

sticki · 01-15-2006, 10:30 PM

hahaha...lmao!

DonX · 01-15-2006, 10:36 PM

That's Fucking Classic

Sounds like little man needs to lay off the coffee and smoke a joint

Xenophage · 02-20-2006, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Lars needs a new license plate frame that says he has a "tall" penis.

hahhaahah now that would be fucking funny

Xenophage · 05-05-2006, 06:51 PM

Grande double fuck pleasse

Xenophage · 07-11-2006, 08:43 AM

I like funny shit sometimes ya just needa smile in the morning

Xenophage · 07-17-2006, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D

that was so cool and hilarious.

Glad ya liked it

lulu36 · 07-17-2006, 10:23 AM

that's some funny shit!

ProducerCashDave · 07-17-2006, 10:26 AM

Good shit

sharp · 07-17-2006, 11:41 AM

lmao....

thricer · 07-19-2006, 08:14 PM

hahaha, damn... that's funny

Phil · 07-19-2006, 08:21 PM

so fucking true... I hate starbucks.. I buy the best coffy ever - Albertsons generic !!!!

poe · 07-19-2006, 08:30 PM

they blind-forward safari users to some other website

TurboAngel · 07-21-2006, 07:58 PM

Great thread.

MaddCaz · 07-21-2006, 08:06 PM

hey Lars check a thread I sent for ya...

Xenophage · 08-11-2006, 10:06 AM

Just for the record I drink starbucks

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