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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Boston
Posts: 126
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Finish This Sentence.. I Work In Porn Because..
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Vote For Me In 2004 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Tampa yomebe -at- hotmail
Posts: 3,980
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God told me to.
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: EU
Posts: 451
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Cant you see idiot ... you are on everyone's ignore list.
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#4 |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Vegas
Posts: 698
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It pays the bills
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#5 |
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bostonnnn
Posts: 8,985
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I like ketchup and the sound of pickles rubbing against each other.
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#6 |
No Refunds Issued.
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 14,809
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it's safer than robbing banks.
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Too old to care
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws.
Posts: 52,943
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I make a lot of money taking pictures of naked women, sometimes get to sleep with them, married a girl half my age, don't work very hard and flipping burgers sucks.
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#8 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 12,240
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because making money in this industry is easier than falling off a log.
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I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded. |
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#9 |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 5,064
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ignored
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ontario
Posts: 1,753
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#11 |
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 2,086
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...it allows me to stay in bed all day. No need to leave the house.
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ex-TeenGodFather
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Suomi Finland Perkele
Posts: 20,306
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..I'm too fat and stupid to get a real job.
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#13 |
March 1st, 2003
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room
Posts: 20,295
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because my monitoring device won't allow me to leave my home without notifying my parole officer
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#14 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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I don't like waking up early.
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#15 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 51,692
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It makes money . A lot of it
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#16 |
Text Writer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 18,812
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....cuz i got fired from McDonalds for Sexual Harrasment and my therapist suggested i work with porn to release my sexual desires.
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