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08-25-2004, 11:50 AM
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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What the fuck? this thing is almost where I left it 8 hours ago!
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08-25-2004, 11:57 AM
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I said GO!!
now post!
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08-25-2004, 11:59 AM
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okay i am ready again
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08-25-2004, 12:00 PM
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sex is good
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bump
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08-25-2004, 12:01 PM
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08-25-2004, 12:01 PM
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Im here.
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08-25-2004, 12:03 PM
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less then 400 post now, we are soon there
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08-25-2004, 12:04 PM
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I want to winnnnnnnnnn
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08-25-2004, 12:05 PM
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lets get this going
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08-25-2004, 12:05 PM
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Are we there soon?
Are we there soon? Are we there soon? Are we there soon? Are we there soon? Are we there soon?
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08-25-2004, 12:06 PM
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08-25-2004, 12:07 PM
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wooooo
thats a lot of smilies
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08-25-2004, 12:08 PM
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yeah that is because I am going win
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08-25-2004, 12:11 PM
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08-25-2004, 12:11 PM
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want me to post some more facts?
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08-25-2004, 12:13 PM
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More Cowbell
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Need some help?
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08-25-2004, 12:14 PM
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Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.
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08-25-2004, 12:14 PM
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Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
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08-25-2004, 12:15 PM
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W7
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08-25-2004, 12:15 PM
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Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.
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08-25-2004, 12:16 PM
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sex is good
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Two men went hunting. One had been hunting all his life, the other man was hunting for the first time. The one man told the other to sit down and not make a sound. So he did.
But when the first man got 100 yards away, he heard a scream. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" he said. "I was when the snake bit me," the man said. "And I was when the bear attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, 'Should we eat them or take them with us,' I screamed."
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08-25-2004, 12:16 PM
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More Cowbell
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08-25-2004, 12:16 PM
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In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
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08-25-2004, 12:16 PM
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sex is good
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One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked. All of a sudden one of the boys took off running. The other boy took off after his friend. After he caught up to him, he asked why he ran away.
"Well," the boy said, "my mom told me that if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard so I ran."
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08-25-2004, 12:17 PM
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Cat's urine glows under a black light
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08-25-2004, 12:17 PM
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The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".
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08-25-2004, 12:17 PM
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sex is good
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A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him....
Clerk: Hey, how did the wedding go? Man: Well, we got married. Clerk: That's good! Man: No, that's bad. I wasn't wearing any clothes. Clerk: Oh that is bad! Man: No, that's good -- she didn't care and she's rich. Clerk: Oh, that is good. Man: No, that's bad. She won't give me any or spend any of it. Clerk: Oh, that's bad. Man: No, that's good: She bought a house. Clerk: Oh, that's good Man: No, that's bad -- it burned down. Clerk: Oh that is bad. Man: No that's good -- she was in it!
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08-25-2004, 12:18 PM
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Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
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08-25-2004, 12:18 PM
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More Cowbell
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So fucking tired
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08-25-2004, 12:18 PM
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sex is good
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While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke.
"I am the all-powerful genie. I shall grant you one wish." The man thought about this, and decided that if there was one thing he couldn't get enough of, it was wine. "I wish I could pee wine. That's my wish." "Granted." And the genie disappeared. Later that day, the man's wife came home to find her husband naked, holding a glass. "Why only one glass?" asked her wife. "You're drinking out of the bottle tonight
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08-25-2004, 12:19 PM
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wow now it goes fast
And yes we need all the help we can get
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08-25-2004, 12:19 PM
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hmm these facts are boring. let me see if i can find some better ones
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08-25-2004, 12:19 PM
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sex is good
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A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad for his crimes. The evening before his execution, he was asked what he wanted for his last meal. He refused the meal completely. The next morning the man was brought before the firing squad. When asked for his last request, the man said he had none. The General in charge of his execution asked him, ''Sir, you refused your last meal and your last request. Isn't there anything you want before you die?''
The man thought for a moment, then said, ''Music has always been an important part of my life. If I could do but one thing before I die, would you allow me to sing my favorite song from beginning to end, without interruption?'' The General thought this was a reasonable request, and ordered his men to lower their weapons and to not interrupt for the duration of the song. ''Ten million bottles of beer on the wall...''
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08-25-2004, 12:20 PM
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08-25-2004, 12:20 PM
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l;ldsf
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08-25-2004, 12:21 PM
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sex is good
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A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked.
"A cat!" said Eddie. "Good job! Now, what is this animal?" "A dog!" said Eddie. "Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad." "A horny bastard," called out Eddie.
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08-25-2004, 12:21 PM
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are we there soon?
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08-25-2004, 12:22 PM
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i was born to win this
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08-25-2004, 12:22 PM
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I am the king of gfy. or mabey not
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08-25-2004, 12:22 PM
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A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweiser, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bartender turns into a nervous wreck. He asks his wife for advice, and she tells him he should stand up for himself. Easier said than done, he thinks, but he decides to try it. The next day, the hooligan returns.
"Give me a Budweiser, or...!" "O-o-o-o-r-r-r w-what?" stammers the bartender. "A small Coke."
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08-25-2004, 12:23 PM
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08-25-2004, 12:23 PM
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just I win one time will I be happy or else...........grrrrr
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08-25-2004, 12:23 PM
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This next one is mine
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08-25-2004, 12:24 PM
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sex is good
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So is this one
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08-25-2004, 12:24 PM
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free amateur hardcore
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08-25-2004, 12:25 PM
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sex is good
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DId you know if youa re the winning post and are an affiliate you get an extra $300.
So sign up and promote, the link is below
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08-25-2004, 12:26 PM
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nooo it will be miiiinee
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A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, ?he has a card up his sleeve? or ?he has a dove in his pocket.?
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, ?Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship??
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