Fuck you retard, how about me ? :glugglug :glugglug

Jupiter, the fifth planet from the sun, is the largest planet in the solar system, twice as big as all the other planets combined.

:helpme :1orglaugh

penis

Less than 300

The largest painting on earth is a 116,000-square-foot (35,356 m) whale mural, 11 stories tall, and 1,028 feet (313 m) in circumference encircling the outside of the Long Beach Convention Center painted by Robert Wyland.

nice

I WIN AGAIN

Last chance

The largest insects that ever lived on the earth were giant dragonflies with wingspans of over 3 feet (1 m).

I love candy.

No I´ll take this one

The priest says to Kyle "Well you're not to Jewish to worship Jesus are you?"

Maybe this one will be mine

The largest object that was ever found in the Los Angeles sewer system was a motorcycle.

so you are heavy posters :D

Sausages.

lets go people

I like the way this thread moves

The longest word in the English language is 1,913 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA

Cheese.

got to get to 5000 fast eh!

The world's longest hair, grown by Mr. Hook, is 17 feet 2.3 inches (5.24 m) long. Now in his late 80's, Mr. Hook has not had a hair cut since his late teens because he became ill after a trim and a dream warned him against further snips. He washes it once a year.

Go where?

Impressive.

Romper Stomper: "The way i see it, theres only two kinds of kid in this world...kids who like Anamaniacs, and kids who don't like Anamaniacs. So which are you?"

Cartman: "Well uh pesonally..." he tilts his head.
"I don't like Anamaniacs."

Theres a short silence.

Romper Stomper: "Good. Neither do we."

wow

this 30 second rule sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cake

yeah

Cinema clerk: "That'll be six dollars"
Cartman: "OK, and how much is that in pubes?"

It does I think I´ve seen than mesage 500 times today

Did you know that in Scotland, it's illegal to be drunk whilst in possession of a cow?!

Lemon pie.

Kyle: Come on guys, i need to go to Canada to get my brother.

Stan: No dude, it's christmas
Everyone walks away apart from Cartman and kyle

Cartman: Kyle, just to let you know, if it was anyother time of the year... I still wouldn't help you."

:banana

i've been seeing it in my dreams :1orglaugh

1.913 letters is fucking insane..

Terrance: Wow, Scott really hates us Phillip.
Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
[Silence]
Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not?

:1orglaugh

In minnesota, its illegal to cross the state line with a duck on your head.

100% true!!

Write that 100 times please

Towelly, you're the worst character ever."
"Yeah, I know...

:( :) :glugglug

Untill last year it wasn´t illegal to excape from prison here in Denmark

Giraffes have no vocal cords.


think i saw the 30 second message 5 times between this post and the last

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Blaaaaame Canadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :winkwink:

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

Canaduh sucks they try to steal Hans Island from us :feels-hot

that's great

Stan's Dad: Oh, you think so? Bring the shizzle!

Skeeter: We'll trizzle the shizzle all over the hizzle!

Kyles Dad: Yeah?! See you Saturday, makizzer shanna sharilla shaz biuznatch gazizzah!