The two longest one-syllable words in the English language are "screeched" and "strengths."

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infra

Where do you find all this info?

Drugs are bad, Mkay?

chicken nuggets

The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?":
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.
This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it? However...

If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

Game over. Nerd wins.

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McFeast

Guys, i dont know if i ever told you this but, well, i love you guys...........except for you kyle

google "useless facts list" :thumbsup

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

"Can I borrow your bike, or do I have to kick you in the nuts and steal it?"
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Pays to be the nerd of nerds

Is anyone around here addicted to hard-drugs ?

this one is extremely important !!!!

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

Gotta look at that sometime after the big one

Just finished updating.... thought I'd stop by and say hi.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

If they want me to win so bad, why dont they give it to me?

Mr. Garrison: Now, does anybody know what sexual harassment means? [Cartman raises his hand] Yes, Eric?
Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

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Lots of funny facts

No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

hi Michelle just in time for the big one :)

:hi

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

flying along havin fun

I ordered some food and I´m sure he will be here when its time for the big one :(

1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

Cartman: (watching Butters getting a beating) If I was old enough I'd SO be jacking off right now!

I figured I could at least boost my post count a little, as well. :)

Closer and closer

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Sucky Sucky, ten dorra Soldja Boy! .....Me ruv you longtime!:winkwink:

Hi Orgasmics
Its nice to have a good looking babe in this thread :Graucho

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

tijuana

I had less than 800 my first 3 years here and had 1300 the last montg :helpme

The big one is near:-)

invite your friends too. (just the good looking ones please :))

Boriquen

Naw dude, Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding:glugglug

well I was supposed to leave now. but fuck it I will be late and if I win the 5000 post then it will be worth it

210 more and we have a winner

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

Hey there :)
I believe I'm the only chick in here right now... lol.
Thank you. :winkwink:

Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is... A stapler. And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is... The Stapler. Rated PG-13

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I WIN

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.