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webmaster x · 11-17-2004, 04:32 PM

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.

Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."

"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "aren't you Officer Fenwick of the 8th District?"

"Yes, I am," said the officer.

"Well, then, what in the world are you doing in the Fire Chief's uniform?"

xclusive · 11-17-2004, 04:35 PM

LOL that was a pretty good one...

webmaster x · 11-17-2004, 04:38 PM

thanks. funny isn't it?

jules4u · 11-17-2004, 05:05 PM

funny!

Mr. Marks · 11-19-2004, 12:05 AM

That is FUCKED UP but funny

11-17-2004, 04:32 PM	#1
webmaster x Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,400	all night duty A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache." "Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store. As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "aren't you Officer Fenwick of the 8th District?" "Yes, I am," said the officer. "Well, then, what in the world are you doing in the Fire Chief's uniform?" __________________ Click 9500 FHG Text Descriptions--Only $89!

11-17-2004, 04:35 PM	#2
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	LOL that was a pretty good one... __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

11-17-2004, 04:38 PM	#3
webmaster x Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,400	thanks. funny isn't it? __________________ Click 9500 FHG Text Descriptions--Only $89!

11-17-2004, 05:05 PM	#4
jules4u Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 156	funny! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

11-19-2004, 12:05 AM	#5
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	That is FUCKED UP but funny