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12-15-2004, 12:52 PM
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12-15-2004, 12:57 PM
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If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
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12-15-2004, 01:09 PM
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Do ducks sneeze?
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12-15-2004, 01:09 PM
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12-15-2004, 01:11 PM
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12-15-2004, 01:13 PM
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12-15-2004, 01:21 PM
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Why is that when fish die in water, they float to the top, but when humans die in water, they sink to the bottom?
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12-15-2004, 01:32 PM
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Don?t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
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12-15-2004, 01:44 PM
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Why do they call it "morning sickness" in the middle of the afternoon?
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12-15-2004, 01:56 PM
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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12-15-2004, 02:07 PM
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If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
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12-15-2004, 02:19 PM
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What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
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12-15-2004, 02:31 PM
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What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
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12-15-2004, 02:42 PM
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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
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12-15-2004, 02:54 PM
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When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
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12-15-2004, 03:06 PM
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What do mermaids eat?
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12-15-2004, 03:17 PM
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If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
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12-15-2004, 03:29 PM
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If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?
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12-15-2004, 03:41 PM
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If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
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12-15-2004, 03:53 PM
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Is atheism is a non-prophet organization?
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12-15-2004, 04:04 PM
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If a baseball is hit out of the stadium, travels completely around the world, re-enters the stadium, and is caught by a fielder, is it a home run or an out?
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12-15-2004, 04:12 PM
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12-15-2004, 04:16 PM
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If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop who has the right away?
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12-15-2004, 04:28 PM
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Why are all farms red?
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12-15-2004, 04:28 PM
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12-15-2004, 04:39 PM
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why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?
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12-15-2004, 04:51 PM
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Are there female leprechauns?
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12-15-2004, 05:03 PM
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Do judges and lawyers do jury duty?
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12-15-2004, 05:08 PM
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12-15-2004, 05:13 PM
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12-15-2004, 05:14 PM
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Do fish sleep?
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12-15-2004, 05:26 PM
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Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light?
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12-15-2004, 05:38 PM
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Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
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12-15-2004, 05:49 PM
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Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
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12-15-2004, 06:00 PM
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Wow... this is a long thread.
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12-15-2004, 06:01 PM
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On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?
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12-15-2004, 06:13 PM
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Do pigs pull ham strings?
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12-15-2004, 06:24 PM
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Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?
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12-15-2004, 06:36 PM
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Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"?
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12-15-2004, 06:48 PM
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Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
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12-15-2004, 06:59 PM
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Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?
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12-15-2004, 07:11 PM
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Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
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12-15-2004, 07:23 PM
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Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?
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12-15-2004, 07:23 PM
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