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At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
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At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
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At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.
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At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
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At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
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At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
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At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
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At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
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At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
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At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
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A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
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At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.
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At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
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At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.
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At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
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At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
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At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
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At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
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At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.
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At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
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Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.
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Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet....Miss a car payment.
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Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.
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Door of a plastic surgeon?s office: Hello. May we pick your nose?
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English Sign in German Cafe: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating.
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Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!
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In a Beauty Shop: Dye now!
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In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
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In a cleaner?s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
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In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
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In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.
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In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.
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In a dry cleaner's emporium: Drop your pants here.
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In a farmer?s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges.
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holy this thread is still going!
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