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Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.
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Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
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Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your
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is there traffic any good?
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friend?
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Forest, I didnt get intouch with you yet, ill be shooting you an ICQ
later in the day. |
Quote:
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Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
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Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard
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Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just
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realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.
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Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
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Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
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Does beauty run in your family?
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Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
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Does my breath smell okay?
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Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me
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to fall in love with you.
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Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
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:glugglug
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:helpme
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Money talks?
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i just need to get rid of the silly shitstain text under my name...
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heyyyy i'm alone here!
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brrr it's cold, gimme some action!
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A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
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At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
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At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
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A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
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At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
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come fly with me let's fly let's fly!!!!!
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At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
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At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
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:rainfro
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:rasta
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At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.
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At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
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At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
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At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
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At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
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