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Spunky 12-09-2004 08:13 PM

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r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:13 PM

Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.

Spunky 12-09-2004 08:14 PM

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r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:14 PM

A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:14 PM

In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection.

Spunky 12-09-2004 08:14 PM

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r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:15 PM

The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.

Spunky 12-09-2004 08:15 PM

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r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:15 PM

A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.

Spunky 12-09-2004 08:15 PM

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r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:15 PM

The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so.

r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:16 PM

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:16 PM

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

Spunky 12-09-2004 08:16 PM

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r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:16 PM

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:17 PM

For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages

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r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:17 PM

The word "fuck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.

Spunky 12-09-2004 08:17 PM

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r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:18 PM

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course, you played 'pig-tipping'.

r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:18 PM

Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. Females, on the other hand think about sex every....mmmm... where was I?

r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:18 PM

The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old.

r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:19 PM

A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.

r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:19 PM

A U.S. News and World Report poll found 50 percent agree that it is better to remain a virgin until you marry, and 39 percent felt it's better to have sex with a few different partners before settling down to marry.

r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:19 PM

During the 1920s, it was believed that jazz music caused one to permanately lose his sexual inhibitions. It was often banned in many cities. One private company went as far as to sell the elites "jazz proof" furniture.

r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:19 PM

All Humans Are 99.9% Genetically Identical and 98.4% of human genes are the same as the genes of a chimpanzee.

r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:20 PM

"Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."

Spunky 12-09-2004 08:20 PM

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r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:20 PM

Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:21 PM

Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

Spunky 12-09-2004 08:21 PM

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r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:21 PM

Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up(if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

Spunky 12-09-2004 08:21 PM

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r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:21 PM

Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

Spunky 12-09-2004 08:21 PM

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r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:22 PM

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Spunky 12-09-2004 08:22 PM

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r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:22 PM

The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

Spunky 12-09-2004 08:22 PM

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r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:22 PM

Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up

r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:23 PM

Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

Spunky 12-09-2004 08:23 PM

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r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:23 PM

A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Spunky 12-09-2004 08:24 PM

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Spunky 12-09-2004 08:25 PM

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r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:25 PM

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are punishable by death.

r3ap3r 12-09-2004 08:25 PM

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman?s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

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Spunky 12-09-2004 08:26 PM

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