50 lol

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Most lipstick contains fish scales!

Fuck it...time to pad the count....no bots here

This is a good one...
Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out.

The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 meters in length.

Only in America... It seems that this guy had been experimenting with an unusual method of seeking autoerotic gratification - namely, by inserting a live fish into his butt. What he hadn't counted on was the fish's scales acting, in effect, like one of those sets of driveway spikes that allow you to drive over them one way but puncture your tyres if you try to go the other way. In his pain and panic, he dialed 911. The EMT arrived, surveyed the situation, and said, "Son, you gotta learn to chew your food better."

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The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.

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Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.

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25% of women think money makes a man sexier

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The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in
coins without being able to make change
for a dollar.

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There are currently more $100 bills in Russia then there are in the
United States.

did i win?

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It's against the law in Chicago to eat in a place that is on fire.

Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles per hour

At least 2 people die every year from vending machines falling on them.

It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk

More than 2500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products

If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.

One million Americans, about 3,000 each day, take up smoking each year. Most of them are children.

Pet superstores now sell about 40 percent of all pet food

At - 40 degrees Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.

Odds of being killed in a tornado- 1 in 2 million

You use more calories eating celery than there are in the celery itself.

"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.

In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.

Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.

The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years

14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once.

According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.