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12-11-2004, 04:22 PM
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I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.
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12-11-2004, 04:27 PM
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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12-11-2004, 04:32 PM
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Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
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12-11-2004, 04:37 PM
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If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
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12-11-2004, 04:42 PM
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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12-11-2004, 04:47 PM
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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12-11-2004, 04:48 PM
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Doing the grind since 99
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12-11-2004, 04:51 PM
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lol
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12-11-2004, 04:52 PM
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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12-11-2004, 04:57 PM
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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12-11-2004, 05:02 PM
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The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
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12-11-2004, 05:07 PM
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The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
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12-11-2004, 05:12 PM
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Never assume. It makes an ASS of U and ME!
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12-11-2004, 05:17 PM
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Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
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12-11-2004, 05:22 PM
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"There are two types of people. Those who divide people into two types, and those who don't." Get your mind round that one, and the whole world slots into place.
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12-11-2004, 05:27 PM
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If it doesn't fit, force it; if it still doesn't fit, use a bigger hammer; if it breaks, then it needed fixing anyway.
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12-11-2004, 05:32 PM
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Life is what is happening while you make other plans.
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12-11-2004, 05:37 PM
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If it ain't broke, break it. Then you can fix it.
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12-11-2004, 05:42 PM
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To expand your horizons you must be willing to lose sight of the shore.
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12-11-2004, 05:47 PM
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Satisfying: The warm feeling engendered, for example, by seeing a traffic warden being given a parking ticket, or a double-glazing salesman getting an unwanted phone call.
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12-11-2004, 05:52 PM
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Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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12-11-2004, 05:57 PM
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If it ain't broke, keep fixing it until it is.
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12-11-2004, 06:02 PM
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Love is grand - divorce is a hundred grand.
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12-11-2004, 06:05 PM
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what's up whores
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12-11-2004, 06:07 PM
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I am in shape; round is a shape.
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12-11-2004, 06:12 PM
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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12-11-2004, 06:17 PM
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
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12-11-2004, 06:22 PM
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
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12-11-2004, 06:27 PM
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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12-11-2004, 06:32 PM
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Even if you are on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there.
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12-11-2004, 06:34 PM
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only a few ppl is still posting around here...
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12-11-2004, 06:37 PM
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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12-11-2004, 06:42 PM
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An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true.
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12-11-2004, 06:47 PM
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There will always be death and taxes. However, death doesn't get worse every year.
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12-11-2004, 06:52 PM
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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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12-11-2004, 06:57 PM
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I am a nutritional overachiever.
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12-11-2004, 07:02 PM
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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12-11-2004, 07:07 PM
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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12-11-2004, 07:12 PM
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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12-11-2004, 07:17 PM
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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12-11-2004, 07:22 PM
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone.
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12-11-2004, 07:27 PM
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Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.
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12-11-2004, 07:32 PM
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There is more to life than increasing its speed.
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12-11-2004, 07:34 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Still pluggin away huh?
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12-11-2004, 07:37 PM
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
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12-11-2004, 07:42 PM
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The best vitamin for making friends is B-1.
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12-11-2004, 07:42 PM
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pornomatic stop posting for awhile and check your email...
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12-11-2004, 07:44 PM
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I need a beer
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12-11-2004, 07:45 PM
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I need a beer
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12-11-2004, 07:46 PM
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I need a beer
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