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KRL · 02-21-2005, 11:13 PM

First off not trying to make fun of handicapped people but ...

Went to IHOP (International House of Pancakes) tonight. So the girl sits us in a booth next to a table full of deaf mutes.

So I'm watching them try to order their meals with sign language and mumble talk. (and this is the waitresses first night on the job so she's already frazzled to begin with) I'm trying to retain myself watching this whole comical thing. She finally gets it all down.

Then it turns out its the chefs first night on the job and he's a big burly Haitian guy and couldn't speak english well at all. He gets the orders all fucked up. Waitress brings the food and the deaf people start complaining in sign language and I'm totally losing it at this point.

Then they start telling jokes and laughing about how bad the waitress and the service was all in sign language and I'm thinking oh god this is GFY material to the max.

Then at the register again in sign language and mumble talk they make this poor blonde waitress retabulate the single tab into individual tabs and she gets it all messed up.

OMG you had to be there . . . .

.:St Ides:. · 02-21-2005, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

First off not trying to make fun of handicapped people but ...

Went to IHOP (International House of Pancakes) tonight. So the girl sits us in a booth next to a table full of deaf mutes.

So I'm watching them try to order their meals with sign language and mumble talk. (and this is the waitresses first night on the job so she's already frazzled to begin with) I'm trying to retain myself watching this whole comical thing. She finally gets it all down.

Then it turns out its the chefs first night on the job and he's a big burly Haitian guy and couldn't speak english well at all. He gets the orders all fucked up. Waitress brings the food and the deaf people start complaining in sign language and I'm totally losing it at this point.

Then they start telling jokes and laughing about how bad the waitress and the service was all in sign language and I'm thinking oh god this is GFY material to the max.

Then at the register again in sign language and mumble talk they make this poor blonde waitress retabulate the single tab into individual tabs and she gets it all messed up.

OMG you had to be there . . . .

I could only fucking imagine how funny this was

eric123 · 02-21-2005, 11:21 PM

Wow That Was So Fucking Funny Dude Almost As Good As Paris Thing

TheMob · 02-21-2005, 11:26 PM

Hehe That Is Very Funny

Do You Speak Sign Language?

Yes, Caps Roxoors!

eric123 · 02-21-2005, 11:27 PM

It Just Is Mob Ok

Top Jimmy · 02-21-2005, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

First off not trying to make fun of handicapped people but ...

Went to IHOP (International House of Pancakes) tonight. So the girl sits us in a booth next to a table full of deaf mutes.

So I'm watching them try to order their meals with sign language and mumble talk. (and this is the waitresses first night on the job so she's already frazzled to begin with) I'm trying to retain myself watching this whole comical thing. She finally gets it all down.

Then it turns out its the chefs first night on the job and he's a big burly Haitian guy and couldn't speak english well at all. He gets the orders all fucked up. Waitress brings the food and the deaf people start complaining in sign language and I'm totally losing it at this point.

Then they start telling jokes and laughing about how bad the waitress and the service was all in sign language and I'm thinking oh god this is GFY material to the max.

Then at the register again in sign language and mumble talk they make this poor blonde waitress retabulate the single tab into individual tabs and she gets it all messed up.

OMG you had to be there . . . .

Reminds me of the time I went to a club on Long Island where they were having a singles night for Deaf people. Very bizarre to see a whole pier filled with people but no talking.

This is why everyone should carry a video camera with them.

eric123 · 02-21-2005, 11:28 PM

Yes Video Cam Nice

prezzz · 02-21-2005, 11:37 PM

KRL · 02-21-2005, 11:40 PM

The part that really got me the most was when they started joking in sign language and I was thinking how amazing you can make jokes using just your hands and still make people all laugh.

Classic is all I can say . . .

prezzz · 02-21-2005, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

The part that really got me the most was when they started joking in sign language and I was thinking how amazing you can make jokes using just your hands and still make people all laugh.

Classic is all I can say . . .

True, true. My wife knows sign language (she studies it) and I can only imagine how ugly things she's talking about with her friends with me not understanding shit

emthree · 02-22-2005, 12:15 AM

Did any of them give her the finger? lol

Darth Vader · 02-22-2005, 12:18 AM

I Jedi Force choke deaf people. I find their lack of hearing disturbing

KRL · 02-22-2005, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by emthree

Did any of them give her the finger? lol

no but they saw I watching them intently and trying to figure out what they were signing and then they looked over at me and started signing and laughing so I guess I was the joke at that point.

02-21-2005, 11:13 PM	#1
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Just Had The Funniest Dining Experience Ever First off not trying to make fun of handicapped people but ... Went to IHOP (International House of Pancakes) tonight. So the girl sits us in a booth next to a table full of deaf mutes. So I'm watching them try to order their meals with sign language and mumble talk. (and this is the waitresses first night on the job so she's already frazzled to begin with) I'm trying to retain myself watching this whole comical thing. She finally gets it all down. Then it turns out its the chefs first night on the job and he's a big burly Haitian guy and couldn't speak english well at all. He gets the orders all fucked up. Waitress brings the food and the deaf people start complaining in sign language and I'm totally losing it at this point. Then they start telling jokes and laughing about how bad the waitress and the service was all in sign language and I'm thinking oh god this is GFY material to the max. Then at the register again in sign language and mumble talk they make this poor blonde waitress retabulate the single tab into individual tabs and she gets it all messed up. OMG you had to be there . . . . __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	The part that really got me the most was when they started joking in sign language and I was thinking how amazing you can make jokes using just your hands and still make people all laugh. Classic is all I can say . . . __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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