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boneprone · 10-09-2001, 09:19 PM

Ill bring some for the adult.com party in Vegas this January!

Lane · 10-09-2001, 09:30 PM

hahahaa
old funny shit

edayle · 10-09-2001, 10:20 PM

That is quite possibly one of the funniest stories I have ever found on the internet!

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boneprone · 10-09-2001, 10:24 PM

forward it to a friend!

boneprone · 12-05-2001, 04:02 PM

I thank all you people for sending me Almond Rocca this year for Christmas with your cards!

Too fucking funny. I have 4 cans of Rocca here this week alone.

BP4L

dank · 12-05-2001, 04:29 PM

Im glad you liked it.

Eat at your own risk.
My cat was a bit sick.

Keev · 12-05-2001, 05:37 PM

yys · 12-05-2001, 05:55 PM

Thats classic, you sound like you would of fit right in with my friends and I in high school; we managed to give a few teachers nervous breakdowns

boneprone · 12-05-2001, 10:55 PM

Too bad i never graduated highschool.

But I did go Penn, and graduated there.

boneprone · 12-05-2001, 10:56 PM

The State Pen!

BP4L

Brad Mitchell · 12-06-2001, 02:35 AM

Fuckin' Hillarious! My cheeks hurt I'm laughing so hard. Props to Bone!

Brad

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kmanrox · 12-06-2001, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
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If ya see this pull up in front of ya house, better hide.

baahahahahaha i thought that was the carpert cleaners?!?!?! shhheeeiiitttt!!!

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boneprone · 12-06-2001, 02:47 AM

have you seen my driver son of rage? He drives the boneprone-4-life limmo when we are in Vegas!

kmanrox · 12-06-2001, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eRock:
That's funny! I was JUST telling somebody tonight about the first time I learned about cigarette timers. This reminds me of it.

About 13, 14, 15 years ago in high school my buddies & I put a M-80 (or the like) in the bathroom in the commons (mid you, I went to a HUGE high school). We put it in the furthest stall & put the wick against the burning smoke then all went to sit down at our table. 10 minutes later KAPLOW! LMAO...and all the guys smokin' gigarettes & joints (whatever) came out of that bathroom like the freakin' world was collapsing! AND w/ a billow of smoke chasing them, right on their heels! They had a look on their face like Sarah Conner did high talin' it out of that punk rock 80s bar in Terminator & seemed as a trail of shit was running down their legs! It was SO funny!

Of course, the Dean's blamed it on the guys in the bathroom instead of the guys (us) falling off our seats laughing!

High school was a good time!

does that make me a bad man if i used to put lady fingers down the throats of toads and light them?

bah

;-)

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 12-06-2001, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox:

does that make me a bad man if i used to put lady fingers down the throats of toads and light them?

bah

;-)

Oh Man !!! You got it all backwards !! You shove them UP THE ASS ... not DOWN THE THROAT !!! The wick has less chances of fizzing out if it is burning UPWARDS !!!

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dank · 12-07-2001, 07:24 PM

I was there when he did this.
It was a classic, and yes it is an Urban Legend in our old hood.

He's like Al Bundy with all the high school stories and urban legends.

Jer · 11-15-2002, 08:23 PM

Boneprone, do you wanna be my bumpy-friend too ?

Jer · 11-15-2002, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
Boneprone, do you wanna be my bumpy-friend too ?

I'll ship some free almond rocca for you.

Fletch XXX · 11-15-2002, 08:47 PM

Sambuka · 11-16-2002, 03:36 AM

Great story man, that ROCKS!!!

I GOT ONE TOO

My favorite school experience I'll never forget was when I was like 8 years old we were in a Church school and the teacher (who was a hard bitch) was sitting up the front in a chair reading to us all while we were sitting on the floor. I was bored and sitting at the VERY BACK of the group some 8 metres from her. I had a thing about picking bogies from my nose and putting it on my finger and then flicking it and watching it fly. Well it was just my way of getting rid of the boogy. Anyways I got one out flicked it, got another one out (good sized one too, slightly crusty you know what I mean heh) and just innocently flicked it away from the group (NOT INTO THEM) and then all of a sudden the teacher stopped reading her story and I looked up and she slowly opened her mouth and stuck out her tounge and pulled MY FUCKING BOOGY out of her mouth and said "Whos is this?"

HHAHHHAHAHAHA ( I SHIT YOU NOT THIS REALLY HAPPEND, I have friends who confirm it for me)

I being 7-8 years old and innocent sitting at the back of the class put up my hand and she calls me to her, places it in my hand and tells me to get rid of it. So I go outside and wipe it on the carpet outside the room.

It wasn't exactly cat shit I was making her eat but come on what are the chances of flicking a boogy 8 metres and LANDING inside your teachers mouth, and smack bang on her tounge. WITHOUT AIMING HEHE

Fuck I love that story.

Rock on Boneprone.

Sammy

stile · 11-16-2002, 03:53 AM

ah man.. i laughed so fucking hard from that i cried...

Jer · 11-16-2002, 06:27 PM

Sambuka, thats fantastic !

Jer · 11-16-2002, 06:40 PM

When I was watching a english class in my first year of the college I made a ball with paper and from my chair I targeted the garbage basket that was near the door. I shot it, but my sence of direction sucked. A girl opened the door to talk with the teacher and BAM!... right in her face. Everyone started to laught, but I didn't know what to do.

She was very nervous (thought she was my target). I left the classroom but she didn't want to talk with me (we didn't know each other). Then weeks and weeks later I was still getting full-of-anger looks from her, so cool.

TheFLY · 11-16-2002, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
When I was watching a english class in my first year of the college I made a ball with paper and from my chair I targeted the garbage basket that was near the door. I shot it, but my sence of direction sucked. A girl opened the door to talk with the teacher and BAM!... right in her face. Everyone started to laught, but I didn't know what to do.

She was very nervous (thought she was my target). I left the classroom but she didn't want to talk with me (we didn't know each other). Then weeks and weeks later I was still getting full-of-anger looks from her, so cool.

Yeah dude that is Satan fucking with you... all actions can be perceived to have malicious intent.

TheFLY · 11-16-2002, 08:05 PM

I mean think of the other possible outcome... She could have found the Almond Rocca, noticed that it was cat shit -- and started bursting out laughing thinking that some student must have been a genius to notice that Almond Rocca looked like cat shit. I mean that student should have been offered extra-credit bonus points.

Pornkings · 11-16-2002, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Boneprone 4-Life

Dont fuck wit Da Boneprone Family or we will get ya one way or another.

You guys come up with the crazyiest shit I love it

TheFLY · 11-16-2002, 08:08 PM

But probably she did the right thing... But she was not aware!

I mean she assumed the Rocca to be a gift -- so she ate it in front of the class to demonstrate her appreciation...

BUT PERHAPS this was payback by God... she may have been thinking to herself -- wow I'm a great teacher -- full of pride she is thinking to herself -- I'll show these students -- I'll let them all watch me eat my gift -- and show them what a great teacher I am... BAM! All that pride fucked her right in the face Boneprone style...

If she was aware of her senses she wouldn't have eaten the cat shit but she was preoccupied w/ her own personal agenda.

TheFLY · 11-16-2002, 08:09 PM

She fell from grace and ended up with cat shit...

Jer · 11-16-2002, 08:25 PM

I love you, TheFLY

Jer · 04-03-2003, 01:05 PM

This is a classic thread.

VideoVoyeur · 07-14-2003, 11:22 PM

Ketadream · 07-14-2003, 11:35 PM

Holy shit boneprone...

Google Almon Rocca and your #2..

http://www.blogwars.com/article.php?sid=987

Ketadream · 07-14-2003, 11:38 PM

God damned videovoyer sucking boneprone's cock by bumping ancient threads and me for being a dork and not checking the date of the thread...

slavdogg · 07-15-2003, 12:15 AM

hahah thats funny

VideoVoyeur · 07-15-2003, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ketadream
God damned videovoyer sucking boneprone's cock by bumping ancient threads and me for being a dork and not checking the date of the thread...

I have not performed oral sex on BP. Now I know he likes the cock and has tried to get into my pants before, but as of this date, I have no performed oral sex on any member on this board.

Wish I could on Kayla, but well....

boneprone · 07-15-2003, 12:41 AM

Holy Shit.

You are right!

My story is #2 result when searching for "Almond Rocca"

LOL!

=^..^= · 07-15-2003, 01:26 AM

this is a real blast from the past
you should post shit liek this more often
I miss these threads

DamageX · 07-18-2003, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Holy Shit.

You are right!

My story is #2 result when searching for "Almond Rocca"

LOL!

Another proof that Google's infatuation with blogs does nothing but bring shit into the SERPs...

boneprone · 08-28-2003, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DamageX

Another proof that Google's infatuation with blogs does nothing but bring shit into the SERPs...

what?

Gemini · 08-28-2003, 04:02 AM

So WHO is this trying to act like Boney? It's certainly NOT the real one.

dank · 08-28-2003, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
So WHO is this trying to act like Boney? It's certainly NOT the real one.

I see im not the only one to think this.

You, me and many others on icq have been talking about this.

ITs not him.

Even on icq its not him.. I know for a fact he's not running ANY of his sites, Jupiter webhosting and some techs and his programer are.

There was someone around on icq briefly talking but hell that wasnt him. I call his phone numbers and they are all still disconnected...

This aint him. I know it.

TheFLY · 09-08-2003, 04:01 PM

You're not even in the google top 10 anymore for "Almond Rocca"

wsjb78 · 09-09-2003, 09:13 AM

I love such stories... makes the day go by faster

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Jinx_Co · 09-09-2003, 09:27 AM

=^..^= · 07-25-2004, 07:32 AM

yearly bump

Shoehorn! · 07-25-2004, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
yearly bump

Manowar · 07-25-2004, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
yearly bump

I'd never read this story before, funny shit

Bigfuck · 07-25-2004, 07:58 AM

Mags was crazy in school always up to something
one time he gave 2 gifts to the teacher in front of the class
labeled 1 and 2 so the teacher opens gift number 1 and finds
a nice bottle of scotch whiskey then opens gift number 2 and finds 30 plastic cups!
the look on his face was priceless when he found out he have to share it with class

Rankings · 07-25-2004, 08:04 AM

worth the read! haha

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10-09-2001, 09:19 PM	#51
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Ill bring some for the adult.com party in Vegas this January!

10-09-2001, 09:30 PM	#52
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	hahahaa old funny shit

10-09-2001, 10:20 PM	#53
edayle Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 43	That is quite possibly one of the funniest stories I have ever found on the internet! ------------------ Nexcash Up to 4 cents/blind click!

10-09-2001, 10:24 PM	#54
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	forward it to a friend!

12-05-2001, 04:02 PM	#55
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I thank all you people for sending me Almond Rocca this year for Christmas with your cards! Too fucking funny. I have 4 cans of Rocca here this week alone. BP4L

12-05-2001, 04:29 PM	#56
dank Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,674	Im glad you liked it. Eat at your own risk. My cat was a bit sick.

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12-05-2001, 05:55 PM	#58
yys Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,922	Thats classic, you sound like you would of fit right in with my friends and I in high school; we managed to give a few teachers nervous breakdowns

12-05-2001, 10:55 PM	#59
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Too bad i never graduated highschool. But I did go Penn, and graduated there.

12-05-2001, 10:56 PM	#60
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	The State Pen! BP4L

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	have you seen my driver son of rage? He drives the boneprone-4-life limmo when we are in Vegas!

12-07-2001, 07:24 PM	#66
dank Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,674	I was there when he did this. It was a classic, and yes it is an Urban Legend in our old hood. He's like Al Bundy with all the high school stories and urban legends.

11-15-2002, 08:23 PM	#67
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Boneprone, do you wanna be my bumpy-friend too ?

11-16-2002, 03:36 AM	#70
Sambuka Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: - Posts: 500	Great story man, that ROCKS!!! I GOT ONE TOO My favorite school experience I'll never forget was when I was like 8 years old we were in a Church school and the teacher (who was a hard bitch) was sitting up the front in a chair reading to us all while we were sitting on the floor. I was bored and sitting at the VERY BACK of the group some 8 metres from her. I had a thing about picking bogies from my nose and putting it on my finger and then flicking it and watching it fly. Well it was just my way of getting rid of the boogy. Anyways I got one out flicked it, got another one out (good sized one too, slightly crusty you know what I mean heh) and just innocently flicked it away from the group (NOT INTO THEM) and then all of a sudden the teacher stopped reading her story and I looked up and she slowly opened her mouth and stuck out her tounge and pulled MY FUCKING BOOGY out of her mouth and said "Whos is this?" HHAHHHAHAHAHA ( I SHIT YOU NOT THIS REALLY HAPPEND, I have friends who confirm it for me) I being 7-8 years old and innocent sitting at the back of the class put up my hand and she calls me to her, places it in my hand and tells me to get rid of it. So I go outside and wipe it on the carpet outside the room. It wasn't exactly cat shit I was making her eat but come on what are the chances of flicking a boogy 8 metres and LANDING inside your teachers mouth, and smack bang on her tounge. WITHOUT AIMING HEHE Fuck I love that story. Rock on Boneprone. Sammy

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Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Sambuka, thats fantastic !

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Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	When I was watching a english class in my first year of the college I made a ball with paper and from my chair I targeted the garbage basket that was near the door. I shot it, but my sence of direction sucked. A girl opened the door to talk with the teacher and BAM!... right in her face. Everyone started to laught, but I didn't know what to do. She was very nervous (thought she was my target). I left the classroom but she didn't want to talk with me (we didn't know each other). Then weeks and weeks later I was still getting full-of-anger looks from her, so cool.

11-16-2002, 08:05 PM	#75
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	I mean think of the other possible outcome... She could have found the Almond Rocca, noticed that it was cat shit -- and started bursting out laughing thinking that some student must have been a genius to notice that Almond Rocca looked like cat shit. I mean that student should have been offered extra-credit bonus points.

11-16-2002, 08:08 PM	#77
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	But probably she did the right thing... But she was not aware! I mean she assumed the Rocca to be a gift -- so she ate it in front of the class to demonstrate her appreciation... BUT PERHAPS this was payback by God... she may have been thinking to herself -- wow I'm a great teacher -- full of pride she is thinking to herself -- I'll show these students -- I'll let them all watch me eat my gift -- and show them what a great teacher I am... BAM! All that pride fucked her right in the face Boneprone style... If she was aware of her senses she wouldn't have eaten the cat shit but she was preoccupied w/ her own personal agenda.

11-16-2002, 08:09 PM	#78
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	She fell from grace and ended up with cat shit...

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Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	I love you, TheFLY

04-03-2003, 01:05 PM	#80
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	This is a classic thread.

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