Our President, the joke. - GoFuckYourself.com

Kuszanta · 01-14-2002, 10:44 AM

Apparently, GW Bush choked and passed out on a pretzel after getting 'a bit too excited' while watchign a NFL playoff game last night.

There was actually a press conference on this. Thats right... a fuckin press conference.

Star · 01-14-2002, 10:48 AM

hahaha I read about that too.
A national tragedy! bring out the marines! lol

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Cheshire · 01-14-2002, 10:50 AM

Wasn't it his dad that threw up on the table at a dinner with the Japanese Prime Minister?
That right there is forever funny.

Kuszanta · 01-14-2002, 10:56 AM

The Bush family jsut have narrow throats... in addition to their narrow cocks.

Keev · 01-14-2002, 01:48 PM

Narrow cocks to shove down other countries throats hee heh!

12clicks · 01-14-2002, 01:53 PM

I'm sure kuzanta is in a position to laugh at his betters.

working the fry-O-later expands the mind

Cheshire · 01-14-2002, 01:53 PM

Lucky thing for Osama that he has no gag-reflex.

Nedder · 01-14-2002, 01:57 PM

>>Narrow cocks to shove down other countries throats hee heh!<<

TOO TRUE!

Nz

Flea@ · 01-14-2002, 02:01 PM

So the guy chocked while eatting... That happens to even the everyday person all the time. That does not make him a joke by any means. No matter who is president it seems that any time they make a human error they are made out to be clowns by people that I'm sure have never made a mistake in thier life. I'll make sure if I ever see you guys chocking on food to just laugh and not help out because you are a joke by your terms.

A press confrence is not a crazy idea in such a situation. Whenever there are rumors circulating around what might have or not happend in regards to the President of The United States and his personal saftey then it's best to meet the media with the facts as soon as possible before it turns in to some media bullshit frenzy.

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Naughty · 01-14-2002, 03:01 PM

I told you all he was going back on booze after one major crisis... this was the one

Anybody wanna place bets?

Clownbarf · 01-14-2002, 03:13 PM

You know the media, they go nuts over every little thing. I mean hell, take Clinton & Lewinsky for example. Guys cum on gals dresses all the time! Sheesh!

Ted · 01-14-2002, 04:01 PM

The guy cant even do something simple like eat a pretzel, how the fuck can he run a country.

pr0 · 01-14-2002, 04:12 PM

Hey now...lets show some support for bush

Atleast he didn't choke on a cock

Nedder · 01-14-2002, 06:14 PM

u should take some lessons from him teddy boy.

nz

Mogul · 01-14-2002, 06:25 PM

"The guy cant even do something simple like eat a pretzel, how the fuck can he run a country."

Did you get those smarts from your Mom or one of your dads?

Did you by chance read the medical notes of what actually happened?

Also keeping in context, since you can't think, that means you can never be more than the slurpee guy at 7-11? Oh wait, think I just described your dream job.

If being stupid was a lucrative profession, you would be Bill Gates.

Mogul

SNOW · 01-14-2002, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire:
Wasn't it his dad that threw up on the table at a dinner with the Japanese Prime Minister?
That right there is forever funny.

Thats correct,He actually puked on the Prime Minister of Japan.. Ya sweet thang..

bhutocracy · 01-15-2002, 12:07 AM

these pretzels are making me chokey...

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Rocky · 01-15-2002, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kuszanta:
Apparently, GW Bush choked and passed out on a pretzel after getting 'a bit too excited' while watchign a NFL playoff game last night.

There was actually a press conference on this. Thats right... a fuckin press conference.

now when you say pretzel...do you mean pretzel?

or do you mean pretzel in that...ummm...cigar kind of way?

assmaster · 01-15-2002, 01:00 AM

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DarkJedi · 01-15-2002, 01:07 AM

Hahah, stupid fuck - he choked on a pretzel, he fucking passed out, he hit his fucking head falling or something. How stupid a person must me to achieve all that.
Call it bad karma hahaha.

AaronnM · 01-15-2002, 01:14 AM

this is lame!

bdld · 01-15-2002, 01:26 AM

anybody think this is a cover-up. i think the guy's got some disease, thats why he's always getting marks on his face. either that or laura's kickin his ass

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DarkJedi · 01-15-2002, 01:33 AM

Nedder · 01-15-2002, 11:03 AM

Wow Dark Jedi? Your mother must have donated some primo campaign dollars to have her picture taken that many times with our dear president.

Save those for the grandkids boy.

Nz

kai-tracid · 01-15-2002, 12:05 PM

I agree that president of yours is a fucking joke man

Mogul · 01-15-2002, 12:25 PM

Our President is just fine. Of course, things could be worse. We could live in a shitty country.

The United States is the current Empire of the World.

Nedder · 01-15-2002, 01:27 PM

the jealous are always the first to lash out at our country

nZ

Evil Chris · 01-15-2002, 01:30 PM

I remember years ago when a big fuss was made over President Ford smashing his forehead while exiting a vehicle.

I couldn't find a pic of it, though.

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kai-tracid · 01-15-2002, 01:34 PM

I should be jealous about??????........

Nedder · 01-15-2002, 03:32 PM

see you are already confused.

nZ

01-14-2002, 10:44 AM	#1
Kuszanta Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5	Our President, the joke. Apparently, GW Bush choked and passed out on a pretzel after getting 'a bit too excited' while watchign a NFL playoff game last night. There was actually a press conference on this. Thats right... a fuckin press conference.

01-14-2002, 10:48 AM	#2
Star Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 74	hahaha I read about that too. A national tragedy! bring out the marines! lol ------------------------- ExtremeGreen

01-14-2002, 10:50 AM	#3
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Wasn't it his dad that threw up on the table at a dinner with the Japanese Prime Minister? That right there is forever funny.

01-14-2002, 10:56 AM	#4
Kuszanta Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5	The Bush family jsut have narrow throats... in addition to their narrow cocks.

01-14-2002, 01:48 PM	#5
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	Narrow cocks to shove down other countries throats hee heh!

01-14-2002, 01:53 PM	#6
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,788	I'm sure kuzanta is in a position to laugh at his betters. working the fry-O-later expands the mind

01-14-2002, 01:57 PM	#8
Nedder Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 555	>>Narrow cocks to shove down other countries throats hee heh!<< TOO TRUE! Nz

01-14-2002, 02:01 PM	#9
Flea@ Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 182	So the guy chocked while eatting... That happens to even the everyday person all the time. That does not make him a joke by any means. No matter who is president it seems that any time they make a human error they are made out to be clowns by people that I'm sure have never made a mistake in thier life. I'll make sure if I ever see you guys chocking on food to just laugh and not help out because you are a joke by your terms. A press confrence is not a crazy idea in such a situation. Whenever there are rumors circulating around what might have or not happend in regards to the President of The United States and his personal saftey then it's best to meet the media with the facts as soon as possible before it turns in to some media bullshit frenzy. [This message has been edited by Flea@ (edited 01-14-2002).]

01-14-2002, 03:01 PM	#10
Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,482	I told you all he was going back on booze after one major crisis... this was the one Anybody wanna place bets?

01-14-2002, 03:13 PM	#11
Clownbarf Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 283	You know the media, they go nuts over every little thing. I mean hell, take Clinton & Lewinsky for example. Guys cum on gals dresses all the time! Sheesh!

01-14-2002, 04:01 PM	#12
Ted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 830	The guy cant even do something simple like eat a pretzel, how the fuck can he run a country.

01-14-2002, 04:12 PM	#13
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Hey now...lets show some support for bush Atleast he didn't choke on a cock

01-14-2002, 06:14 PM	#14
Nedder Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 555	u should take some lessons from him teddy boy. nz

01-14-2002, 06:25 PM	#15
Mogul Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: LV NV USA Posts: 546	"The guy cant even do something simple like eat a pretzel, how the fuck can he run a country." Did you get those smarts from your Mom or one of your dads? Did you by chance read the medical notes of what actually happened? Also keeping in context, since you can't think, that means you can never be more than the slurpee guy at 7-11? Oh wait, think I just described your dream job. If being stupid was a lucrative profession, you would be Bill Gates. Mogul

01-15-2002, 12:07 AM	#17
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	these pretzels are making me chokey... ------------------ .......................... LinkUpPro, The best TGP submission tool, End of fucking story.

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assmaster Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 66	------------------ your bad.

01-15-2002, 01:07 AM	#20
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Hahah, stupid fuck - he choked on a pretzel, he fucking passed out, he hit his fucking head falling or something. How stupid a person must me to achieve all that. Call it bad karma hahaha.

01-15-2002, 01:14 AM	#21
AaronnM Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 25	this is lame!

01-15-2002, 01:26 AM	#22
bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	anybody think this is a cover-up. i think the guy's got some disease, thats why he's always getting marks on his face. either that or laura's kickin his ass ------------------ Dialer Bucks

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300

01-15-2002, 11:03 AM	#24
Nedder Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 555	Wow Dark Jedi? Your mother must have donated some primo campaign dollars to have her picture taken that many times with our dear president. Save those for the grandkids boy. Nz

01-15-2002, 12:05 PM	#25
kai-tracid Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Bali, Indonesia Posts: 331	I agree that president of yours is a fucking joke man

01-15-2002, 12:25 PM	#26
Mogul Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: LV NV USA Posts: 546	Our President is just fine. Of course, things could be worse. We could live in a shitty country. The United States is the current Empire of the World.

01-15-2002, 01:27 PM	#27
Nedder Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 555	the jealous are always the first to lash out at our country nZ

01-15-2002, 01:30 PM	#28
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,233	I remember years ago when a big fuss was made over President Ford smashing his forehead while exiting a vehicle. I couldn't find a pic of it, though. ------------------ EC In Gamma We Trust

01-15-2002, 01:34 PM	#29
kai-tracid Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Bali, Indonesia Posts: 331	I should be jealous about??????........

01-15-2002, 03:32 PM	#30
Nedder Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 555	see you are already confused. nZ