WORST affiliate customer service response ever (AFF) - GoFuckYourself.com

iBanker · 08-08-2005, 11:39 AM

So I write this to Adult Friend Finder:

We are one of your new affiliates. I would like to throw you in our members area as an upsell, and our our exit chain. I would be needing creatives from you guys to accomplish that.

Let me know if you guys have an interest in doing that for me. I understand if you don't as we also have a ton of affiliates and they are always in need of something.

Let me know. I prefer the phone. My number is below.

Christopher Lucidi
JasonandAlex.com
858-587-9000 x 102

Their response:

Dear affiliate,

Currently our affiliates are prohibited from advertising, in any manner, Friendfinder services through the use of e-mail or Links in e-mail.
Please do not hesitate in contacting us back if you need further assistance.

Thank you,

Sandro N.
Affiliate Marketing
FriendFinder Inc.

My response:

Did you even read my email?
Who said anything about advertising in email?
This is a joke.

Thrawn$ · 08-08-2005, 11:42 AM

they use postbots as affiliate rep

SmokeyTheBear · 08-08-2005, 11:42 AM

lol gotta love cut and paste responses..

Manowar · 08-08-2005, 11:43 AM

riddler · 08-08-2005, 11:43 AM

lol, wow they hit the question right on the fucking head.. lmao

Penthouse Tony · 08-08-2005, 11:43 AM

I'm sorry that you recieived that response. That clearly was not the correct response to your e-mail. I'm in Florida still from Internext but I will give you a call tomorrow and get you the creatives that you need. Again I appologize for that response sent to you.

SmokeyTheBear · 08-08-2005, 11:44 AM

They send the emails to a room with a monkey strapped to a chair, they have a set of large buttons in front of him with preprogrammed email responses.

SmokeyTheBear · 08-08-2005, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

I'm sorry that you recieived that response. That clearly was not the correct response to your e-mail. I'm in Florida still from Internext but I will give you a call tomorrow and get you the creatives that you need. Again I appologize for that response sent to you.

And sagi makes a remarkeable save...

SAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE

QuaWee · 08-08-2005, 11:45 AM

lol, great bots

iBanker · 08-08-2005, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

They send the emails to a room with a monkey strapped to a chair, they have a set of large buttons in front of him with preprogrammed email responses.

wow, that was funny, now I am going to have that visual in my head all day.

iBanker · 08-08-2005, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

I'm sorry that you recieived that response. That clearly was not the correct response to your e-mail. I'm in Florida still from Internext but I will give you a call tomorrow and get you the creatives that you need. Again I appologize for that response sent to you.

Thanks. I'll be here.

_mC_ · 08-08-2005, 11:48 AM

At least you got your follow-up... WTG Sagi_AFF!

SmokeyTheBear · 08-08-2005, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBanker

wow, that was funny, now I am going to have that visual in my head all day.

Manowar · 08-08-2005, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Paraskass · 08-08-2005, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrawn$

they use postbots as affiliate rep

Holly · 08-08-2005, 12:14 PM

They did me the same way:

*******************

I am one of your affiliates and would like to speak with someone regarding banners for some ppc advertising I am doing.

You can email me at this address, or I can give you a call and we can do it by phone. Thanks for you help. Hope to hear from you soon.

Holly

**********************

Dear Holly,

I am just a sexy girl.

Thank you,

Vitasoy Woj
Affiliate Marketing
FriendFinder Inc.

iBanker · 08-08-2005, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Dear Holly,

I am just a sexy girl.

Thank you,

Vitasoy Woj
Affiliate Marketing
FriendFinder Inc.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Yo Adrian · 08-08-2005, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrawn$

they use postbots as affiliate rep

It seems a handful of programs do.. I've had responses to requests similar to this before.

DateDoc · 08-08-2005, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

They did me the same way:

*******************

I am one of your affiliates and would like to speak with someone regarding banners for some ppc advertising I am doing.

You can email me at this address, or I can give you a call and we can do it by phone. Thanks for you help. Hope to hear from you soon.

Holly

**********************

Dear Holly,

I am just a sexy girl.

Thank you,

Vitasoy Woj
Affiliate Marketing
FriendFinder Inc.

Woj works for AFF??

Holly · 08-08-2005, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterPorn

Woj works for AFF??

God bless your little heart.

TheSenator · 08-08-2005, 12:33 PM

Funny... Gotta Love the Bots

Denis_SC · 08-08-2005, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

You killed me with that one. Thnx for a good laugh

Due · 08-08-2005, 12:40 PM

Thanks, please keep this thread at top, each time I see it it will remind me to try and call epassporte

If someone from epassporte see this then please contact me

SomeCreep · 08-08-2005, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBanker

So I write this to Adult Friend Finder:

We are one of your new affiliates. I would like to throw you in our members area as an upsell, and our our exit chain. I would be needing creatives from you guys to accomplish that.

Let me know if you guys have an interest in doing that for me. I understand if you don't as we also have a ton of affiliates and they are always in need of something.

Let me know. I prefer the phone. My number is below.

Christopher Lucidi
JasonandAlex.com
858-587-9000 x 102

Their response:

Dear affiliate,

Currently our affiliates are prohibited from advertising, in any manner, Friendfinder services through the use of e-mail or Links in e-mail.
Please do not hesitate in contacting us back if you need further assistance.

Thank you,

Sandro N.
Affiliate Marketing
FriendFinder Inc.

My response:

Did you even read my email?
Who said anything about advertising in email?
This is a joke.

I've also had bad experiences with their customer support. If there is one thing I cant stand, it is when customer support responds without even addressing the issues in your email. It is as if they just read the first sentence and then reply.

iBanker · 08-08-2005, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep

I've also had bad experiences with their customer support. If there is one thing I cant stand, it is when customer support responds without even addressing the issues in your email. It is as if they just read the first sentence and then reply.

I just don't, and never will, understand why you would choose to use a post-bot email program (if that is indeed what they are doing) to respond to their affiliates.

It doesn't make sense. It's like the idiots that dont read a 2 page thread here before posting to a comment.

Master at Work · 08-08-2005, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterPorn

Woj works for AFF??

Elli · 08-08-2005, 02:15 PM

Good save, Sagi. Man, you are everywhere! I swear you have like a batphone hookup or something

Tala · 08-08-2005, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterPorn

Woj works for AFF??

Mr-No · 08-08-2005, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterPorn

Woj works for AFF??

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

God bless your little heart.

I didn't laugh so hard, I can't remember how long...
ROTFLMAOWTIME

Mr-No · 08-08-2005, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

I'm sorry that you recieived that response. That clearly was not the correct response to your e-mail. I'm in Florida still from Internext but I will give you a call tomorrow and get you the creatives that you need. Again I appologize for that response sent to you.

Sorry, but this one is also good

iBanker · 08-08-2005, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr-No

Sorry, but this one is also good

Yeah, I didn't want to be the first person to point that out though....

The Ghost · 08-08-2005, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

This one's going in the archives....

Mr-No · 08-08-2005, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBanker

Yeah, I didn't want to be the first person to point that out though....

... And now I feel better that I'm not the only one who see that funny...

Antonio · 08-08-2005, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

haha
the blue screen of death

tristan_D · 08-09-2005, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

this one's a winner

facialfreak · 08-09-2005, 02:52 AM

I always have GREAT customer service/affiliate support from AFF through ICQ ...

Very friendly, and always address and problems right away!!

Try hitting up their Affiliate support ICQ # 215 446 267

The Other Steve · 08-09-2005, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr-No

... And now I feel better that I'm not the only one who see that funny...

After all the unneccessary crap that has been on the board lately it's been good to come here and have a good laugh

08-08-2005, 11:39 AM	#1
iBanker Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego, moving to Portland. Posts: 2,758	WORST affiliate customer service response ever (AFF) So I write this to Adult Friend Finder: We are one of your new affiliates. I would like to throw you in our members area as an upsell, and our our exit chain. I would be needing creatives from you guys to accomplish that. Let me know if you guys have an interest in doing that for me. I understand if you don't as we also have a ton of affiliates and they are always in need of something. Let me know. I prefer the phone. My number is below. Christopher Lucidi JasonandAlex.com 858-587-9000 x 102 Their response: Dear affiliate, Currently our affiliates are prohibited from advertising, in any manner, Friendfinder services through the use of e-mail or Links in e-mail. Please do not hesitate in contacting us back if you need further assistance. Thank you, Sandro N. Affiliate Marketing FriendFinder Inc. My response: Did you even read my email? Who said anything about advertising in email? This is a joke. __________________ www.JasonandAlex.com Christopher's ICQ: 268-843-170

08-08-2005, 11:42 AM	#2
Thrawn$ Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mtl Posts: 4,596	they use postbots as affiliate rep __________________ Tracking 202 \| Start Tracking PPC Campaigns Like A Pro

08-08-2005, 11:42 AM	#3
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	lol gotta love cut and paste responses.. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

08-08-2005, 11:43 AM	#6
Penthouse Tony Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Mountain View, CA Posts: 5,835	I'm sorry that you recieived that response. That clearly was not the correct response to your e-mail. I'm in Florida still from Internext but I will give you a call tomorrow and get you the creatives that you need. Again I appologize for that response sent to you. __________________ aamos AT FFN dot com Penthouse.com Business Development ICQ: 49090846 \| Yahoo IM: ff_aamos

08-08-2005, 11:44 AM	#7
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	They send the emails to a room with a monkey strapped to a chair, they have a set of large buttons in front of him with preprogrammed email responses. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

08-08-2005, 11:43 AM	#4
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528

08-08-2005, 11:43 AM	#5
riddler Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: up in gang bang heaven Posts: 3,726	lol, wow they hit the question right on the fucking head.. lmao

08-08-2005, 11:45 AM	#9
QuaWee Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: boogers Posts: 5,791	lol, great bots __________________ i luv mainstream

08-08-2005, 11:48 AM	#12
_mC_ Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL Posts: 1,195	At least you got your follow-up... WTG Sagi_AFF! __________________ Process and Settle in USD/EUR/GBP KGreer at SegPay dot com ICQ~234-382-798

08-08-2005, 12:14 PM	#16
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	They did me the same way: ***************** I am one of your affiliates and would like to speak with someone regarding banners for some ppc advertising I am doing. You can email me at this address, or I can give you a call and we can do it by phone. Thanks for you help. Hope to hear from you soon. Holly ******************** Dear Holly, I am just a sexy girl. Thank you, Vitasoy Woj Affiliate Marketing FriendFinder Inc. __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

08-08-2005, 12:33 PM	#21
TheSenator Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 13,334	Funny... Gotta Love the Bots __________________ ISeekGirls.com since 2005

08-08-2005, 12:40 PM	#23
Due Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Murrieta, CA Posts: 3,620	Thanks, please keep this thread at top, each time I see it it will remind me to try and call epassporte If someone from epassporte see this then please contact me __________________ I buy plugs Skype: Due_Global /Due

08-08-2005, 02:15 PM	#27
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Good save, Sagi. Man, you are everywhere! I swear you have like a batphone hookup or something __________________ email: [email protected]

08-09-2005, 02:52 AM	#36
facialfreak Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 3,018	I always have GREAT customer service/affiliate support from AFF through ICQ ... Very friendly, and always address and problems right away!! Try hitting up their Affiliate support ICQ # 215 446 267 __________________ Managed Shared Hosting starting at $4.99/mo Managed VPS starting at $29.99/mo