this wedding i went to got interesting - GoFuckYourself.com

evanmorgan · 08-16-2005, 02:26 PM

when the brides 60 year old father turned up with his new 20 year old girlfriend, and boy is she a fuckin hotty. Us cousins of the bride were told that if this girl had shown up we were gonna have to keep her busy/out the way, thats a job i would have enjoyed....she seems like a little freak as well, she saw me and my sisters boyfriends looking/staring at her and she gave us a little smile.

He aint rich, and as far as a know, he doesnt have a monster cock. Whats the deal, why cant i get a girl that hot when some frail old man can....fuckin shit

Evan

ElvisManson · 08-16-2005, 02:29 PM

cause he talks to women in person instead of bitching about it on a message board?

evanmorgan · 08-16-2005, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElvisManson

cause he talks to women in person instead of bitching about it on a message board?

u aint seen the guy, he looks like mr burns, and she was a little blonde with a tight ass.....whats the world coming to....definately worth bitchin about

Ev

ElvisManson · 08-16-2005, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan

u aint seen the guy, he looks like mr burns, and she was a little blonde with a tight ass.....whats the world coming to....definately worth bitchin about

Ev

it's the Law of Averages. Doesn't matter how ugly you are... If you ask out 10 really hot girls...at least one of them is going to say yes.

GlydeGirl · 08-16-2005, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan

He aint rich, and as far as a know, he doesnt have a monster cock. Whats the deal, why cant i get a girl that hot when some frail old man can....fuckin shit

Do you really want to know? Choose your most preferable option
a. he eats pussy like a professional
b. they have a wicked age play thing going on
c. BDSM

Scott McD · 08-16-2005, 02:40 PM

Ok we need pic's of the chick ???

wargames · 08-16-2005, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan

when the brides 60 year old father turned up with his new 20 year old girlfriend, and boy is she a fuckin hotty. Us cousins of the bride were told that if this girl had shown up we were gonna have to keep her busy/out the way, thats a job i would have enjoyed....she seems like a little freak as well, she saw me and my sisters boyfriends looking/staring at her and she gave us a little smile.

He aint rich, and as far as a know, he doesnt have a monster cock. Whats the deal, why cant i get a girl that hot when some frail old man can....fuckin shit

Evan

Escort service they are fantastic.

Miguel T · 08-16-2005, 02:45 PM

Maybe he doesnt spend the day in front of a Computer Screen ;)

sicone · 08-16-2005, 02:46 PM

maybe he pays for her services

sonofsam · 08-16-2005, 02:47 PM

maybe hes got a crazy life insurance plan

Sosa · 08-16-2005, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wargames

Escort service they are fantastic.

lol, she was ordered from my website

evanmorgan · 08-16-2005, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Ok we need pic's of the chick ???

if i had one, i would be busy right now

Drake · 08-16-2005, 03:49 PM

You should have asked him what his secret is

Dalai lama · 08-16-2005, 04:00 PM

She was hired

Hollywood Horwitz · 08-16-2005, 04:11 PM

pics ,where they at?

bllott · 08-16-2005, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

maybe hes got a crazy life insurance plan

Spunky · 08-16-2005, 04:22 PM

She knows he's about to croak soon..gold digging bitch

BellaSeaira · 08-16-2005, 04:29 PM

There is a 21 year diff between me an my bf. He treats me better than any guy my age ever has.

Doc911 · 08-16-2005, 04:33 PM

some chicks really dig older men.

tristan_D · 08-16-2005, 04:40 PM

maybe when you turn 60 you'll get your turn.

Wiggles · 08-16-2005, 05:57 PM

maybe he hired her for the night

OG LennyT · 08-16-2005, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles

maybe he hired her for the night

what I'm thinkin

AdultNex · 08-16-2005, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BellaSeaira

There is a 21 year diff between me an my bf. He treats me better than any guy my age ever has.

Can someone say AFC?

BellaSeaira · 08-16-2005, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultNex

Can someone say AFC?

what????

nofx · 08-16-2005, 07:24 PM

shes a gold digging whore

reed_4 · 08-16-2005, 07:35 PM

Maybe the old man knows alot of things about Hypnotism.

PixeLs · 08-16-2005, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan

when the brides 60 year old father turned up with his new 20 year old girlfriend, and boy is she a fuckin hotty. Us cousins of the bride were told that if this girl had shown up we were gonna have to keep her busy/out the way, thats a job i would have enjoyed....she seems like a little freak as well, she saw me and my sisters boyfriends looking/staring at her and she gave us a little smile.

He aint rich, and as far as a know, he doesnt have a monster cock. Whats the deal, why cant i get a girl that hot when some frail old man can....fuckin shit

Evan

I feel your pain Morg.

reynold · 08-17-2005, 02:01 AM

It hurts me so bad hearing heartbreaks like this one.

08-16-2005, 02:26 PM	#1
evanmorgan Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,490	this wedding i went to got interesting when the brides 60 year old father turned up with his new 20 year old girlfriend, and boy is she a fuckin hotty. Us cousins of the bride were told that if this girl had shown up we were gonna have to keep her busy/out the way, thats a job i would have enjoyed....she seems like a little freak as well, she saw me and my sisters boyfriends looking/staring at her and she gave us a little smile. He aint rich, and as far as a know, he doesnt have a monster cock. Whats the deal, why cant i get a girl that hot when some frail old man can....fuckin shit Evan __________________ Perfect for Asian, Petite,Teen, Exotic, Bikini, Solo girl, Panty, Softcore and Cameltoe Traffic 100% Exclusive Girls and Content NEW JOON MALI Tour - LILY KOH 60% Lifetime Rev Share, 10% Webmaster Referral - Epassporte

08-16-2005, 02:40 PM	#6
Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	Ok we need pic's of the chick ??? __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

08-16-2005, 02:45 PM	#8
Miguel T ♦ Web Developer ♦ Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Full-Stack Developer Posts: 12,472	Maybe he doesnt spend the day in front of a Computer Screen ;) __________________ Full Stack Webdeveloper: HTML5/CSS3, jQuery, AJAX, ElevatedX, NATS, MechBunny, Wordpress

08-16-2005, 02:46 PM	#9
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	maybe he pays for her services __________________

08-16-2005, 02:47 PM	#10
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	maybe hes got a crazy life insurance plan __________________ I like turtles.

08-16-2005, 02:29 PM	#2
ElvisManson Looking California Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,476	cause he talks to women in person instead of bitching about it on a message board?

08-16-2005, 03:49 PM	#13
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	You should have asked him what his secret is

08-16-2005, 04:00 PM	#14
Dalai lama Strength and Honor Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Europe Posts: 16,540	She was hired __________________ A program you can trust. Gallerybooster Run multiply TGPs of 1 script

08-16-2005, 04:11 PM	#15
Hollywood Horwitz Porn To ROCK! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 4,357	pics ,where they at? __________________ Ross Horwitz Skype: RossAngeles666 Online Ad Sales / Email / Display Ads / Mobile Cell.323.949.4313 [email protected]

08-16-2005, 04:22 PM	#17
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,940	She knows he's about to croak soon..gold digging bitch __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

08-16-2005, 04:29 PM	#18
BellaSeaira Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 339	There is a 21 year diff between me an my bf. He treats me better than any guy my age ever has. __________________ Submit Galleries Here!! ICQ: 305781334

08-16-2005, 04:33 PM	#19
Doc911 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: If i was up your ass you'd know Posts: 3,695	some chicks really dig older men. __________________ For PHP/MySQL scripts ICQ 161480555 or email [email protected]

08-16-2005, 04:40 PM	#20
tristan_D Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 7,865	maybe when you turn 60 you'll get your turn. __________________ Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.

08-16-2005, 05:57 PM	#21
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	maybe he hired her for the night __________________ no sig

08-16-2005, 07:24 PM	#25
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	shes a gold digging whore __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

08-16-2005, 07:35 PM	#26
reed_4 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9,640	Maybe the old man knows alot of things about Hypnotism. __________________

08-17-2005, 02:01 AM	#28
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	It hurts me so bad hearing heartbreaks like this one.