Underwear is important - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 02-20-2006, 10:34 AM

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead!

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of
people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in
shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public
ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped
forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The
mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

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Spunky · 02-20-2006, 10:35 AM

That made me laugh.

Phoenix · 02-20-2006, 10:36 AM

haha nice

Web Lass · 02-20-2006, 10:38 AM

I don't get it.

......ohhhhh, she felt up the mechanic, not her husband! Ha! Silly woman.

CDSmith · 02-20-2006, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Web Lass

I don't get it.

.....ohhhhh, she felt up the mechanic, not her husband! Ha! Silly woman.

bingo. :D

G-Rotica · 02-20-2006, 11:10 AM

dissipate · 02-20-2006, 11:15 AM

hahahah that one was pretty good

Manowar · 02-20-2006, 11:29 AM

jimthefiend · 02-20-2006, 11:30 AM

So what color panties you got on today?

GlydeGirl · 02-20-2006, 11:30 AM

That's a funny one! LOL

CDSmith · 02-20-2006, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

So what color panties you got on today?

Grey boxers. Wanna sniff?

divinity · 02-20-2006, 12:18 PM

lol couldn't recgnize that it wasn't her husband's junk or just wanted to get ahold of some new stuff?

CyberHustler · 02-20-2006, 12:23 PM

no it aint

sfera · 02-20-2006, 12:24 PM

lol good one

Syl · 02-20-2006, 12:49 PM

Haha. That's great!

amandaspost · 02-20-2006, 01:20 PM

chadglni · 02-20-2006, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by divinity

lol couldn't recgnize that it wasn't her husband's junk or just wanted to get ahold of some new stuff?

Or it's a fucking joke? Jubus.

02-20-2006, 10:34 AM	#1
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