Would you have sex with Martha Stewart? - GoFuckYourself.com

Dice TGP · 05-15-2002, 04:36 PM

Isn't she everyones fantasy? She's sure as hell mine. :-)

Brian911 · 05-15-2002, 04:37 PM

OMG
would she stay with the cats ?

^R3K^ · 05-15-2002, 04:37 PM

I have fucked her.. and let me tell you thats one thrifty, freaky bondage hoe!

Evil1 · 05-15-2002, 04:50 PM

I'd like to fist her ass for no other reason then to humiliate her.

05-15-2002, 04:51 PM

I'd fuck the fluffy cats.

Backov · 05-15-2002, 04:53 PM

I would the once, but probably not more than that. I'm not into fem dom, and from all accounts she's a total dom.

Cheers,
Backov

DPlayMax · 05-15-2002, 05:08 PM

fuck nooooo way

Sly_RJ · 05-15-2002, 05:43 PM

She probably has this nifty little contraption to catch the cum, for later use while preparing the morning pancakes. Yummy!

heymatty · 05-15-2002, 05:48 PM

She is MILF heaven

She'd do the business, clean up the mess and bring you a sandwich

wired1 · 05-15-2002, 05:53 PM

MILF is right!

hell yeah, why not, I'd do her just to be able to say that I did....

beemk · 05-15-2002, 06:56 PM

hell yeah, and just think of the breakfast she could make you the next morning.

SleazyDream · 05-15-2002, 07:13 PM

I fucked her.
"It's a good thing"

cool1 · 05-15-2002, 07:23 PM

Fuck her yes and give her a good licking.

Funbrunette · 05-15-2002, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
She probably has this nifty little contraption to catch the cum, for later use while preparing the morning pancakes. Yummy!

Hehehe!

FlyingIguana · 05-15-2002, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by heymatty
She is MILF heaven

She'd do the business, clean up the mess and bring you a sandwich

but can she make flapjacks, thats really all that matters

vidsweb · 05-15-2002, 09:38 PM

I'm sure Martha would be thrilled to know that 80% of the people who have voted so far would have sex with her.

Sly_RJ · 05-15-2002, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by vidsweb
I'm sure Martha would be thrilled to know that 80% of the people who have voted so far would have sex with her.

She should feel very comfortable with 80% considering 99.9% of us would fuck a goat.

Roxxy · 05-15-2002, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

She should feel very comfortable with 80% considering 99.9% of us would fuck a goat.

ahahahAHAHAH!!!

Nice 1 Sly.

-Roxxy

Snake Doctor · 05-15-2002, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

She should feel very comfortable with 80% considering 99.9% of us would fuck a goat.

I resemble that remark!!

jimmy3way · 05-15-2002, 11:01 PM

I might take bids on an old project of mine:

www.marthastewartsex.com

meRx · 05-16-2002, 05:05 AM

After a few beers and the beer-goggles kick in....why not

LoveAsianChicks · 05-16-2002, 05:09 AM

I don't find her attractive at all.
Is this a joke?

Slick · 05-16-2002, 05:20 AM

I wonder if she sounds as boring in bed as she does on her tv show, it's like that woman doesn't get excited. Me and my wifey always joke about that when flipping through the channels, seeing her show on.

Rich J. · 05-16-2002, 06:54 AM

I would tear that up!

MagicksAntics · 05-16-2002, 08:29 AM

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Originally posted by vidsweb

The REAL question is...would she want to fuck any of YOU? From the looks of things she's far too into pussy to even consider taking some dick...

Milton · 05-16-2002, 10:21 AM

sure i fuck every pussy that is older then 30 years of age.

UnseenWorld · 05-16-2002, 02:17 PM

If she ponied up enough dough, sure I'd do 'er.

lawpal · 05-16-2002, 02:19 PM

We just finished a movie staring Martha called "Entertaining at a Bukakke dinner party" She makes some hor d'ervs, an entre, we all get bashed, and she swallows a beer bong full of cum spooned off her face after all the guests cover her with cum.

It was the best dinner party I have been to.

Cheshire · 05-16-2002, 03:17 PM

I bet she's a Hell Cat in the sac!

ounique · 05-16-2002, 03:58 PM

I'm sorry, there wasn't an option for me. You forgot to add:

* Yes, I'm gay and I would do Martha Stewat just to get a look at the inside of her house.

btw, I think she's got a whips in her closet somewhere. I could totally see "Mistress Stewart shows you how to make the perfect dungeon", can't you?

View Poll Results: Would you have sex with Martha Stewart?
Oh yeah baby! Gimme some of that sweet ass!	53	69.74%
No fucking way!	20	26.32%
Dude, I'm gay	3	3.95%
Voters: 76. You may not vote on this poll

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Dice TGP Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 228	Isn't she everyones fantasy? She's sure as hell mine. :-)

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LoveAsianChicks Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -CANADA- Posts: 1,464	I don't find her attractive at all. Is this a joke?

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Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I wonder if she sounds as boring in bed as she does on her tv show, it's like that woman doesn't get excited. Me and my wifey always joke about that when flipping through the channels, seeing her show on.

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Milton Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mauritius Posts: 1,118	sure i fuck every pussy that is older then 30 years of age.

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lawpal Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Miami Posts: 824	We just finished a movie staring Martha called "Entertaining at a Bukakke dinner party" She makes some hor d'ervs, an entre, we all get bashed, and she swallows a beer bong full of cum spooned off her face after all the guests cover her with cum. It was the best dinner party I have been to.

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ounique Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA + Worldwide Posts: 329	I'm sorry, there wasn't an option for me. You forgot to add: * Yes, I'm gay and I would do Martha Stewat just to get a look at the inside of her house. btw, I think she's got a whips in her closet somewhere. I could totally see "Mistress Stewart shows you how to make the perfect dungeon", can't you? __________________ Keep Groovin, Don Mike V.P. of Sales Ounique.com - Premium Adult Content Since 1995 Instant Download 24/7/365 includes Model Releases and IDs