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baddog · 05-21-2006, 05:13 PM

Apparently, according to this article they must have been pretty desperate 6 million years ago.

The relevant part of the article states:

The researchers, from the Broad Institute of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Harvard University, propose humans and chimpanzees first split up about 10 million years ago. Then, after evolving in different directions for 4 million years, they got back together for a brief fling that produced a third, hybrid population with characteristics of both lines. That genetic collaboration gave rise to two branches ? one leading to humans and the other to chimps.

The work has inspired both admiration and skepticism. Many palaeontologists have a hard time believing some of the fossil humans known to have lived during that era could have been pairing up with apes.

"It's a totally cool and extremely clever analysis," said Daniel Lieberman, a professor of biological anthropology at Harvard who wasn't involved in the study

"My problem is imagining what it would be like to have a bipedal hominid and a chimpanzee viewing each other as appropriate mates ? not to put it too crudely."

The report, published in yesterday's issue Nature, estimates that final break between the human and chimpanzee species did not come until 6.3 million years ago at the earliest.

Aquarius · 05-21-2006, 05:14 PM

It is not that bad...

sonofsam · 05-21-2006, 05:38 PM

well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

not desperate to THAT extent... but just about

nico-t · 05-21-2006, 05:44 PM

fucking perverts!

u-Bob · 05-21-2006, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

"My problem is imagining what it would be like to have a bipedal hominid and a chimpanzee viewing each other as appropriate mates ? not to put it too crudely."

1 word: beastiality.
If things like that sell in 2006, why would it be hard to imagine that a less evolved humanlike creature could fuck another similar creature...

Jimmy The Juggernaut · 05-21-2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

not desperate to THAT extent... but just about

ROFRLROFLROFLROFl

nofx · 05-21-2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

not desperate to THAT extent... but just about

bahahhaha

nice.

NoCarrier · 05-21-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

not desperate to THAT extent... but just about

Classic reply

georgeyw · 05-21-2006, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

not desperate to THAT extent... but just about

LMFAO!

2HousePlague · 05-21-2006, 06:25 PM

Hey Llloyd, ya ever pull yer Harley over on one of those long x-country rides and stop and ya realize yer in some sorta BAYOU type place where they're as inbred as the mold on your bread? Ya ever fuck one of those bayou girls?

Same thing --

2hp

Screaming · 05-21-2006, 06:27 PM

kinda seems retarted to me

ed146 · 05-21-2006, 06:29 PM

Monkey see monkey does

baddog · 05-21-2006, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Hey Llloyd, ya ever pull yer Harley over on one of those long x-country rides and stop and ya realize yer in some sorta BAYOU type place where they're as inbred as the mold on your bread? Ya ever fuck one of those bayou girls?

Same thing --

2hp

No, I do have some standards.

NemesiS876 · 05-21-2006, 07:00 PM

I need to be to desperate, to do that!!!

2HousePlague · 05-21-2006, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

No, I do have some standards.

Why?! Why?! Why!? Why any man would ever find it necessary to assert his STANDARDS, when the question of him already having fucked some woman has already been settled, I will never understand -- -- It's like saying "Yeah, but I didn't like it" -- -- Ya got Laid, ya got on yer bike, ya moved on. All's good. Why plague yourself with needless guilt --

2hp

HouseHead · 05-21-2006, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Screaming

kinda seems retarted to me

Im with you on that!

Bdiddy · 05-21-2006, 07:05 PM

No. I would never fuck a monkey.

nofx · 05-21-2006, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

No, I do have some standards.

you dont fuck bitches with kids?

Paul Waters · 05-21-2006, 08:29 PM

Ask Laura Bush.

baddog · 05-21-2006, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Why?! Why?! Why!? Why any man would ever find it necessary to assert his STANDARDS, when the question of him already having fucked some woman has already been settled, I will never understand -- -- It's like saying "Yeah, but I didn't like it" -- -- Ya got Laid, ya got on yer bike, ya moved on. All's good. Why plague yourself with needless guilt --

2hp

because I can

baddog · 05-21-2006, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Screaming

kinda seems retarted to me

There is something retarded about your spelling.

2HousePlague · 05-21-2006, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

because I can

This is a helluva long way to come just to be disgusted --

2hp

reynold · 05-22-2006, 01:09 AM

even if I'm high on drugs and drunk i wouldn't be soo fucking desperate to even fuck a monkey's ass.

marketsmart · 05-22-2006, 01:11 AM

i would fuck a monkey for $2.75... i am not paying any more than that...

Dagwolf · 05-22-2006, 01:15 AM

I've seen a poodle screwing a cat. now THAT was weird.

polish_aristocrat · 05-22-2006, 05:17 AM

great scientific discussion in this thread

some of you have really brought up many interesting points, its good to see so many people here interested in such subjects

Drake · 05-22-2006, 05:21 AM

standards are overrated. with that said, I'm off to the barn.

VicD · 05-22-2006, 05:23 AM

pretty desperate

u-Bob · 05-22-2006, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

I've seen a poodle screwing a cat. now THAT was weird.

pussy = pussy.

gooddomains · 05-22-2006, 07:54 AM

Fuck the monkey :-)

AdultInsider Cloner · 05-22-2006, 08:05 AM

well, we've all fucked a monkey at one point or another....haha.....right?

Seriously though, speaking as a geneticist, even if the two species did mate, I highly doubt a viable embyro would result. At the very least, no conception would take place, at the very most, you'd get a sterile offspring. Just because two species couple, doesn't mean one can fertilize the other.

psili · 05-22-2006, 08:06 AM

I could be wrong, but weren't the two species that were cross-breading pretty similar in appearance? I mean, one wasn't actually a "human" as it looks today and a "chimp" as it looks today, right?

RayBonga · 05-22-2006, 08:10 AM

Here's what happened

dynastoned · 05-22-2006, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

not desperate to THAT extent... but just about

haha good one..

jimthefiend · 05-22-2006, 08:14 AM

Ask some of BVF's crackheads...

pussyluver · 05-22-2006, 08:16 AM

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CS-Jay · 05-22-2006, 08:17 AM

Sex With Monkeys

TheLegacy · 05-22-2006, 08:23 AM

so would you like to touch my monkey?

Drake · 05-22-2006, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultInsider Cloner

Seriously though, speaking as a geneticist, even if the two species did mate, I highly doubt a viable embyro would result. At the very least, no conception would take place, at the very most, you'd get a sterile offspring. Just because two species couple, doesn't mean one can fertilize the other.

Agreed. Sounds like hogwash.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	How desperate do you have to be to fuck a monkey? Apparently, according to this article they must have been pretty desperate 6 million years ago. The relevant part of the article states: The researchers, from the Broad Institute of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Harvard University, propose humans and chimpanzees first split up about 10 million years ago. Then, after evolving in different directions for 4 million years, they got back together for a brief fling that produced a third, hybrid population with characteristics of both lines. That genetic collaboration gave rise to two branches ? one leading to humans and the other to chimps. The work has inspired both admiration and skepticism. Many palaeontologists have a hard time believing some of the fossil humans known to have lived during that era could have been pairing up with apes. "It's a totally cool and extremely clever analysis," said Daniel Lieberman, a professor of biological anthropology at Harvard who wasn't involved in the study "My problem is imagining what it would be like to have a bipedal hominid and a chimpanzee viewing each other as appropriate mates ? not to put it too crudely." The report, published in yesterday's issue Nature, estimates that final break between the human and chimpanzee species did not come until 6.3 million years ago at the earliest.

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