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baX · 07-29-2006, 12:05 AM

I love round numbers

Vitasoy · 07-29-2006, 12:06 AM

Another new page is made

freesexxwebsite · 07-29-2006, 12:07 AM

A perfect men and a perfect woman met on a perfect day.

After some perfect dates they had a perfect wedding.

One night during Christmas they drove there perfect car on a dangerous road, but suddenly they saw a man on the side of the road, and because they are perfect they stopped for him and they discovered that that man is Santa, and he is carrying a bag of gifts.

Santa got in the car and they drove away.

After a couple of minutes there was an accident and 2 of them died. Only the woman survived...

Why did the woman survived, you ask?... because the perfect man and Santa does not existent.

If you are a woman: Stop reading here.

If you are a man: If the perfect man and Santa does not exist, that means that the woman was driving and that explains the accident.

If you are a woman and you kept reading: You just proved that women wont listen!

abz · 07-29-2006, 12:08 AM

haha thats funny

freesexxwebsite · 07-29-2006, 12:10 AM

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she
finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

Homer · 07-29-2006, 12:10 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-29-2006, 12:12 AM

We are not that far off.

abz · 07-29-2006, 12:13 AM

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Nick81 · 07-29-2006, 12:26 AM

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freesexxwebsite · 07-29-2006, 12:26 AM

Long ago, a mathematician used to cheat people. Once he borrowed $ 4000/- from a rich man. After a few days, he borrowed $ 2000/- from the same man.

Many days passed, the mathematician did not return the money to the rich
man. The rich man went to the mathematician and asked to return the money.

But to his great surprise, the mathematician replied that there is no need
to pay the debt.

"See here, friend" said the mathematician " the sum of 4000 and 2000 is
equal to zero, so I do not have any balance to pay".

The rich man took the matter to the court. When the judge came to know this,he was astonished. He asked the mathematician to prove that sum of

4000 and 2000 is zero, and not 6000.

The Clever mathematician agreed. He said:

let a hahahaha 4000,

b hahahaha 2000 and

c hahahaha 6000

a + b hahahaha c

Multiply both sides by a + b

(a + b) (a + b ) hahahaha c (a + b)

a*a + ab + ba + b*b hahahaha ca + cb

a*a + ab - ca hahahaha cb - b*b - ba

a( a + b -c) hahahaha -b(b + a - c)

so a hahahaha - b

a + b hahahaha 0

Hence 4000 + 2000 = 0............

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freesexxwebsite · 07-29-2006, 12:30 AM

replace hahahaha in to "="

Nick81 · 07-29-2006, 12:31 AM

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freesexxwebsite · 07-29-2006, 12:32 AM

Bilingual Lawyer

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down.

After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out."

But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina.

"What did he say?" asked the Ranger.

The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, you turkey. You wouldn't dare shoot me.'"

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abz · 07-29-2006, 12:40 AM

has anyone seen Tom and Aud?

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07-29-2006, 12:06 AM	#5602
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Another new page is made __________________ [email protected]

07-29-2006, 12:08 AM	#5604
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07-29-2006, 12:10 AM	#5606
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07-29-2006, 12:12 AM	#5607
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07-29-2006, 12:13 AM	#5608
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07-29-2006, 12:05 AM	#5601
baX Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: BP Posts: 17,911	I love round numbers

07-29-2006, 12:07 AM	#5603
freesexxwebsite Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,845	A perfect men and a perfect woman met on a perfect day. After some perfect dates they had a perfect wedding. One night during Christmas they drove there perfect car on a dangerous road, but suddenly they saw a man on the side of the road, and because they are perfect they stopped for him and they discovered that that man is Santa, and he is carrying a bag of gifts. Santa got in the car and they drove away. After a couple of minutes there was an accident and 2 of them died. Only the woman survived... Why did the woman survived, you ask?... because the perfect man and Santa does not existent. If you are a woman: Stop reading here. If you are a man: If the perfect man and Santa does not exist, that means that the woman was driving and that explains the accident. If you are a woman and you kept reading: You just proved that women wont listen!

07-29-2006, 12:10 AM	#5605
freesexxwebsite Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,845	A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

07-29-2006, 12:15 AM	#5609
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07-29-2006, 12:17 AM	#5610
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07-29-2006, 12:18 AM	#5611
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07-29-2006, 12:19 AM	#5612
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07-29-2006, 12:19 AM	#5613
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07-29-2006, 12:19 AM	#5614
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07-29-2006, 12:20 AM	#5615
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07-29-2006, 12:21 AM	#5616
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07-29-2006, 12:26 AM	#5617
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07-29-2006, 12:26 AM	#5618
freesexxwebsite Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,845	Long ago, a mathematician used to cheat people. Once he borrowed $ 4000/- from a rich man. After a few days, he borrowed $ 2000/- from the same man. Many days passed, the mathematician did not return the money to the rich man. The rich man went to the mathematician and asked to return the money. But to his great surprise, the mathematician replied that there is no need to pay the debt. "See here, friend" said the mathematician " the sum of 4000 and 2000 is equal to zero, so I do not have any balance to pay". The rich man took the matter to the court. When the judge came to know this,he was astonished. He asked the mathematician to prove that sum of 4000 and 2000 is zero, and not 6000. The Clever mathematician agreed. He said: let a hahahaha 4000, b hahahaha 2000 and c hahahaha 6000 a + b hahahaha c Multiply both sides by a + b (a + b) (a + b ) hahahaha c (a + b) aa + ab + ba + bb hahahaha ca + cb aa + ab - ca hahahaha cb - bb - ba a( a + b -c) hahahaha -b(b + a - c) so a hahahaha - b a + b hahahaha 0 Hence 4000 + 2000 = 0............

07-29-2006, 12:27 AM	#5619
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07-29-2006, 12:29 AM	#5620
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07-29-2006, 12:30 AM	#5621
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07-29-2006, 12:31 AM	#5622
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07-29-2006, 12:31 AM	#5623
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07-29-2006, 12:32 AM	#5624
freesexxwebsite Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,845	Bilingual Lawyer A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down. After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out." But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina. "What did he say?" asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, you turkey. You wouldn't dare shoot me.'"

07-29-2006, 12:33 AM	#5625
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07-29-2006, 12:33 AM	#5626
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07-29-2006, 12:33 AM	#5627
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07-29-2006, 12:34 AM	#5628
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07-29-2006, 12:35 AM	#5629
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07-29-2006, 12:36 AM	#5630
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07-29-2006, 12:38 AM	#5631
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07-29-2006, 12:39 AM	#5632
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07-29-2006, 12:39 AM	#5633
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07-29-2006, 12:40 AM	#5634
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07-29-2006, 12:40 AM	#5635
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