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#7801 |
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any one here?
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#7802 |
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A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." |
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#7803 |
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that's funny...thanks for sharing
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#7804 |
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Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common. |
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#7805 |
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very funny....lol
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#7806 |
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One more bump!
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#7807 |
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when is the next one???
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#7808 |
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come out soon
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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Couple hours away maybe. :D
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#7810 |
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one more for me!
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#7811 |
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we need more joke here.so give you another one. and this is also my last post in this thread . see you next time!
A Chick With Long Legs A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender."Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar. The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there." "That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!""That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. "That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! ... Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?" The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs." |
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#7813 |
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Pussycash makes me wet.
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#7814 |
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Bump for lunchtime!
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#7815 |
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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hello everyone
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#7816 |
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bump....
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#7817 |
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how are we this days ?
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#7818 |
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Another bump.
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#7819 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Bumping for the cause... bumping just because.
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#7820 |
So Fucking Banned
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one regular bump here
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#7821 |
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good evening
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#7822 |
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Bump for lunchtime!
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#7823 |
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What's up?
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#7824 |
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bump bump
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#7825 |
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bumped again
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#7826 |
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Did I win?
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#7827 |
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one more bump
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#7828 |
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Jumping back in again
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#7829 |
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Another Bump
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#7830 |
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Another bump from me ;)
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#7831 |
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BUMP from me for PussyCash
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Maybe less than an hour away now. :D
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#7833 |
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and another bump... 51st post
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#7834 |
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One more bump.
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#7835 |
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Getting tired of bumping.
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#7836 |
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Hello World!
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#7837 |
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Another bump for PussyCash
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#7838 |
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Bumpyyyyy
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#7839 |
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Hello peep !
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#7840 |
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another bump from me
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GFY Webmaster Board > Fucking Around & Program Discussion
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How is everyone doing ?
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BUMP again. Back to the TOP !
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Nice I got compagny !
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#7845 |
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One more bump.
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Bump for the program!
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next bump
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#7848 |
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Insane payouts!
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#7849 |
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still going up
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#7850 |
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Still a fast moving thread.
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