(the official) Rochard's Bikini Bash 2006 Thread! - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Rochard · 08-10-2006, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dvd316

I'm housebroken but my wife says I am kind of creepy looking

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nevermind

Wife? Need pix of her too before I make my decision.....

Rochard · 08-10-2006, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Easton

anyone mind if i bring our new extreme girl... Sophia?

Only if she's in a bikini....

Niko Bimini · 08-10-2006, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I will do my best. With the new flying restrictions I may just make it a stop on my way to Indiana.

Niko, can I have my room back for a night?

Of course you can my friend. You know you always have an open invite to stay at Casa Bimini!

OG LennyT · 08-10-2006, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Wife? Need pix of her too before I make my decision.....

she wont be attending

I mean...

Deraj · 08-10-2006, 11:04 PM

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Here's the rules:
1) No gifts. Unless they have breasts.
2) No public nudity unless there is a camera present.
3) All women must wear a bikini.
4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool.
5) If there isn't anyone swimming naked in my pool by midnight the party is over.
6) No stealing shit from my house.
7) You may not bring Lawerence Conner to my house. Or within 500 feet of me.

I hope you don't mind, I made a could of small revisions in the rules (hoping I get away with them)

Here's Derajs' Rules:
1) You MUST bring gifts, but they must contain breasts and you must have a pair for Punker, Rochard, and Deraj
2) Public nudity is a MUST unless you have a penis (post op trannys need not even apply)
3) The trannys must be fully clothed
4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool. (this rule is very agreeable)
5) Male swimmers that wish to swim naked must be accompanied by at least 3 nude women
6) If you must steal, you are not a real webmaster.. Get the fuck out!
7) If you hang out with Lawrence Conner, do not bother coming

Rochard · 08-10-2006, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Deraj

I hope you don't mind, I made a could of small revisions in the rules (hoping I get away with them)

Here's Derajs' Rules:
1) You MUST bring gifts, but they must contain breasts and you must have a pair for Punker, Rochard, and Deraj
2) Public nudity is a MUST unless you have a penis (post op trannys need not even apply)
3) The trannys must be fully clothed
4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool. (this rule is very agreeable)
5) Male swimmers that wish to swim naked must be accompanied by at least 3 nude women
6) If you must steal, you are not a real webmaster.. Get the fuck out!
7) If you hang out with Lawrence Conner, do not bother coming

Sounds like a plan to me!

xNetworx · 08-10-2006, 11:10 PM

I'll bring some ladies. Last year was fun

Deraj · 08-10-2006, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

I'll bring some ladies. Last year was fun

DAVE!!! Are you ready for round 2 buddy? We drank Vegas.. now let's drink Rochards =)

SBJ · 08-10-2006, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

I'll bring some ladies. Last year was fun

I like the sound of that!

and since Kayla lives a really close she said today she will stumble accross the street for this one too

tASSy · 08-10-2006, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimini

Of course you can my friend. You know you always have an open invite to stay at Casa Bimini!

waitaminute...

if *i'm there* and baddog's there, where are YOU gonna sleep niko?!

you already promised me your bed!!!

fr0gman · 08-10-2006, 11:21 PM

Sounds like a cool party... I really have to get out more.

Maybe I can get Baddog to sneak me in...

Niko Bimini · 08-10-2006, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by tASSy

waitaminute...

if *i'm there* and baddog's there, where are YOU gonna sleep niko?!

you already promised me your bed!!!

Ok now here I try so hard to be all secret-like and you go chimming in!!!!!!

Rochard · 08-10-2006, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

I'll bring some ladies. Last year was fun

Seems to me there was a video of this.......
http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/videos/045.wmv

Rattlehead · 08-10-2006, 11:26 PM

Awesome, I of course will be there.

Easton · 08-10-2006, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Only if she's in a bikini....

sure, to start out... i bet she's naked before long... of course we'll need martinis for her

baddog · 08-10-2006, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by tASSy

waitaminute...

if *i'm there* and baddog's there, where are YOU gonna sleep niko?!

you already promised me your bed!!!

I am willing to share mine if you don't eat crackers in it.

SBJ · 08-10-2006, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Easton

sure, to start out... i bet she's naked before long... of course we'll need martinis for her

that sounds like the Sofia I know and love

Rochard · 08-10-2006, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rattlehead

Awesome, I of course will be there.

added: "Rattlehead and some lucky midget"

Deraj · 08-10-2006, 11:35 PM

So this sounds like one HELL uva party Rochard.. how big is your house?

Rochard · 08-10-2006, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by tASSy

waitaminute...

if *i'm there* and baddog's there, where are YOU gonna sleep niko?!

you already promised me your bed!!!

Your coming?

Did I miss something here?

Niko Bimini · 08-10-2006, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I am willing to share mine if you don't eat crackers in it.

Yeah her sleeping arrangments are all taken care of thank you very much

SBJ · 08-10-2006, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Deraj

So this sounds like one HELL uva party Rochard.. how big is your house?

the house is plenty big enough

But I do think I will need to get more furniture before this weekend

Deraj · 08-10-2006, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi

the house is plenty big enough

But I do think I will need to get more furniture before this weekend

what are some nearby hotels? i'll get everything booked tonight or i'll just keep forgetting.

Rochard · 08-10-2006, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi

the house is plenty big enough

But I do think I will need to get more furniture before this weekend

Great, this year we get to fuck your furniture!

It's not a party until some furniture gets broken....

Deraj · 08-10-2006, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Great, this year we get to fuck your furniture!

It's not a party until some furniture gets broken....

Someone had to do it

Rochard · 08-10-2006, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Deraj

what are some nearby hotels? i'll get everything booked tonight or i'll just keep forgetting.

No need for a hotel. Sleep on the side walk. Like.... well, I won't mention names but she passed out at 5am on the sidewalk screaming "I love you Rochard".

True story.

Rochard · 08-10-2006, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimini

Yeah her sleeping arrangments are all taken care of thank you very much

I've heard rumors Niko. What's going on here?

Deraj · 08-10-2006, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

No need for a hotel. Sleep on the side walk. Like.... well, I won't mention names but she passed out at 5am on the sidewalk screaming "I love you Rochard".

True story.

Well if I start screaming "I love you Rochard", I am getting tested for Ruffies!

SBJ · 08-10-2006, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Great, this year we get to fuck your furniture!

It's not a party until some furniture gets broken....

ah!! ok I'll wait till the week after your party to buy my sectional at ikea

and only girls can "help" me break my bed if they are atleast this hot

Rochard · 08-11-2006, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi

ah!! ok I'll wait till the week after your party to buy my sectional at ikea

and only girls can "help" me break my bed if they are atleast this hot

You'll have to bring her to the party - or else I won't let you in.

Oh, wait.....

SBJ · 08-11-2006, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

You'll have to bring her to the party - or else I won't let you in.

Oh, wait.....

haha I'll try to see if I can find her again.. but don't worry I'm inviting a few hotties that i will tell you about when i get them to say they'll come (all in the biz don't worry

)

Elli · 08-11-2006, 02:24 AM

Oh man, I would love to go! But that's my big camping trip weekend

Been planning it for two months already. Someone will have to flash Rochard and do Jager shots for me.

BrettJ · 08-11-2006, 02:29 AM

I'm gonna try to make it. but I have a question, is the pool heated?

CaptainWolfy · 08-11-2006, 02:38 AM

sounds like fun

SBJ · 08-11-2006, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BrettJ

I'm gonna try to make it. but I have a question, is the pool heated?

It's not heated but i assure you it will still be plenty warm Sept 2nd..

Scott McD · 08-11-2006, 04:13 AM

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Niiiiiiiice !!!!

KRosh · 08-11-2006, 04:56 AM

OK,

I have missed this party several times. This time i will be there.

TheLegacy · 08-11-2006, 06:11 AM

you have no idea how much we would love to be there (even though I know you only want to invite shedevil LOL) - but consider our new home your summer cottage in the north

Rochard · 08-11-2006, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli

Oh man, I would love to go! But that's my big camping trip weekend

Been planning it for two months already. Someone will have to flash Rochard and do Jager shots for me.

And another Canandian tells me "no".

Rochard · 08-11-2006, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BrettJ

I'm gonna try to make it. but I have a question, is the pool heated?

Hello? It's Phoenix. The pool will still be like bathwater in September....

Rochard · 08-11-2006, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

you have no idea how much we would love to be there (even though I know you only want to invite shedevil LOL) - but consider our new home your summer cottage in the north

This is not true. I sent you the ICQ message with the thread, not her silly.

Juicy D. Links · 08-11-2006, 07:54 AM

i want to come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rochard · 08-11-2006, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i want to come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please do!

Cole Montana · 08-11-2006, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

It's time once again to trash my house in Phoenix!

Every year (or so) I get a year older. Being as I'm in the middle of my mid life crisis, once a year I open up my house and invite in a fair portion of you perverts who consider yourselves adult webmasters. And this year shall be no different!

Since Lensmen offered me the keys to ICS and forced me to move to Northern California, everyone has been asking me where this year's party will be held. I still own the house in Phoenix and the local law enforcement there knows me all too well and love to visit (It's not a party without the cops showing up once, RIGHT?).

It will also be Punker Barbie's birthday as well, and we'll be celebrating her birthday as well just like last year. And this year as an extra added bonus this year's booze (read: Jager) will be sponsored by.....

This year's party will be on Saturday, September 2nd, at 9PM.

Due to some "issues" last year, this year the party is invite only. Basically I've partied with you before, shook your hand at a convention, or have breasts, your in.

Here's the rules:
1) No gifts. Unless they have breasts.
2) No public nudity unless there is a camera present.
3) All women must wear a bikini.
4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool.
5) If there isn't anyone swimming naked in my pool by midnight the party is over.
6) No stealing shit from my house.
7) You may not bring Lawerence Conner to my house. Or within 500 feet of me.

Anyone interested in attending post here and I'll add your name to the offical guest list.

Here's the guest list:

Niko Bimini
Mike Hawk, Joe Spikes, and Harley Girl
Avalanche and super smoking hawt wife!
Ice (stag, because he can't afford a date)
Deraj
Chandiegirl
Silent Bob Jedi
Rattlehead and some lucky midget

wow, if I didn't know you any better, I'd be offended that you left Hone and I off the list. Or are you just mad 'cause we coudln't make it last year?

Rochard · 08-11-2006, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Cole Montana

wow, if I didn't know you any better, I'd be offended that you left Hone and I off the list. Or are you just mad 'cause we coudln't make it last year?

The list is updated as I add to it silly.

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 08-11-2006, 09:40 AM

Hmm...

I am wondering if I should go or not. I mean...it's a long drive from Vegas...but bikinis and booze...that's tempting...

SeanE · 08-11-2006, 09:49 AM

Sign me up! I will post the details about my party here soon! ;-)

Niko Bimini · 08-11-2006, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I've heard rumors Niko. What's going on here?

What can I say..........................I am a very very VERY lucky man!

Honez · 08-11-2006, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Great, this year we get to fuck your furniture!

It's not a party until some furniture gets broken....

Cole may have something to say about that

Thanks for adding us to the list! You know we will be there. It is just a stumble down the 101 for us. Plus, we have to help Bob get the place party ready.

Cole Montana · 08-11-2006, 10:16 AM

hey, maybe if I can get enough help, we can paint the walls before hand and give Rochard an almost new house look for his present! Any volounteers?

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08-10-2006, 11:26 PM	#64
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08-11-2006, 02:24 AM	#82
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Oh man, I would love to go! But that's my big camping trip weekend Been planning it for two months already. Someone will have to flash Rochard and do Jager shots for me. __________________ email: [email protected]

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08-10-2006, 11:10 PM	#57
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	I'll bring some ladies. Last year was fun

08-11-2006, 02:29 AM	#83
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	I'm gonna try to make it. but I have a question, is the pool heated?

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08-11-2006, 07:54 AM	#92
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	i want to come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-11-2006, 09:40 AM	#96
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08-11-2006, 09:49 AM	#97
SeanE Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 357	Sign me up! I will post the details about my party here soon! ;-)

08-11-2006, 10:16 AM	#100
Cole Montana Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 275	hey, maybe if I can get enough help, we can paint the walls before hand and give Rochard an almost new house look for his present! Any volounteers? __________________ Where Amateur Stars are Born