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tony286 · 09-10-2006, 09:26 PM

they spoke about impaling , the quick way to do is put the big stick in the air with the point sticking up and place them on so it goes thru their heart. Now that was too quick for Vlad. The way he would have it done was, put the pointy end in the ground cover the fat part which is about the roundness of a baseball bat, grease it up. Stick it up their rectum and the stake would slowing work its way up the body.Taking days to kill them. intense

blazi · 09-10-2006, 09:28 PM

so Dracula likes it up the ass?

tony286 · 09-10-2006, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by blazi

so Dracula likes it up the ass?

yep loves giving it to his enemies lol

notabook · 09-10-2006, 09:35 PM

Vlad was one sick mother fucker. I would have been proud to call him brother. I have often applied the techniques of his that he so loved and cherished on the evil mind-controlling furry feline fleshbags. I keep several cats impaled that way for all of felinity to see. I find it to be a most effective method to keep other fleasacks from trespassing on my property. And it may yet prove to have other benefits as well; it could end up scarring incoming cat forces, making them scatter in such a way, buying me enough time so that I may flee the premises.

NoWhErE · 09-10-2006, 09:35 PM

Funny part is, Vlad was fighting the Turcs, and they were known for being extremely ruthless. Vlad's troops didn't want to fight the turcs cause they were scared. So Vlad ordered 1/3 of his army or something like that to be impaled and/or beheaded and they were placed in front of his castle.

He then told his troops that if anyone did not fight, this is what would happen to them.

When the turcs got to Vlad's castle and saw what the fuck he did to his own troops, they said : "fuck it! This guy is crazy" and left.

There's the short version as to why he was known as Vlad the Impaler

CDSmith · 09-10-2006, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Vlad the Impaler

Coincidentally, that's what I nicknamed my cock years ago. :D

NoWhErE · 09-10-2006, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Coincidentally, that's what I nicknamed my cock years ago. :D

I call mine Rumplestillskinned

Sly · 09-10-2006, 09:43 PM

Was that on The History Channel? I saw it was on the other day but didn't watch.

Blingbaby · 09-10-2006, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

they spoke about impaling , the quick way to do is put the big stick in the air with the point sticking up and place them on so it goes thru their heart. Now that was too quick for Vlad. The way he would have it done was, put the pointy end in the ground cover the fat part which is about the roundness of a baseball bat, grease it up. Stick it up their rectum and the stake would slowing work its way up the body.Taking days to kill them. intense

This is bullshit. There are no historical records to back this up. This is same fantasy as the other Dracula shit from the London aristocrat and the jewish Hollywood phony. All hype, no glory..

Blingbaby · 09-10-2006, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Funny part is, Vlad was fighting the Turcs, and they were known for being extremely ruthless. Vlad's troops didn't want to fight the turcs cause they were scared. So Vlad ordered 1/3 of his army or something like that to be impaled and/or beheaded and they were placed in front of his castle.

He then told his troops that if anyone did not fight, this is what would happen to them.

When the turcs got to Vlad's castle and saw what the fuck he did to his own troops, they said : "fuck it! This guy is crazy" and left.

There's the short version as to why he was known as Vlad the Impaler

Talk about hearsay. Sad thing is some idiot will buy this crap as historical evidence and pass it on to their kids. This species is quite bizarre..

CDSmith · 09-10-2006, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Blingbaby

This is bullshit. There are no historical records to back this up. This is same fantasy as the other Dracula shit from the London aristocrat and the jewish Hollywood phony. All hype, no glory..

Wikipedia says otherwise... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_the_impaler

Trust wiki.

Wiki knows all.

09-10-2006, 09:26 PM	#1
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	was watching a show about the real dracula talk about anal they spoke about impaling , the quick way to do is put the big stick in the air with the point sticking up and place them on so it goes thru their heart. Now that was too quick for Vlad. The way he would have it done was, put the pointy end in the ground cover the fat part which is about the roundness of a baseball bat, grease it up. Stick it up their rectum and the stake would slowing work its way up the body.Taking days to kill them. intense

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notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	Vlad was one sick mother fucker. I would have been proud to call him brother. I have often applied the techniques of his that he so loved and cherished on the evil mind-controlling furry feline fleshbags. I keep several cats impaled that way for all of felinity to see. I find it to be a most effective method to keep other fleasacks from trespassing on my property. And it may yet prove to have other benefits as well; it could end up scarring incoming cat forces, making them scatter in such a way, buying me enough time so that I may flee the premises. __________________ Last edited by notabook; 09-10-2006 at 09:36 PM..

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NoWhErE Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 10,381	Funny part is, Vlad was fighting the Turcs, and they were known for being extremely ruthless. Vlad's troops didn't want to fight the turcs cause they were scared. So Vlad ordered 1/3 of his army or something like that to be impaled and/or beheaded and they were placed in front of his castle. He then told his troops that if anyone did not fight, this is what would happen to them. When the turcs got to Vlad's castle and saw what the fuck he did to his own troops, they said : "fuck it! This guy is crazy" and left. There's the short version as to why he was known as Vlad the Impaler __________________ skype: lordofthecameltoe

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