Party poker hack? Programmer wanted - GoFuckYourself.com

mkx · 09-17-2006, 12:09 PM

I would like a program that auto-mucks hands that are not in my "to play" list and when a hand comes up I want to play, it will make a sound and give me the options to play it, fold it, etc. For example, say on my to play list I put AA and AK, it will only then take off automuck when one of those hands come off. If you think you can do this please hit me up on icq with a quote.

madawgz · 09-17-2006, 12:11 PM

what if you fold some cards and then on the flop you have 3 of a kind?

sometimes its about guessing and playing the bad cards

09-17-2006, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

what if you fold some cards and then on the flop you have 3 of a kind?

sometimes its about guessing and playing the bad cards

how much have you lost in poker over the last year?

madawgz · 09-17-2006, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

how much have you lost in poker over the last year?

i guess around $XX,XXX im not sure of the exact ammount

mkx · 09-17-2006, 12:25 PM

mad, you suck at poker, lol, but obviously you will tell it not to auto muck pocket pair.

bdjuf, i am a professional poker player

mkx · 09-17-2006, 12:26 PM

sorry for double post

pr0 · 09-17-2006, 12:28 PM

Why not complete automate it with your own rule sets....i.e. all in with trips with no possible flush, or fullhouse

mkx · 09-17-2006, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

Why not complete automate it with your own rule sets....i.e. all in with trips with no possible flush, or fullhouse

I only want to use this preflop so I can go make some eggs or whatever and not miss anything special.

squishypimp · 09-17-2006, 01:23 PM

party poker is what i use all the time, i hope it didnt get hacked

madawgz · 09-17-2006, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

party poker is what i use all the time, i hope it didnt get hacked

you are a fucking idiot

scottybuzz · 09-17-2006, 02:48 PM

poker rocks

MetaMan · 09-17-2006, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mkx

bdjuf, i am a professional poker player

you are full of shit, professionals do not need a program to earn them $, lets play i bet you i take you for all of your money "mr. professional".

u down or not?

madawgz · 09-17-2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

you are full of shit, professionals do not need a program to earn them $, lets play i bet you i take you for all of your money "mr. professional".

u down or not?

ill play you when i have some money

More Booze · 09-17-2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

what if you fold some cards and then on the flop you have 3 of a kind?

sometimes its about guessing and playing the bad cards

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madawgz · 09-17-2006, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by More Booze

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trust me, i cant tell you how many times ive called with bad cards and won everything

Dagwolf · 09-17-2006, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

trust me, i cant tell you how many times ive called with bad cards and won everything

The psychic method, huh? Casinos must love you.

Luc · 09-17-2006, 03:01 PM

i made a poker playing bot (for party poker) a few months back when i was bored as an experiment. it plays by the book. i had it setup running on some money tables for a few days and it brought in an average of $1/hour. on the $.25 tables.

needless to say, i didn't retire off of it but it was a fun little project.

madawgz · 09-17-2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Luc

i made a poker playing bot (for party poker) a few months back when i was bored as an experiment. it plays by the book. i had it setup running on some money tables for a few days and it brought in an average of $1/hour. on the $.25 tables.

needless to say, i didn't retire off of it but it was a fun little project.

i had a partypoker bot too about a year ago

but they caught me using the bot and i got banned

i put in 100$, didnt know how to play poker, so this thing played for me and i learned from it

i went up to 200$ on the small tables

then i moved the bot to higher ones and got owned

PuffSex · 09-17-2006, 03:08 PM

good idea

mkx · 09-17-2006, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

you are full of shit, professionals do not need a program to earn them $, lets play i bet you i take you for all of your money "mr. professional".

u down or not?

When I go on a losing streak in party poker it is because I get bored, go on tilt, and start playing to many preflops. This can help me with that.

As far as your proposal I am definately down for a couple heads up $55 tourney's. Just post or icq me your username and will settle this dispute like men.

madawgz · 09-17-2006, 09:36 PM

play it on 2bet

Young · 09-17-2006, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

what if you fold some cards and then on the flop you have 3 of a kind?

sometimes its about guessing and playing the bad cards

no wonder you lose so much money.

if you have nothing before the flop then you fold. it doesn't matter what comes on the flop. your only concern should be those two cards.

Folding 2, 8 only to have 2 2 8 show up on the flop does not bother me in the slightest. When I had the 2, 8 I was already far behind and my money was at risk.

tehHinjew · 09-17-2006, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

no wonder you lose so much money.

if you have nothing before the flop then you fold. it doesn't matter what comes on the flop. your only concern should be those two cards.

Folding 2, 8 only to have 2 2 8 show up on the flop does not bother me in the slightest. When I had the 2, 8 I was already far behind and my money was at risk.

pre- raising shows that you are an agressive player
but then again madawg would pre-raise if he had the worst possible hand poker has ever seen
i beat his as 2/3 times yesterday
madawg went all in with a 7 high trying to bluff me
NOOOB

Solid Bob · 09-17-2006, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

Why not complete automate it with your own rule sets....i.e. all in with trips with no possible flush, or fullhouse

Because it is impossible.

Solid Bob · 09-17-2006, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

you are full of shit, professionals do not need a program to earn them $, lets play i bet you i take you for all of your money "mr. professional".

u down or not?

WTF are you off on? Software to beep on a playable hand has nothing to do with what you are yapping about.

tehHinjew · 09-17-2006, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

what if you fold some cards and then on the flop you have 3 of a kind?

sometimes its about guessing and playing the bad cards

poker isnt about guessing
its about probability
wich is almost like guessing but its really guessing with math

tehHinjew · 09-17-2006, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

no wonder you lose so much money.

if you have nothing before the flop then you fold. it doesn't matter what comes on the flop. your only concern should be those two cards.

Folding 2, 8 only to have 2 2 8 show up on the flop does not bother me in the slightest. When I had the 2, 8 I was already far behind and my money was at risk.

exactly i dont even THINK TWICE about folding pocket deuces unlike SOME ONE

MetaMan · 09-17-2006, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Solid Bob

WTF are you off on? Software to beep on a playable hand has nothing to do with what you are yapping about.

i am trying to get some poker action, this usually happens by talking a little shit, you should maybe mind your own fucking business or use your fucking brain.

pr0 · 09-17-2006, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Solid Bob

Because it is impossible.

maybe for an amateur punk like you

Alky · 09-17-2006, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mkx

mad, you suck at poker, lol, but obviously you will tell it not to auto muck pocket pair.

bdjuf, i am a professional poker player

if you were a pro, then obviousley you would know only playing certain cards odds is seriously limiting your odds.

Alky · 09-17-2006, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Solid Bob

Because it is impossible.

it is far from impossible...

there are programs out there that read the cards on the table, and what you have in your hand...

from there it's pretty basic math to program it to figure out the odds of you winning.

and yes you can also add in your own rule sets so you bet XX amount when you have a certain hand and whatnot.

Alky · 09-17-2006, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Alky

if you were a pro, then obviousley you would know only playing certain cards is seriously limiting your odds.

late edit

Nastrodam · 09-18-2006, 01:13 AM

POKER BOTS = FAKE , don't listen to these idiots

mkx · 09-18-2006, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Alky

if you were a pro, then obviousley you would know only playing certain cards odds is seriously limiting your odds.

On a full table tournament if you need to be disciplined enough to play only certain hands. Everyone has their own playing style. I specialize in sit and goes and believe this program can help me and others.

mkx · 09-18-2006, 09:55 AM

I would never use a poker bot. BETTING PATTERNS BETTING PATTERNS BETTING PATTERNS, that's all I can say.

Manowar · 09-18-2006, 09:58 AM

yep, bots would get you banned faster than anything

09-17-2006, 12:09 PM	#1
mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	Party poker hack? Programmer wanted I would like a program that auto-mucks hands that are not in my "to play" list and when a hand comes up I want to play, it will make a sound and give me the options to play it, fold it, etc. For example, say on my to play list I put AA and AK, it will only then take off automuck when one of those hands come off. If you think you can do this please hit me up on icq with a quote.

09-17-2006, 12:11 PM	#2
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	what if you fold some cards and then on the flop you have 3 of a kind? sometimes its about guessing and playing the bad cards __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

09-17-2006, 12:28 PM	#7
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09-17-2006, 12:25 PM	#5
mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	mad, you suck at poker, lol, but obviously you will tell it not to auto muck pocket pair. bdjuf, i am a professional poker player

09-17-2006, 12:26 PM	#6
mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	sorry for double post

09-17-2006, 03:01 PM	#17
Luc Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 1,130	i made a poker playing bot (for party poker) a few months back when i was bored as an experiment. it plays by the book. i had it setup running on some money tables for a few days and it brought in an average of $1/hour. on the $.25 tables. needless to say, i didn't retire off of it but it was a fun little project. __________________ » Looking for Type-in domais? Page Rank domains? Alexa domains? Popular domains? » Domain Research Tool can scan hundreds of thousands of domains to find whatever you're looking for. » Auto-appraise domains and send automated domain offers in bulk with just one click. » Full support for Proxy Servers and International Overture. Try it Free.

09-17-2006, 03:08 PM	#19
PuffSex Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 547	good idea __________________ I sell my sig. ICQ 353-102-366 [email protected]

09-17-2006, 09:36 PM	#21
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	play it on 2bet __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

09-18-2006, 01:13 AM	#33
Nastrodam Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Asia Posts: 41	POKER BOTS = FAKE , don't listen to these idiots __________________

09-18-2006, 09:55 AM	#35
mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	I would never use a poker bot. BETTING PATTERNS BETTING PATTERNS BETTING PATTERNS, that's all I can say.

09-18-2006, 09:58 AM	#36
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	yep, bots would get you banned faster than anything