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nico-t · 08-22-2007, 04:45 PM

what a dissapointment. Heard from some friends that it was pretty good, and i remember seeing the trailer on tv thinking 'hey that might be a cool flick'... but i just watched it... and it fucking sucks. Jesus christ i just realized i really wasted my time with this movie, i've only had this feeling with 'walking tall' and 'oceans 12' before. Exceptional.

teg0 · 08-22-2007, 04:53 PM

I've never seen it.

candyflip · 08-22-2007, 04:56 PM

I loved that flick. Looks and sounds even better in HD.

nico-t · 08-22-2007, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I loved that flick. Looks and sounds even better in HD.

only some of the action sequences are cool (i think ive enjoyed about a total of ~2 minutes of the whole movie). That doesnt do it for me, when everything else is boring, lame and stupid. for me a movie is about entertainment, and this movie didnt entertain me at all, its a horrible drag to watch.

scottybuzz · 08-22-2007, 05:17 PM

I think some scenes are great, but the problem for me was at the start when both agents are in the car, you cant understand what on earth they are saying and therfore your lost as you begin.

Red Ezra · 08-22-2007, 05:26 PM

it has great moments - the sniper scene especially

GAMEFINEST · 08-22-2007, 05:27 PM

it is a ok man ..

nico-t · 08-22-2007, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Ezra

it has great moments - the sniper scene especially

yea that scene is included in the 2 minutes ive enjoyed

StuBradley · 08-22-2007, 05:29 PM

The hitman (Alex Rocco) who kept morphing into other people made the whole movie. The other characters were just window dressing IMO. I gave it a 6 at IMDb myself. You might wanna check out Alpha Dog....better plot and not so gratuitous with the violence.

ridikuloz · 08-22-2007, 07:00 PM

fuck the story line, the action was awesome.

allofzen · 08-22-2007, 07:10 PM

the movie sucked donkey balls

allofzen · 08-22-2007, 07:12 PM

the movie sucked donkey balls

Brujah · 08-22-2007, 07:18 PM

I really liked it. Did you like Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?

Kimo · 08-22-2007, 07:22 PM

i didnt care for it

Strickie · 08-22-2007, 07:22 PM

The card tricks were cool, but the movie wasn't great.

gornyhuy · 08-22-2007, 07:36 PM

OH it wasn't that bad.... I kind of enjoyed it.
The ending was totally contrived, but what the hell.

bronco67 · 08-22-2007, 07:36 PM

Tried to be the Usual Suspects at the end...Joe Carnahan's other flick, Narc is awesome. You should check that one out if you like seeing Ray Liotta chewing on some scenery like its beef jerky.

Smokin Aces had a couple of excellent scenes, but over all the movie sucked. The 50 cal sniper scene was awesome. Goes without saying. The other was Ben Affleck's corpse scene, with the dude lip syncing and moving his lips. His little speech was kind of touching -- and it was Affleck's best performance ever, without even actually saying a word.

Luca_Triple 10 · 08-22-2007, 07:47 PM

smokin aces for some reason is the one movie i can't seem to watch. not because i don't like it, but for some reason i always fall asleep. i'm always pissed when i wake up and it's over because i remember it being good, but maybe not... i don't know.

drx · 08-22-2007, 07:57 PM

I've seen it and i like it.

RedShoe · 08-22-2007, 08:08 PM

My friend is in that movie. He's a stuntman. He says (and I never saw the film, but he's on the trailer) he says he was in a shot where all he and his gang had to do was cross the street. He says that he and his gang look bad ass but they get killed even before they cross the street.

mariamistress · 08-23-2007, 12:31 AM

yeah i agree. oceans 11 is much better

pornvue · 08-23-2007, 03:24 AM

didnt liked it very much either...although there were some good scenes. I think i fell asleep on the first half of the film

Danny B · 08-23-2007, 03:37 AM

Smokin aces is a total rip off. But if I liked it anyway.

Anybody seen layer cake by any chance? If you haven't you really should. This movie really delivers.

Directed by the guy who produced Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch tith Guy Richie

commonsense · 08-23-2007, 04:17 AM

Watch DOA. Afterwards, you'll think Smokin Aces is a masterpiece.

Danny B · 08-23-2007, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by commonsense

Watch DOA. Afterwards, you'll think Smokin Aces is a masterpiece.

DOA

You must have rented it for all the wrong reasons.

hardcoreblogger · 08-23-2007, 08:15 AM

found it a very mediocre movie

Dagwolf · 08-23-2007, 08:19 AM

I haven't seen it but you must be pretty young if you only feel that way about three movies...

Vitasoy · 08-23-2007, 08:27 AM

Another over rated flick to me

Violetta · 08-23-2007, 08:55 AM

I rented it, but didnt see it!

gecko · 08-23-2007, 09:19 AM

another over budget flick

riabanana · 08-23-2007, 10:01 AM

Have no intentions of seeing it.

woj · 08-23-2007, 10:01 AM

it wasn't that great, but not that bad either, I've seen worse...

alby_persignup · 08-23-2007, 10:34 AM

hmmm... i'll check it

Aquarius · 08-23-2007, 10:38 AM

I thought it was OK, I even bought it on DVD.

Brother Bilo · 08-23-2007, 10:43 AM

The action didn't quite make up for the dialogue and story, but it wasn't THAT bad. But I will be honest, the black girls were getting on my nerves the whole movie. All I could think about was ball gagging the "Manly" one just to shut her the fuck up.

KILL_FRENZY · 08-23-2007, 03:21 PM

Never seen it

TDF · 08-23-2007, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

I really liked it. Did you like Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?

i swear i end up seeing it like once a week..great movie

candyflip · 08-23-2007, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by commonsense

Watch DOA. Afterwards, you'll think Smokin Aces is a masterpiece.

You actually watched that? The fact that it got no theatrical US release was enough for me to know I needed to keep away.

08-22-2007, 04:45 PM	#1
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	finally saw 'smokin aces' what a dissapointment. Heard from some friends that it was pretty good, and i remember seeing the trailer on tv thinking 'hey that might be a cool flick'... but i just watched it... and it fucking sucks. Jesus christ i just realized i really wasted my time with this movie, i've only had this feeling with 'walking tall' and 'oceans 12' before. Exceptional.

08-22-2007, 04:56 PM	#3
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08-22-2007, 05:17 PM	#5
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08-22-2007, 05:29 PM	#9
StuBradley Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,625	The hitman (Alex Rocco) who kept morphing into other people made the whole movie. The other characters were just window dressing IMO. I gave it a 6 at IMDb myself. You might wanna check out Alpha Dog....better plot and not so gratuitous with the violence. __________________ 51-566-514

08-22-2007, 04:53 PM	#2
teg0 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Gringo in Puerto Rico Posts: 4,204	I've never seen it.

08-22-2007, 05:26 PM	#6
Red Ezra redezra.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: Vegas Baby! Posts: 4,680	it has great moments - the sniper scene especially

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08-22-2007, 07:10 PM	#11
allofzen Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 182	the movie sucked donkey balls

08-22-2007, 07:12 PM	#12
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08-22-2007, 07:18 PM	#13
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08-22-2007, 07:22 PM	#14
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08-22-2007, 07:36 PM	#16
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08-22-2007, 07:47 PM	#18
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08-22-2007, 07:57 PM	#19
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08-22-2007, 08:08 PM	#20
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08-23-2007, 12:31 AM	#21
mariamistress Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 25	yeah i agree. oceans 11 is much better

08-23-2007, 03:24 AM	#22
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08-23-2007, 03:37 AM	#23
Danny B Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,423	Smokin aces is a total rip off. But if I liked it anyway. Anybody seen layer cake by any chance? If you haven't you really should. This movie really delivers. Directed by the guy who produced Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch tith Guy Richie __________________ Danny B ICQ: 407485488 SKYPE: DAN-DEVELOPMENT

08-23-2007, 04:17 AM	#24
commonsense So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,790	Watch DOA. Afterwards, you'll think Smokin Aces is a masterpiece.

08-23-2007, 08:15 AM	#26
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08-23-2007, 08:27 AM	#28
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08-23-2007, 08:55 AM	#29
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08-23-2007, 09:19 AM	#30
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08-23-2007, 10:01 AM	#31
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08-23-2007, 10:38 AM	#34
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08-23-2007, 10:43 AM	#35
Brother Bilo Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I live in cage Posts: 4,193	The action didn't quite make up for the dialogue and story, but it wasn't THAT bad. But I will be honest, the black girls were getting on my nerves the whole movie. All I could think about was ball gagging the "Manly" one just to shut her the fuck up. __________________

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