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SteveLightspeed · 09-18-2007, 10:53 PM

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Dr. Daniel W.

BIO

Dr. Dan W. has been employed by MIT Lincoln Laboratory since 1997. He focuses on multi-antenna adaptive signal processing, primarily for wireless communication systems. His research topics have included development of angle-of-arrival and synthetic aperture wireless emitter geolocation algorithms. This researched included theoretical estimation bounds for geolocation, used to aid system optimization. His has developed algorithms for multichannel multiuser detectors (MCMUD), including space-time-frequency adaptive processing and iterative approaches. He has investigated multiple-input multiple-output (MIMO) communication systems, developing information theoretic bounds, space-time turbo codes, and detection algorithms. He has investigated system applications and limitations of ultra wideband (UWB) communication. He has also developed signal processing algorithms for complex vector images.

Dan received his Ph.D. and M.S. in Physics from the University of California at San Diego (1997 and 1995), and his BSEE in Electrical Engineering from Arizona State University (1989). Employed by General Dynamic (1989-1993) he designed fault tolerant launch vehicle avionics, and performed magnetic field calculations and optimization for high energy particle accelerator superconducting magnets. His doctoral research (1993-1997), performed at Cornell University, was in the area of high energy particle physics, searching for bound states of gluons, studying the two-photon production of hadronic final states, and investigating innovative techniques for lattice gauge theory calculations.

I only do porn for a living.

WiredGuy · 09-18-2007, 10:58 PM

How you two took such different paths in life !
WG

SteveLightspeed · 09-18-2007, 11:02 PM

I need an impressive bio like that...

"Steve Lightspeed has joined the arts of exploitation, hack photography, and masturbation to create a multi-faceted approach to making money by selling nude images to horny men online. After years of yanking his own penis (1976-present), Mr Lightspeed has since pioneered the science of masturbating to online porn."

fatal attraction · 09-18-2007, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I need an impressive bio like that...

"Steve Lightspeed has joined the arts of exploitation, hack photography, and masturbation to create a multi-faceted approach to making money by selling nude images to horny men online. After years of yanking his own penis (1976-present), Mr Lightspeed has since pioneered the science of masturbating to online porn."

Are you going to contact him?

SteveLightspeed · 09-18-2007, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

How you two took such different paths in life !
WG

That guy used to do my physics homework to relax! Sure, he might have become a rocket scientist, but has he ever snorted lines off a hooker's tits? We each chose our own way.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 09-18-2007, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I need an impressive bio like that...

"Steve Lightspeed has joined the arts of exploitation, hack photography, and masturbation to create a multi-faceted approach to making money by selling nude images to horny men online. After years of yanking his own penis (1976-present), Mr Lightspeed has since pioneered the science of masturbating to online porn."

and made many many men across the world very happy lol

SPACE GLIDER · 09-18-2007, 11:38 PM

It's funny but i think everyone i've EVER known in school is on MySpace ... well those who haven't died or something

Fap · 09-18-2007, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

That guy used to do my physics homework to relax! Sure, he might have become a rocket scientist, but has he ever snorted lines off a hooker's tits? We each chose our own way.

I think you won

Antonio · 09-19-2007, 12:13 AM

the good new is that geeks too can get mad pussy nowadays ........ and this guy is as geeky as they come

LiveDose · 09-19-2007, 12:34 AM

Haha life is funny.

Shakula · 09-19-2007, 01:19 AM

I rather have his titel then yours.
He is superior intelligent to you and your family and will always be.
Its in the genes, dont be fooled.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-19-2007, 01:20 AM

Sounds like an educated gentleman.

Doctor Dre · 09-19-2007, 01:31 AM

Are you going too contact him or not ?

SteveLightspeed · 09-19-2007, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Shakula

I rather have his titel then yours.
He is superior intelligent to you and your family and will always be.
Its in the genes, dont be fooled.

Anyone else see the irony here?

Hank_Heartland · 09-19-2007, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Shakula

I rather have his titel then yours.
He is superior intelligent to you and your family and will always be.
Its in the genes, dont be fooled.

Yeah, and he can't tie his shoe

I'll take your Lightspeed girls to his brain anyday

SteveLightspeed · 09-19-2007, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank_Heartland

Yeah, and he can't tie his shoe

I'll take your Lightspeed girls to his brain anyday

Hank? You old dog! Where you been!!! Everyone misses ya bro!

Hank_Heartland · 09-19-2007, 12:52 PM

I miss you to much bro...we should talk soooooooon my man

ztik · 09-19-2007, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I need an impressive bio like that...

"Steve Lightspeed has joined the arts of exploitation, hack photography, and masturbation to create a multi-faceted approach to making money by selling nude images to horny men online. After years of yanking his own penis (1976-present), Mr Lightspeed has since pioneered the science of masturbating to online porn."

kristin · 09-19-2007, 12:57 PM

I found mine too upstairs in her office ... dumb bitch never cleaned her dishes.

Brother Bilo · 09-19-2007, 12:59 PM

Hey don't take anything away from your accomplishments. Developing a solid masturbation technique is key when looking at it from a chaffing perspective. If this guy spends his freetime doing your physics homework, you know that guys dick is sore, and not in a good way.

Big ups to you.

SteveLightspeed · 09-19-2007, 01:03 PM

He was a virgin in college. Hard to imagine, I know...

PaulB IYP · 09-19-2007, 01:20 PM

he must have been one of those super dweebs...mad thick glasses, pocket protector and all

SteveLightspeed · 09-19-2007, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Romeo AR

he must have been one of those super dweebs...mad thick glasses, pocket protector and all

Not really. He was super smart, but also a really great guy.

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