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Bama · 07-10-2008, 05:18 PM

Green dot in the top left corner is me and the red dots are all those delicious hamburgers I can't have!

Who wants to overnight me some?

GrouchyAdmin · 07-10-2008, 05:19 PM

Go to McDonalds, cut off the corners. Stick the whole thing in grease. Microwave 15 seconds. Put small bits of onion onto. Give it another 15 seconds. Consume.

Spunky · 07-10-2008, 05:19 PM

Your heart will thank you for it

DefaultMan · 07-10-2008, 05:20 PM

I ate those things once on a road trip to Texas. They were gross.

AndrewAiken · 07-10-2008, 05:21 PM

Looks like White Castle...

Mmmmm...White Castle.....

Bama · 07-10-2008, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Go to McDonalds, cut off the corners. Stick the whole thing in grease. Microwave 15 seconds. Put small bits of onion onto. Give it another 15 seconds. Consume.

Aaaahahahaha!

It's just not the same! Plus, Krystal burgers can clean out you colon!

GrouchyAdmin · 07-10-2008, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama

It's just not the same! Plus, Krystal burgers can clean out you colon!

On both counts: Add more grease.

MOxxx · 07-10-2008, 05:30 PM

and you feel sorry about that?

Eat healthy man.

Bama · 07-10-2008, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

On both counts: Add more grease.

Taste good going down - feels good coming out!

HAHAHA!

Juicy D. Links · 07-10-2008, 05:39 PM

i hope they dont bring that crap to NY

Juicy D. Links · 07-10-2008, 05:40 PM

is that the krispy kreme burger?

Juicy D. Links · 07-10-2008, 05:41 PM

man that reminds me of White Castle...... just thinking of it makes me wanna puke

back in college used to smoke and then make runs to white castle casue of munchies then afterwards puked it all out

i am getting sick loll

gotorun69 · 07-10-2008, 05:51 PM

Just get jackinthebox

Eriic · 07-10-2008, 05:53 PM

Buy a hamburger from Mc Donalds and I will come over and blow my nose into it = Same

MandyBlake · 07-10-2008, 05:56 PM

white castle is much much better.

Miguel T · 07-10-2008, 06:02 PM

Ouch... that sucks!

Bama · 07-11-2008, 12:19 AM

You guys just don't know gourmet hamburgers!

CyberHustler · 07-11-2008, 12:24 AM

Krystal = bootleg White Castle.

BusterBunny · 07-11-2008, 12:57 AM

in-n-out ftw...west coast rules east coast drools

Bama · 07-11-2008, 01:04 AM

I'm lucky tho - I'm headed down to Alabama in 21 days where there are plenty of Krystals and I also get to much on some Chik-fil-a too!

Going to spend a week there prior to heading down to the tradeshow

BadBrad · 07-11-2008, 02:39 AM

Just got back from Atlanta. Not even 30 minutes from the airport and I was in a Krystal. It was yummy!!

Bama · 07-11-2008, 02:54 AM

Funny how things go but back when I was 19 and weighed all of 180lbs, I ate 25 krystals in 1 sitting (yea, it was to impress a girl who said i couldn't)

now i weigh 300 and have a hard time putting down 10

bloggingseo · 07-11-2008, 02:59 AM

I am literally 2 blocks from a Krystal's!

Bama · 07-11-2008, 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloggingseo

I am literally 2 blocks from a Krystal's!

Bragger!

tranza · 07-11-2008, 05:11 AM

Yeah...they're quite far from you!

Manowar · 07-11-2008, 06:18 AM

in-n-out is the best

Scott McD · 07-11-2008, 07:10 AM

bobby666 · 07-11-2008, 07:11 AM

time to move on

pornguy · 07-11-2008, 07:21 AM

I tried in and out wile on the left coast, and it does not come near checkers or Krystals.

GonZo · 07-11-2008, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama

Green dot in the top left corner is me and the red dots are all those delicious hamburgers I can't have!

Who wants to overnight me some?

Hit me up with an address. If they have them here in Charlotte I will hook you up.
If not Krystals on me in Atlanta!

Violetta · 07-11-2008, 07:44 AM

it's been a while since I had a burger! Damn, now I really want one!

Mister E · 07-11-2008, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama

You guys just don't know gourmet hamburgers!

Oh yes we do!

Dangerous Dan's (accross from Jilly's stip club) Queen St E. Toronto

So, Bama (and people this cat digs his nitrates) D Dan's offers what you see here,

all in all it's 24 oz of arterial thickening badness that you just must have.

Quadruple C
"Collosal Colon Clogger Combo"
24oz burger served with a quarter pound of cheese, a quarter pound of bacon, and 2 fried eggs. Also comes with a large shake (flavor of your choice) and a small poutine.
Only $ 22.99

(grock said reference to a 'small' poutine....only a pig needs a large basket of fries, eh?

(and for desert)

The Beast $ 13.95
1 Deep Fried Mars Bar
6 Deep Fried Cheesecake Triangles
6 Deep Fried Brownie Squares
2 Scoops of Vanilla Whip Cream
2 Scoops of Chocolate Syrup
2 Scoops of Chocolate Chips

HorseShit · 07-11-2008, 08:53 AM

time for lunch

raven1083 · 07-11-2008, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

in-n-out ftw...west coast rules east coast drools

Looks delicious

Mullett · 07-11-2008, 08:58 AM

I feel the same way bro. Closest Fatbuger to me is 400 miles away. Oh the agony

stickyfingerz · 07-11-2008, 09:10 AM

Tell you what if you start promoting us Ill put a bunch on dry ice and ship them to you. lol Have one less than 2 miles from me.

woj · 07-11-2008, 09:13 AM

never heard of them, but they can't possibly be THAT much better than other burger chains (I don't mean McD or Burger King, but there are plenty of other good local joints in every area)

Bama · 07-11-2008, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister E

So, Bama (and people this cat digs his nitrates) D Dan's offers what you see here, all in all it's 24 oz of arterial thickening badness that you just must have.

Holy hell - that's a burger. I be when you're eating that you can feel the grease dribble down the back of your throat!

What makes Krystal burgers so good tho is that they're small - 2 bites and you're on to the next one!

Bama · 07-11-2008, 02:22 PM

Someone posted a link here about a hamburger joint that I think was in California.

The burgers had names like Cardiac Arrest, Heart Stopper, The CPR and the waitresses dressed as nurses...

I'd love to try that place out - but I'm still grabbing a 10-pack the first Krystals I come across!

Bama · 07-11-2008, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

You fucking weigh 300!

Yeah, but it's all muscle!

czarina · 07-11-2008, 02:26 PM

those things are habit-forming. I love them and miss them soooooooooo much!

Bama · 07-11-2008, 02:28 PM

One of you enterprising young fella's ought to start up a site

dontsellitwhereyoulive.com and have folks who do live where they sell a product ship to those who live where they don't!

SCORE Ralph · 07-11-2008, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama

Green dot in the top left corner is me and the red dots are all those delicious hamburgers I can't have!

Who wants to overnight me some?

LMAO... sucks to be you sometimes, eh?

Basher · 07-11-2008, 03:20 PM

order one online and they might send you one i the post. Should be with you in a few days

Peaches · 07-11-2008, 03:34 PM

Krystals are required eating here in GA after 2AM

There's a restaurant in Atlanta that has an AWESOME hamburger - but they won't serve it until after 10PM. Great marketing ploy!

Bama · 07-11-2008, 03:45 PM

We should do a Krystal run during the tradeshow in Florida. It's a 21 minute drive from the hotel.

http://www.mapquest.com/maps?1c=Holl... lvd&2z=33311

DeanCapture · 07-11-2008, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama

Krystal's are one of the things I look forward to on my trips back to Memphis a few times a year. Just got back a few days ago but sadly, wasn't able to get any Krystal's this time around. Us southern boys are raised on Krystal's

Peaches · 07-11-2008, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeanCapture

Krystal's are one of the things I look forward to on my trips back to Memphis a few times a year. Just got back a few days ago but sadly, wasn't able to get any Krystal's this time around. Us southern boys are raised on Krystal's

When we lived in Savannah there was a Krystal on the way home from church. Krystals every Sunday ;)

(and I wonder why I have weight problem..........)

M0nk · 07-11-2008, 04:27 PM

God Damn it!!! I want one of those!!

DeanCapture · 07-11-2008, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

When we lived in Savannah there was a Krystal on the way home from church. Krystals every Sunday ;)

(and I wonder why I have weight problem..........)

I was born in Savannah

07-10-2008, 05:18 PM	#1
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	This Totally Sucks! (Pic) Green dot in the top left corner is me and the red dots are all those delicious hamburgers I can't have! Who wants to overnight me some?

07-10-2008, 05:19 PM	#2
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	Go to McDonalds, cut off the corners. Stick the whole thing in grease. Microwave 15 seconds. Put small bits of onion onto. Give it another 15 seconds. Consume. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

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07-10-2008, 05:21 PM	#5
AndrewAiken Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 7	Looks like White Castle... Mmmmm...White Castle.....

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	i hope they dont bring that crap to NY

07-10-2008, 05:40 PM	#11
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	is that the krispy kreme burger?

07-10-2008, 05:41 PM	#12
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	man that reminds me of White Castle...... just thinking of it makes me wanna puke back in college used to smoke and then make runs to white castle casue of munchies then afterwards puked it all out i am getting sick loll

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Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	You guys just don't know gourmet hamburgers!

07-11-2008, 12:24 AM	#18
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Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	I'm lucky tho - I'm headed down to Alabama in 21 days where there are plenty of Krystals and I also get to much on some Chik-fil-a too! Going to spend a week there prior to heading down to the tradeshow

07-11-2008, 02:39 AM	#21
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07-11-2008, 02:54 AM	#22
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	Funny how things go but back when I was 19 and weighed all of 180lbs, I ate 25 krystals in 1 sitting (yea, it was to impress a girl who said i couldn't) now i weigh 300 and have a hard time putting down 10

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Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	Someone posted a link here about a hamburger joint that I think was in California. The burgers had names like Cardiac Arrest, Heart Stopper, The CPR and the waitresses dressed as nurses... I'd love to try that place out - but I'm still grabbing a 10-pack the first Krystals I come across!

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czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	those things are habit-forming. I love them and miss them soooooooooo much!

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Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	One of you enterprising young fella's ought to start up a site dontsellitwhereyoulive.com and have folks who do live where they sell a product ship to those who live where they don't!

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07-11-2008, 03:34 PM	#45
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Krystals are required eating here in GA after 2AM There's a restaurant in Atlanta that has an AWESOME hamburger - but they won't serve it until after 10PM. Great marketing ploy!