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Turboface · 10-30-2002, 02:06 PM

Hey guys,

All Hallow's Eve is almost upon us once again. This is my favorite holiday of the year. I remember a few funny things that have happened in years past.

One year, I had to have been 13 or so, I was trick or treating with my little brother in my Grandfather's neighborhood, when we came up to this one house and rang the doorbell.

This nice lady answered the door and asked us if we wanted to come into her house. We cautiously entered in, when all of a sudden, the door slammed behind us and the two huge masked figures came out of nowhere!

The one guy put something around my neck and pulled me back so I couldn't move, while the other loomed menacingly over my brother, wielding an axe!

The lady that answered the door, made the two guys stop, because we were screaming so loud - and not stopping.

hehehe - It's funny now, but at the time, I almost shit my pants.

Turboface · 10-30-2002, 04:59 PM

Another time, my brother and I were in the same neighborhood going around getting candy.

It was a rainy night. I remember getting back to my Grandfather's house, where all my relatives were at. We dumped out our stash candy and I noticed that my brother's pile was way bigger than mine.

I looked at the bottom of the bag and there was a hole worn in the bottom from me dragging it across all those wet lawns!

Here I was leaving a trail of goodies all over the neighborhood.

10-30-2002, 02:06 PM	#1
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	Halloween Stories Hey guys, All Hallow's Eve is almost upon us once again. This is my favorite holiday of the year. I remember a few funny things that have happened in years past. One year, I had to have been 13 or so, I was trick or treating with my little brother in my Grandfather's neighborhood, when we came up to this one house and rang the doorbell. This nice lady answered the door and asked us if we wanted to come into her house. We cautiously entered in, when all of a sudden, the door slammed behind us and the two huge masked figures came out of nowhere! The one guy put something around my neck and pulled me back so I couldn't move, while the other loomed menacingly over my brother, wielding an axe! The lady that answered the door, made the two guys stop, because we were screaming so loud - and not stopping. hehehe - It's funny now, but at the time, I almost shit my pants. __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

10-30-2002, 04:59 PM	#2
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	Another time, my brother and I were in the same neighborhood going around getting candy. It was a rainy night. I remember getting back to my Grandfather's house, where all my relatives were at. We dumped out our stash candy and I noticed that my brother's pile was way bigger than mine. I looked at the bottom of the bag and there was a hole worn in the bottom from me dragging it across all those wet lawns! Here I was leaving a trail of goodies all over the neighborhood. __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites