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#51 |
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Chatsworth, CA
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Create a think tank and hire the greatest scientific minds to research technologies and give them to the world.
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#52 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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buy a few chickens
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#53 |
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Join Date: May 2007
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Good Idea, plus setting up and running your charity robs you of the time to go fuck up your own health.
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#54 |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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I would spend money on myself, live in luxury, pamper myself, buy whatever I felt like. I would not give one fucken penny to anyone else. I would not donate to charity either (perhaps I would if there was a photo op involved and good press for me). Other than that I would be a selfish mean fuck, same as I am today.
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#55 |
lurker
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bumps for dreams
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#56 |
DM at Performive.com
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Location: Atlanta, G.A.
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1.) I would give every family member 1 million dollars (under the condition they LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE) until I wanted to talk to them.
2.) Get a Sir Richards type of set up in the Caribbean. 3.) On flight std doctor, this way he can test them hoe's in the air before they get to me, and if infected he can kick them out of the plane mid flight. 4.) Get a staff of smart geniuses to watch my money 5.) Get another group to watch them I'm sure I add to this list, but I think it's a good start |
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#57 |
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I would buy all the porno I could at ContentBanit.com (I'd get more for my money!) Then I'd buy a huge HDTV and then I would buy my own private Island, etc.....
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#58 |
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#59 |
making it rain
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#60 |
Vidi Vici Veni
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Buy my way into the illuminati and do that evil laugh thing a lot.
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#61 |
Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Hookers and Blow!!!
Hookers and Blow!!! Hookers and Blow!!! Hookers and Blow!!! Hookers and Blow!!! Hookers and Blow!!! Hookers and Blow!!! Hookers and Blow!!! Hookers and Blow!!!
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#62 |
Ik ben een aap
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Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada!
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Buy a really nice private jet and fly round the world partying with my best friends. After a year of doing that I'd buy the best house I could find in Miami and party some more.
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#63 |
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Location: L.A.
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I would start a SUPER-DOOPER promo on gfy! ;)
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#64 |
in a van by the river
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hookers and boozes while driving a new bugatti.
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#65 |
Certified Asshole
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Leave for a few years around the globe.
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#66 |
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I would start my own government
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#67 |
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buy an island.
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#68 | |
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#69 |
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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What would you do after that 30 seconds?
![]() I would just enjoy life. Travel alot, but a big fucken boat, lots of nices houses in different parts of the world. Nice cars and really just relax. Why would I have to work another day with $100 billion dollars.
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#70 |
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I'll be building my own Apple/Windows hybrid that will kick ass on both.
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#71 |
So Fucking Banned
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#72 |
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i would bail out the shittiest corporation i could find and give bonuses to the jerk-off CEOs that ran it into the ground!!
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I'd vanish.
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#74 |
ICQ: 304-611-162
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Masterdam
Posts: 13,245
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buying your nick
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#75 |
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I would buy a house, a bed, Prince and then Jennifer love Hewitt and Sandra Bullock. And finally anal lube and... well, you figure out the rest!
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#76 |
So Fucking Banned
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#77 |
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Build houses every where around the world
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#78 |
So Fucking Banned
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#80 |
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rule a country
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#81 |
So Fucking Banned
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burppppppppppppppp
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#82 |
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Location: Istanbul - Turkiye
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Would Make an other 100
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#83 |
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Location: Cancer Fever! Catch It!
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I would shit right on your face while you were sleeping peacefully. Then I would pay you $1200 to not press charges. Then, I would sneak back into your Mom's house and shit on your face again (while you were sleeping). Again, I would then pay you enough crack money (for a week?) for you to not press charges. Then I would sneak in again and take a massive slurpy dump right on your fat face . . . . . . . . . |
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So Fucking Banned
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#85 |
Mainstream since 2010
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Start my own space program.
Mine the asteroid belt. Use the profit to build a world ship. Set sail for the stars with 100k of the smartest and leave the rest of humanity behind.
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I would change the world.
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