Is this really THAT offensive??? - GoFuckYourself.com

Cyandin · 11-14-2008, 10:42 AM

This morning, a friend posted this:

We're buying Kelly a new ipod nano for her 13th birthday and when you order online from apple you can have it engraved. So I need some ideas on something cute and quirky to write on it...any ideas??

My response:

"Dont get knocked up."

This resulted in a tirade of rage from her and her husband. I apologized multiple times for offending them, despite the fact that technically, it IS good advice for a 13-year old in this day and age, and the humor was totally tongue-in-cheek.

Am I an tactless asshole in denial, or do they need to lighten up?

Fletch XXX · 11-14-2008, 10:43 AM

13th birthday, ummm that might tick off her parents LOL

Jens Van Assterdam · 11-14-2008, 10:45 AM

LOL, blame the parents for being humorless retards.

undersoul · 11-14-2008, 10:45 AM

yeah you are a tactless ass lol

EscortBiz · 11-14-2008, 10:45 AM

someone would tell me that about my 13yo kid they would not be able to write again in their life thats a guarantee

The Duck · 11-14-2008, 10:47 AM

Well, its was a bit tactless but I think that is caused by the industry in which you choose to work :o

Scott McD · 11-14-2008, 10:47 AM

Umm, maybe in a few years that would have been fine lol...

Cyandin · 11-14-2008, 10:47 AM

Dang, I should have really made this thread into a poll.

AaronM · 11-14-2008, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by EscortBiz

someone would tell me that about my 13yo kid they would not be able to write again in their life thats a guarantee

Better than if somebody else told you: "I knocked up your daughter."

MetaMan · 11-14-2008, 10:48 AM

WOW you are a fucking idiot what kind of tool even jokes about being pregnant or not with a 13 yo in consideration.

EscortBiz · 11-14-2008, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Better than if somebody else told you: "I knocked up your daughter."

thats blow torch time

jmcb420 · 11-14-2008, 10:48 AM

I see everyones point.
Your is just fucking funny. They'll calm down.

SpicyM · 11-14-2008, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyandin

"Dont get knocked up."

BlackCrayon · 11-14-2008, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz

someone would tell me that about my 13yo kid they would not be able to write again in their life thats a guarantee

Don't you get tired of playing the tough guy?

tranza · 11-14-2008, 10:54 AM

Yeah, I don't think that was a nice thing to say.

BradM · 11-14-2008, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

LOL, blame the parents for being humorless retards.

Agreed 100%

EscortBiz · 11-14-2008, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Don't you get tired of playing the tough guy?

you cant deal with the fact that my keyboard isnt my only method of communicating?

AaronM · 11-14-2008, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by EscortBiz

thats blow torch time

You are mistaken.

Now THAT'S offensive.

spacedog · 11-14-2008, 11:04 AM

That's funny, but I'm sure it wasn't funny to the parents

farkedup · 11-14-2008, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Don't you get tired of playing the tough guy?

the second he steps away from the keyboard he does ;)

PR|Jordan · 11-14-2008, 11:07 AM

Pfft - I think its funny!

Cyandin · 11-14-2008, 11:14 AM

Now that's putting this thread into perspective!

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

You are mistaken.

Now THAT'S offensive.

Tom_PM · 11-14-2008, 11:17 AM

I could not imagine anyone taking it seriously.. and then when I imagine someone actually taking it seriously, I can only just shake my head. I'm sorry you have friends that dont "get it" like probably 90% of normal humans would have.

LauraLee · 11-14-2008, 11:18 AM

I personally laughed, but then hardly anything offends me, and I don't have a daughter

MetaMan · 11-14-2008, 11:19 AM

just when you thought you could be wrong the adult industry once again proves it's full of thoughtless slimeballs. WHOO HOO

Fresh · 11-14-2008, 11:21 AM

eh, nothing to cry about.

Vicious_B · 11-14-2008, 11:21 AM

I do have a 13 year old daughter and if that was said to me I would laugh if it was said by someone that I was friends with. If it was said around my daughter or by someone I didnt know it might piss me off.

Machete_ · 11-14-2008, 11:21 AM

Maybe its something to do with you being a porn webmaster and implying their 13 year old kid is having sex.

Cyandin · 11-14-2008, 11:21 AM

I mean, I'm not an intentionally disrespectful guy - at least not until provoked. I didn't mean to offend them, and I'm a father myself (though to a son). I'm struggling with reaching a mental verdict on this one, since it's technically good advice, it was meant as completely tongue-in-cheek humor. But, I completely acknowledge the grounds for offense as well.

Regardless, I wont be saying anything like that to those two again. But I still think it's fucking hilarious to have got a rise like that out of them.

Joe BrainCash · 11-14-2008, 11:22 AM

Their reaction might just express the fear they have knowing what's coming for a 13 year old daughter... 13, 14 and 15 for female teens are the worst... Add sexuality discovery to bad tantrums, pushing the limits, etc...

Kevin Marx · 11-14-2008, 11:24 AM

Depends on your relationship to the parents. If you are good friends with them where sarcasm is prevalent, then they overreacted.

If you are just casual friends or acquaintances, then the joke was inappropriate.

Kind of like telling black jokes to a very close black friend. They would probably laugh their asses off. If you aren't close with the person, you are just a racist asshole. Same joke... different recipients.

Cyandin · 11-14-2008, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

I do have a 13 year old daughter and if that was said to me I would laugh if it was said by someone that I was friends with. If it was said around my daughter or by someone I didnt know it might piss me off.

See, that's exactly what I was thinking when I said it. I thought that among friends, such humor would not evoke such a inflamed reaction. However, Pat is probably right. I probably struck a nerve, being that they're dawning on the scariest phase of childhood for a female.

NicAngel · 11-14-2008, 11:45 AM

tell them to pull the stick out of their ass. they asked! and seriously, they really needed to ask advice for what to engrave on an ipod?? gimme a break.

Tom_PM · 11-14-2008, 11:55 AM

"If found, please thank God that our daughter lost her Ipod and not her virginity"

Try that.

tASSy · 11-14-2008, 11:55 AM

i think it's a funny response, but i don't think they should put it on the iPod !~ can't they take a joke?!

G-Rotica · 11-14-2008, 11:57 AM

I have 2 daughters, and I found in not only funny, but very good advice.

NaughtyRob · 11-14-2008, 11:59 AM

Very tactless. lol

andy83 · 11-14-2008, 12:04 PM

well probably yeah. its kinda offensive if you think it this way,

the daughter might think that her parents are allowing her to have sex, just don't get knocked up.

Barefootsies · 11-14-2008, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

LOL, blame the parents for being humorless retards.

hominid4 · 11-14-2008, 01:48 PM

They need to lighten up. Sounds like they are having other underlying problems.

czarina · 11-14-2008, 01:53 PM

I think it is VERY funny.
Yes, it may be a little strong with goody-goody parents of a 13 year old girl, who probably is already banging everything that moves or vibrates. But hey, that's the American middle class for you. Welcome to Fruitopia!

TondaB · 11-14-2008, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin-SFBucks

Depends on your relationship to the parents. If you are good friends with them where sarcasm is prevalent, then they overreacted.

If you are just casual friends or acquaintances, then the joke was inappropriate.

Kind of like telling black jokes to a very close black friend. They would probably laugh their asses off. If you aren't close with the person, you are just a racist asshole. Same joke... different recipients.

Best advice yet!

u-Bob · 11-14-2008, 02:08 PM

LOL, good one

d-null · 11-14-2008, 02:22 PM

dump them

you don't need uptight friends like that anyways

qxm · 11-14-2008, 02:28 PM

... gotta be tough for a parent to think about her barely teenage daughter getting knocked up....

dav3 · 11-14-2008, 03:12 PM

lol @ engraving an ipod

LisaWP · 11-14-2008, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyandin

This morning, a friend posted this:

We're buying Kelly a new ipod nano for her 13th birthday and when you order online from apple you can have it engraved. So I need some ideas on something cute and quirky to write on it...any ideas??

My response:

"Dont get knocked up."

This resulted in a tirade of rage from her and her husband. I apologized multiple times for offending them, despite the fact that technically, it IS good advice for a 13-year old in this day and age, and the humor was totally tongue-in-cheek.

Am I an tactless asshole in denial, or do they need to lighten up?

I laughed really hard. Then again, I am a tactless asshole.

Mr Pheer · 11-14-2008, 03:43 PM

I dont know what to say... none of my friends are that uptight. Something like that is far less worse than a lot of other shit that I say.

stickyfingerz · 11-14-2008, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

You are mistaken.

Now THAT'S offensive.

Voodoo · 11-14-2008, 04:07 PM

"You were adopted."

"We're sorry, but you're going to have to move out now."

"You're grounded until you are 18!"

11-14-2008, 10:42 AM	#1
Cyandin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,723	Is this really THAT offensive??? This morning, a friend posted this: We're buying Kelly a new ipod nano for her 13th birthday and when you order online from apple you can have it engraved. So I need some ideas on something cute and quirky to write on it...any ideas?? My response: "Dont get knocked up." This resulted in a tirade of rage from her and her husband. I apologized multiple times for offending them, despite the fact that technically, it IS good advice for a 13-year old in this day and age, and the humor was totally tongue-in-cheek. Am I an tactless asshole in denial, or do they need to lighten up?

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11-14-2008, 10:47 AM	#6
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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	WOW you are a fucking idiot what kind of tool even jokes about being pregnant or not with a 13 yo in consideration.

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11-14-2008, 11:04 AM	#19
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Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	I could not imagine anyone taking it seriously.. and then when I imagine someone actually taking it seriously, I can only just shake my head. I'm sorry you have friends that dont "get it" like probably 90% of normal humans would have. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	just when you thought you could be wrong the adult industry once again proves it's full of thoughtless slimeballs. WHOO HOO

11-14-2008, 11:21 AM	#26
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11-14-2008, 11:21 AM	#27
Vicious_B Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,564	I do have a 13 year old daughter and if that was said to me I would laugh if it was said by someone that I was friends with. If it was said around my daughter or by someone I didnt know it might piss me off. __________________ ICQ# 419 775 271

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Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	Maybe its something to do with you being a porn webmaster and implying their 13 year old kid is having sex.

11-14-2008, 11:22 AM	#30
Joe BrainCash Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Boy, life is difficult... Posts: 2,092	Their reaction might just express the fear they have knowing what's coming for a 13 year old daughter... 13, 14 and 15 for female teens are the worst... Add sexuality discovery to bad tantrums, pushing the limits, etc... __________________ [email protected] ICQ: 394.549.466

11-14-2008, 11:24 AM	#31
Kevin Marx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 1,888	Depends on your relationship to the parents. If you are good friends with them where sarcasm is prevalent, then they overreacted. If you are just casual friends or acquaintances, then the joke was inappropriate. Kind of like telling black jokes to a very close black friend. They would probably laugh their asses off. If you aren't close with the person, you are just a racist asshole. Same joke... different recipients. __________________ ICQ: 370 037 008

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czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	I think it is VERY funny. Yes, it may be a little strong with goody-goody parents of a 13 year old girl, who probably is already banging everything that moves or vibrates. But hey, that's the American middle class for you. Welcome to Fruitopia!

11-14-2008, 02:08 PM	#43
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11-14-2008, 03:43 PM	#48
Mr Pheer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 20,887	I dont know what to say... none of my friends are that uptight. Something like that is far less worse than a lot of other shit that I say.

11-14-2008, 04:07 PM	#50
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