I ate a Subway sandwich for lunch and my wife thinks I'm cheating on her! - GoFuckYourself.com

TripleXPrint · 12-05-2008, 01:35 PM

I ate a sweet onion chicken teriyaki footlong for lunch earlier today and I got extra onions on it. I washed my hands several times but I couldn't get the smell of the onions off my hands. I didn't think anything of it until I just got home and gave my wife a kiss. I put my hands on her face and she said she smelled pussy on my fingers!

She even pulled my hand in and took a huge sniff and said for sure it was pussy! I tried to explain that it wasn't pussy but onions from a Subway sandwich but she didn't believe me. She got pissed off and just drove away. I'm sitting here smelling my hand and it really does smell like I finger banged a chick. Oh well, I guess I better break out the X-mas present early.

Sharky · 12-05-2008, 01:38 PM

haha! Classic. She must have thought you were cheating before?

aico · 12-05-2008, 01:39 PM

Your wife is cheating on you, that is why she is accusing you. Better look into it.

Wizzo · 12-05-2008, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Your wife is cheating on you, that is why she is accusing you. Better look into it.

yep!

seeandsee · 12-05-2008, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Your wife is cheating on you, that is why she is accusing you. Better look into it.

you solved all

mynameisjim · 12-05-2008, 01:47 PM

Just hope she's not coming home after eating a "foot long".

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

sexyclicks · 12-05-2008, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Your wife is cheating on you, that is why she is accusing you. Better look into it.

with Metaman

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 12-05-2008, 01:52 PM

At first I was wondering what was wrong with your wife that she thought onions smelled like pussy. Then you say they did smell like pussy. So now my question is, what was wrong with your onions?

leek · 12-05-2008, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mynameisjim

Just hope she's not coming home after eating a "foot long"

Win!

Thread over.

mikeyddddd · 12-05-2008, 01:54 PM

andy83 · 12-05-2008, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim

Just hope she's not coming home after eating a "foot long".

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

OG LennyT · 12-05-2008, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mynameisjim

Just hope she's not coming home after eating a "foot long".

LMAO

Yeah, she's got dick on the side that's why she is so paranoid

bloggingseo · 12-05-2008, 02:04 PM

That is too funny! lol!

Marcus Aurelius · 12-05-2008, 02:06 PM

What kind of skank has pussy that smells like onions. You dirty cheeky monkey you!

O MARINA · 12-05-2008, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Your wife is cheating on you, that is why she is accusing you. Better look into it.

quoted for possible truth

Fletch XXX · 12-05-2008, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint

I ate a sweet onion chicken teriyaki footlong for lunch earlier today and I got extra onions on it. I washed my hands several times but I couldn't get the smell of the onions off my hands. I didn't think anything of it until I just got home and gave my wife a kiss. I put my hands on her face and she said she smelled pussy on my fingers!

She even pulled my hand in and took a huge sniff and said for sure it was pussy! I tried to explain that it wasn't pussy but onions from a Subway sandwich but she didn't believe me. She got pissed off and just drove away. I'm sitting here smelling my hand and it really does smell like I finger banged a chick. Oh well, I guess I better break out the X-mas present early.

kane · 12-05-2008, 02:16 PM

Clearly she is fucking Jared from Subway and his dick smells like sweet onion chicken teriyaki so as soon as she smelled it on you she got paranoid.

pornguy · 12-05-2008, 02:18 PM

Yeah I would server he with the papers now..

Jens Van Assterdam · 12-05-2008, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint

I ate a sweet onion chicken teriyaki footlong for lunch earlier today and I got extra onions on it. I washed my hands several times but I couldn't get the smell of the onions off my hands. I didn't think anything of it until I just got home and gave my wife a kiss. I put my hands on her face and she said she smelled pussy on my fingers!

She even pulled my hand in and took a huge sniff and said for sure it was pussy! I tried to explain that it wasn't pussy but onions from a Subway sandwich but she didn't believe me. She got pissed off and just drove away. I'm sitting here smelling my hand and it really does smell like I finger banged a chick. Oh well, I guess I better break out the X-mas present early.

Jim_Gunn · 12-05-2008, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Your wife is cheating on you, that is why she is accusing you. Better look into it.

100% guaranteed

JD · 12-05-2008, 02:31 PM

sure you didn't get some secret snatch sauce on your sandwich?

OMG Jim · 12-05-2008, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

At first I was wondering what was wrong with your wife that she thought onions smelled like pussy. Then you say they did smell like pussy. So now my question is, what was wrong with your onions?

It's Friday and the Subway lunch special is TUNA

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RyuLion · 12-05-2008, 03:00 PM

Show her your receipt..
OMG! I'm so happy I'm single!

Agent 488 · 12-05-2008, 03:06 PM

damn she used the old "i'll pretend the onion smell on his fingers is pussy smell so i can get mad and justify revenge sex with some guy she met at the gym" trick man.

Spunky · 12-05-2008, 07:36 PM

That's the first I've heard of that lol

D Ghost · 12-05-2008, 07:51 PM

wow holy shit hahhaa

chodadog · 12-05-2008, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

damn she used the old "i'll pretend the onion smell on his fingers is pussy smell so i can get mad and justify revenge sex with some guy she met at the gym" trick man.

Oniongate. It's a classic.

qxm · 12-05-2008, 08:29 PM

2012 · 12-05-2008, 08:36 PM

did you have some extra mayo left on the corner of your mouth ?

DatingGold · 12-05-2008, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Show her your receipt..
OMG! I'm so happy I'm single!

liar!

PostWhore · 12-05-2008, 11:10 PM

SmokeyTheBear · 12-05-2008, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Your wife is cheating on you, that is why she is accusing you. Better look into it.

loopardo · 12-05-2008, 11:20 PM

EASY ONE!!!

ask your wife to eat the same sandwich and wash her hands the same way you did, and then, ofcourse! smell her own fingers.

who knows, maybe she likes it, develope some fetish, and so on. that sandwich is a gift of God, use it!

John-ACWM · 12-06-2008, 01:42 AM

some times and some pussies do smell like onion ...
wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_would_your_vagina_smell_like_onion
medhelp.org/user_journals/show/1138

WarChild · 12-06-2008, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

Clearly she is fucking Jared from Subway and his dick smells like sweet onion chicken teriyaki so as soon as she smelled it on you she got paranoid.

Jared died. Complications of having his stomach stapled.

Turns out that the way to lose hundreds of pounds eating subway food also includes having your body surgically altered so a 6 inch crap sub fills you up.

Oracle Porn · 12-06-2008, 02:00 AM

omg funny thread

Kudles · 12-06-2008, 09:25 PM

Thats funny

CaptainHowdy · 12-07-2008, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by qxm

alias · 12-07-2008, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Your wife is cheating on you, that is why she is accusing you. Better look into it.

That is where she drove off to, free excuse. Sorry.

EscortBiz · 12-07-2008, 07:38 AM

the big problem here is why does your wife assume pussy smells like that

notime · 12-07-2008, 07:42 AM

sundays are fun!

Onions can make you cry....
hahaha

marketsmart · 12-07-2008, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Jared died. Complications of having his stomach stapled.

Turns out that the way to lose hundreds of pounds eating subway food also includes having your body surgically altered so a 6 inch crap sub fills you up.

WRONG...

but he was on phen phen.. they did a story on him on 60 minutes and he used to eat 6 footlongs a day before phen phen, then he started eating 3 half subs a day...

i can't believe the story never made it around after subway signed him to a contract (about a year after the 60 min story).

if you remember everyone was on phen phen until people started dying..

phentermine became the next gen of phen phen..

i think this was back around 1992/94...

John-ACWM · 12-07-2008, 07:47 AM

Quid pro quo

Nicky · 12-07-2008, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim

Just hope she's not coming home after eating a "foot long".

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

12-05-2008, 01:35 PM	#1
TripleXPrint Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 983	I ate a Subway sandwich for lunch and my wife thinks I'm cheating on her! I ate a sweet onion chicken teriyaki footlong for lunch earlier today and I got extra onions on it. I washed my hands several times but I couldn't get the smell of the onions off my hands. I didn't think anything of it until I just got home and gave my wife a kiss. I put my hands on her face and she said she smelled pussy on my fingers! She even pulled my hand in and took a huge sniff and said for sure it was pussy! I tried to explain that it wasn't pussy but onions from a Subway sandwich but she didn't believe me. She got pissed off and just drove away. I'm sitting here smelling my hand and it really does smell like I finger banged a chick. Oh well, I guess I better break out the X-mas present early. __________________ Skype: Triplexprint

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loopardo Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: around... Posts: 81	EASY ONE!!! ask your wife to eat the same sandwich and wash her hands the same way you did, and then, ofcourse! smell her own fingers. who knows, maybe she likes it, develope some fetish, and so on. that sandwich is a gift of God, use it! __________________ ___ Last edited by loopardo; 12-05-2008 at 11:21 PM.. Reason: I want to add an extra line to my post!

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