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MetaMan · 02-02-2009, 03:47 PM

i havent fucked in less than a month and i was thinking i had problems?

Nicky · 02-02-2009, 03:57 PM

I'm same age as you and I must say that 6 years with no sex in the mid 20's really must suck, I feel for you man

TeenSluts · 02-02-2009, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

Sure I'd love to chat w you. Just search for AaliyahLove at webcams.com tonight between 5-12midnight. We can discuss why you hate your dick so much you haven't stuck it in anything in years LOL..

but seriously.. wtf is wrong w u? and why would you share this on GFY?

Aaliyah is getting her hustle on.. I love it

AaliyahLove · 02-02-2009, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenSluts

Aaliyah is getting her hustle on.. I love it

heheheheh ;)

MetaMan · 02-02-2009, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenSluts

Aaliyah is getting her hustle on.. I love it

and you are getting your ass kiss on.

Nicky · 02-02-2009, 04:11 PM

Släng in en annons på knullkontakt.se

dyna mo · 02-02-2009, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

We can discuss why you hate your dick so much

people could inquire the same about your pussy

MetaMan · 02-02-2009, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

people could inquire the same about your pussy

OMG OMG I AM ALMOST IN TEARS!

OMFG THATS RAW! HAHAHAHAHA LOLZ

itto · 02-02-2009, 04:43 PM

man just go to the club, pick the fattest chick, get her drunk, tell her 'i lub u' and don't forget the condom. ..or shell out some bucks and get some hooker luvin.

SiMpLe · 02-02-2009, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

I went 12 years without having sex once, so I feel you.

Then I turned 13 and had sex finally phew..

LMAO

john_63 · 02-02-2009, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

... Jesus fuck I can't even go 2 weeks let alone 6 years...

and who the fuck wants to have sex with a fat redhead alien like you?

the Shemp · 02-02-2009, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamis

What will you the last day before you die? Where will you put all your million of dollars?

most of my money is in car parts and pool cues....

NickB. · 02-02-2009, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by maxjohan

I just realised it!

I haven't had sex with a lady(penetration kind of sex) in 6 years OMG.

At least I can say I'm not still a Virgin, if I go out and find someone
tomorrow, it's been a long l0ng time!

Any ladies wants to chit chat over MSN?

P.S. 4 years ago I rubbed somebodies clit but heck even I knows
this don't counts as real sex.

ticket to amsterdam 600$
Hoe on redlight 120$
Busting a nut on s lut = priceless

Niktamer · 02-02-2009, 06:34 PM

i'm ready to cut 10$ to help that guy get laid

why would you share this on GFY ?

post a pic of yourself .. my gf is curious

VeriSexy · 02-02-2009, 10:57 PM

The escorts are calling you

TimmyTuna · 02-02-2009, 11:18 PM

wait...how can you JUST REALIZE that its been 6 years?......Just snuck up on ya huh?

topnotch, standup guy · 02-02-2009, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

people could inquire the same about your pussy

I just spit my drink all over my keyboard

baddog · 02-02-2009, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

bbm · 02-03-2009, 01:54 AM

It is bad dude

Matyko · 02-03-2009, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxjohan

I just realised it!

I haven't had sex with a lady(penetration kind of sex) in 6 years OMG.

At least I can say I'm not still a Virgin, if I go out and find someone
tomorrow, it's been a long l0ng time!

Any ladies wants to chit chat over MSN?

P.S. 4 years ago I rubbed somebodies clit but heck even I knows
this don't counts as real sex.

wazzup maxjohan? :D kidding, right? :D

JD · 02-03-2009, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

... Jesus fuck I can't even go 2 weeks let alone 6 years...

wait... someone ACTUALLY has sex with you????

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

people could inquire the same about your pussy

i think i just shit myself...

Drake · 02-03-2009, 04:08 AM

The thing is Maxjohan, right now, you've got ability. But painful as it may be, ability don't last. And your days are just about over. Now that's a hard motherfuckin' fact of life. But it's a fact of life your ass is gonna hafta get realistic about. See this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't. Besides Maxjohan, how many sessions you think you got left in you anyway? Two? Pimps don't have an "old timer's pension." You came close, but you never made it, and if you were gonna make it, you woulda made it before now. -Marsellus Wallace

MindWaste · 02-03-2009, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxjohan

I just realised it!

I haven't had sex with a lady(penetration kind of sex) in 6 years OMG.

At least I can say I'm not still a Virgin, if I go out and find someone
tomorrow, it's been a long l0ng time!

Any ladies wants to chit chat over MSN?

P.S. 4 years ago I rubbed somebodies clit but heck even I knows
this don't counts as real sex.

Coming on to 9 years for me no sex... 6 years was a breeze...

ExLust · 02-03-2009, 06:37 AM

LOL, 6 yrs no sex. Better get laid now before 2012.

Martin · 02-03-2009, 06:51 AM

http://www.swedishharmony.com/home.html

AaliyahLove · 02-03-2009, 11:01 AM

so this kid admits on GFY that he hasn't found a girl willing to fuck him in 6 years and ur gna rip on ME and my bf? LOL.. ok guys, rally around the dude that never gets laid.. gee I wonder why ;)

_Richard_ · 02-03-2009, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

so this kid admits on GFY that he hasn't found a girl willing to fuck him in 6 years and ur gna rip on ME and my bf? LOL.. ok guys, rally around the dude that never gets laid.. gee I wonder why ;)

Quagmire · 02-03-2009, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

and you are getting your ass kiss on.

and you are getting your troll on.

dyna mo · 02-03-2009, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

so this kid admits on GFY that he hasn't found a girl willing to fuck him in 6 years and ur gna rip on ME and my bf? LOL.. ok guys, rally around the dude that never gets laid.. gee I wonder why ;)

actually, I find his honesty refreshing in a sea of bullshit here on gfy. but your comments re: his bad luck and your attempt to capitalize on his lack of sex by spamming your cam show are typical money grubbing gfy posts.

nico-t · 02-03-2009, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

people could inquire the same about your pussy

oh SNAP!!

dready · 02-03-2009, 11:40 AM

Online dating works wonders

HorseShit · 02-03-2009, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by dready

Online dating works wonders

it's true

I'm fucking 3 fake profiles as we speak

HBKKH · 02-03-2009, 11:51 AM

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d-null · 02-03-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

so this kid admits on GFY that he hasn't found a girl willing to fuck him in 6 years and ur gna rip on ME and my bf? LOL.. ok guys, rally around the dude that never gets laid.. gee I wonder why ;)

you might not realize it but you are way out of line here

it's one thing for the guys to rib on another dude a bit, but for a hot blond girl to put down some down on his luck guy about not getting laid is pretty uncool

I feel sorry for the guy, and might kid around with someone like that if it was a buddy, but when the chips are down you got to stand up for a guy and build him up if you can.... the guy might be young and not that confident around women yet, and your type just makes it a whole lot worse

PlugRush Sascha · 02-03-2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

people could inquire the same about your pussy

Holy shit.

babebuns · 02-03-2009, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

people could inquire the same about your pussy

Who's that? Her dad or something?

markuskulit · 02-03-2009, 02:53 PM

6 years?!!! That's like eternity!

Ethersync · 02-03-2009, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

XPays · 02-03-2009, 04:07 PM

this thread took an odd turn

camperjohn64 · 02-03-2009, 04:43 PM

Longest I ever went was 7 years. From the time I was 21 to 28. So I'm sure you can deal with it.

AaliyahLove · 02-03-2009, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

actually, I find his honesty refreshing in a sea of bullshit here on gfy. but your comments re: his bad luck and your attempt to capitalize on his lack of sex by spamming your cam show are typical money grubbing gfy posts.

LOL oh please I didn't honestly think he was going to buy a webcam show from me, I was JOKING. He took me seriously, which was even funnier in my book. So did you, so now it's even FUNNIER.

AaliyahLove · 02-03-2009, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

you might not realize it but you are way out of line here

it's one thing for the guys to rib on another dude a bit, but for a hot blond girl to put down some down on his luck guy about not getting laid is pretty uncool

I feel sorry for the guy, and might kid around with someone like that if it was a buddy, but when the chips are down you got to stand up for a guy and build him up if you can.... the guy might be young and not that confident around women yet, and your type just makes it a whole lot worse

OMG, HE started the post. ON GFY. Did he expect a bunch of "so sorry to hear about that bro" responses? You guys rip on everyone, including me, no matter what the say on this board, which I like. But when I do it, cause I'm a girl and not a BRO, I'm OUT OF LINE? Get a sense of humor ;)

dyna mo · 02-03-2009, 06:24 PM

and you are obviously taking me seriously. see how this internet thing works, hon?

topnotch, standup guy · 02-03-2009, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

so this kid admits on GFY that he hasn't found a girl willing to fuck him in 6 years and ur gna rip on ME and my bf? LOL.. ok guys, rally around the dude that never gets laid.. gee I wonder why ;)

I suggest that you think twice before you post in this thread again sweetcheeks.

Otherwise, I can easily visualize your popularity sinking to Banana Claire levels, or worse, in the amount of time it takes content to, well, to swallow

AaliyahLove · 02-03-2009, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by topnotch, standup guy

I suggest that you think twice before you post in this thread again sweetcheeks.

Otherwise, I can easily visualize your popularity sinking to Banana Claire levels, or worse, in the amount of time it takes content to, well, to swallow

Why?? BEcause I was joking around with someone who started a thread saying he hasn't gotten laid in 6 years? LOL.. What I said to him is something I would say to any of my guy friends if they said the same thing. I guess I can't joke around with you guys on that level cause I'm a chick? That sucks

Why r u guys being so defensive and protective about it? I'm just a sexy girl ;)

Lesa · 02-03-2009, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

Why?? BEcause I was joking around with someone who started a thread saying he hasn't gotten laid in 6 years? LOL.. What I said to him is something I would say to any of my guy friends if they said the same thing. I guess I can't joke around with you guys on that level cause I'm a chick? That sucks

Why r u guys being so defensive and protective about it? I'm just a sexy girl ;)

you're just a stupid bimbo

gimo33 · 02-03-2009, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

people could inquire the same about your pussy

oh snap!

AaliyahLove · 02-03-2009, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lesa

you're just a stupid bimbo

OH SNAP!! Now it's personal.. LOL.

gimo33 · 02-03-2009, 08:31 PM

100......

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