Have the Jews ever apologized for killing Jesus? - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 02-07-2009, 04:27 PM

Just wonderin.

mebbe some reparations for killing our Saviour... ?

seeandsee · 02-07-2009, 04:35 PM

i'l go to sleep

SilentKnight · 02-07-2009, 04:36 PM

Apologies for killing a fictitious character from a dusty old book?

Poindexterity · 02-07-2009, 04:38 PM

i thought the romans killed jesus.

DarkJedi · 02-07-2009, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Poindexterity

i thought the romans killed jesus.

They were pressured into it by the Jews.

Roman magistrate wanted to let Jesus go. The jews insisted Jesus be killed.

HorseShit · 02-07-2009, 04:42 PM

they apologized a long time ago

$5 submissions · 02-07-2009, 04:42 PM

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DarkJedi · 02-07-2009, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

they apologized a long time ago

no, but they sort of looked down and shuffled their feet once.

mizmiz · 02-07-2009, 04:46 PM

Why everyone thinks the Jews killed jessus?

Lamis · 02-07-2009, 04:50 PM

If the Jews didn't kill Jesus, Christianism would not exist today.

$5 submissions · 02-07-2009, 04:53 PM

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cykoe6 · 02-07-2009, 05:02 PM

Personally I am proud that we nailed that hippie rabblerouser to a tree. I just wish I could have been there.

Sands · 02-07-2009, 05:07 PM

If Jesus returns, we'll kill him again.

hypedough · 02-07-2009, 05:11 PM

I'm sorry.

GatorB · 02-07-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones

Just wonderin.

mebbe some reparations for killing our Saviour... ?

Has the Church ever apologized for killing millions of non-Christians over the years?

seven · 02-07-2009, 05:17 PM

Ok I appologize but dude was banging my wife thou

DarkJedi · 02-07-2009, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Has the Church ever apologized for killing millions of non-Christians over the years?

Yeah, they actually did.

TisMe · 02-07-2009, 06:12 PM

Religion means never having to say you're sorry

directfiesta · 02-07-2009, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Poindexterity

i thought the romans killed jesus.

so did I.....

But the jews chosed to pardon Barabas( a killer ) instead of Jesus, to the dismay of Ponce Pilate ....

Poindexterity · 02-07-2009, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones

They were pressured into it by the Jews.

Roman magistrate wanted to let Jesus go. The jews insisted Jesus be killed.

sounds like a cop out to me.

"We didn't want to kill him, but those DAMN JEWS made us do it"

spacedog · 02-07-2009, 07:24 PM

Fenrir never apologized for killing Odin at Ragnarok

RoCkMaN · 02-07-2009, 07:28 PM

Yngwie · 02-07-2009, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sands

If Jesus returns, we'll kill him again.

I have returned, but this time I'm gonna get my real message across. Religion is bullshit, I never walked on water, I never turned water into wine, I was a carpenter and good at magic tricks.. The book that they put me in is all made up bullshit. There is no so call "god" and if this adam and eve actually existed and were the 1st people on the planet than wtf was I doing here along with many other people? Think about it for a second. Does it make any sense to you?

notoldschool · 02-07-2009, 08:41 PM

I met Jesus at a bar in Cancun. Light weight.

02-07-2009, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones

Just wonderin.

mebbe some reparations for killing our Saviour... ?

Why would they? Jesus was supposed to die for our sins and he did.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-07-2009, 08:52 PM

Fuck that nigga Jesus....

"I'm glad the Jews killed Jesus. If he came back, I'd fucking kill him again." - Sarah Silverman

DaddyHalbucks · 02-07-2009, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Apologies for killing a fictitious character from a dusty old book?

Lamis · 02-07-2009, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Fuck that nigga Jesus....

"I'm glad the Jews killed Jesus. If he came back, I'd fucking kill him again." - Sarah Silverman

That tranny bitch sucks.

She's nothing more than this:

devine · 02-08-2009, 01:35 AM

Jesus who? Jews who? Ala who? Zeus kicks their asses every day and twice on Sundays!

devine · 02-08-2009, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones

Just wonderin.

mebbe some reparations for killing our Saviour... ?

on a side note, as much as I try can't even imagine who and how did Jesus save anyone. But you could ask the hundreds of millions of people mass murdered in his name

and btw, he was a jew... a megalomaniac jew dude, of course

GatorB · 02-08-2009, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones

Yeah, they actually did.

Like that's makes up for a billion murders.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-08-2009, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Lamis

That tranny bitch sucks.

She's nothing more than this:

soap, or sweet ephoria?

The Judge · 02-08-2009, 02:06 AM

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DWB · 02-08-2009, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sands

If Jesus returns, we'll kill him again.

My theory is this...

If Jesus would allow himself to be CRUCIFIED once, if he already did come back, he very well may be sitting in jail or an insane asylum telling everyone he is the son of god. So if he would let people KILL him before, he would not break a sweat about letting people lock him up somewhere.

Or...

If he does return, the US Government would take full control of him and probably kill him in the process. Do you think for a SECOND the powers that be in the USA or the world bankers would allow Jesus to fuck their game up? NO WAY! It would be curtains for Jesus all over again.

Think about it.

brn2h8 · 02-08-2009, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lamis

The only good jew is a dead jew...

Blingbaby · 02-08-2009, 02:55 AM

The whole Jesus story is a jewish invention anyway so what should they apologize for? deceiving the world for 2000 years? good luck..

Sands · 02-08-2009, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

My theory is this...

If Jesus would allow himself to be CRUCIFIED once, if he already did come back, he very well may be sitting in jail or an insane asylum telling everyone he is the son of god. So if he would let people KILL him before, he would not break a sweat about letting people lock him up somewhere.

Or...

If he does return, the US Government would take full control of him and probably kill him in the process. Do you think for a SECOND the powers that be in the USA or the world bankers would allow Jesus to fuck their game up? NO WAY! It would be curtains for Jesus all over again.

Think about it.

The big J is a miracle worker, and if he can walk on water, he can escape any prison like a high-powered Houdini. Also, the bible says he's tussled with Jew bankers before so he knows how to stick and move when it comes to Hebrews.

At any rate, Jesus would not be in jail today because he's not Black.

DWB · 02-08-2009, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Sands

At any rate, Jesus would not be in jail today because he's not Black.

Actually, new studies say he was. He very well may have caught a case and be locked up.

Sands · 02-08-2009, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Actually, new studies say he was. He very well may have caught a case and be locked up.

That would explain the (15 to) 20 year gap in his life.

Ambidextrous · 02-08-2009, 07:20 AM

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alias · 02-08-2009, 07:34 AM

Jesus was a fag.

Paul Markham · 02-08-2009, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by mizmiz

Why everyone thinks the Jews killed jessus?

Because the Christianity we have today was created by Paul while he was in Rome. It's not the message Jesus preached in Judea. Paul never met Jesus.

After his death his teachings were carried on by his brother James for around 30 years. In Judea. However the Romans were fighting the Jews at the time and it would of been suicide for Paul to continue preaching as a Jew, he distanced himself from Judea to save himself. Preaching tat the Romans killed Jesus without any pressure from the Jews would not of been a good idea.

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Originally Posted by Blingbaby

The whole Jesus story is a jewish invention anyway so what should they apologize for? deceiving the world for 2000 years? good luck..

WRONG!!

It's the opposite. It's an invention by the Romans. Well not an invention maybe more of a rewriting.

Google Jesus family and see what comes up.

DarkJedi · 02-08-2009, 07:49 AM

pornask · 02-08-2009, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

If he does return, the US Government would take full control of him and probably kill him in the process. Do you think for a SECOND the powers that be in the USA or the world bankers would allow Jesus to fuck their game up? NO WAY! It would be curtains for Jesus all over again.

I'm sure Barack Obama has it all covered

xmas13 · 02-08-2009, 08:05 AM

Trax · 02-08-2009, 09:27 AM

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John-ACWM · 02-08-2009, 10:00 AM

I'll go eat a sandwich

Matt 26z · 02-08-2009, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Apologies for killing a fictitious character from a dusty old book?

Good luck finding even an atheist history scholar to agree with you that Jesus was a fictional character.

The people, places and general events in the Bible are real. Now if you want to believe the supernatural elements, that is up to you.

Tom_PM · 02-08-2009, 11:11 AM

Asking the question just illustrates that you dont understand that without Jesus' death, he would not have been anything more than some carpenters bastard.

Now why dont you get on your knees and thank the Jews for causing him to be what you imply he is to you?

Juicy D. Links · 02-08-2009, 11:17 AM

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