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Old 03-26-2009, 01:37 PM   #1
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DNA proves 13yo boy not the father

Remember this fucked up story...



It has a happy ending (for the boy)

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DNA tests have revealed the British boy alleged to have fathered a daughter at the age of 12 is not the dad.

Alfie Patten, who is 13 but at just four feet tall looks much younger, was convinced he was the father of 15-year-old Chantelle Stedman's baby Maisie, after a night of unprotected sex.

Tabloids have previously reported that half a dozen boys have slept with Chantelle, which is what prompted the DNA test.
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Old 03-26-2009, 01:40 PM   #2
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Old 03-26-2009, 01:42 PM   #3
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Old 03-26-2009, 01:43 PM   #4
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great news for him but sad storry that a girl that young has slept around that much
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Old 03-26-2009, 01:44 PM   #5
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Old 03-26-2009, 01:44 PM   #6
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Old 03-26-2009, 01:44 PM   #7
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Old 03-26-2009, 01:45 PM   #8
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I told you she was a fucking slut and the boy had to do DNA test.

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Old 03-26-2009, 01:46 PM   #9
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Old 03-26-2009, 01:47 PM   #10
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Old 03-26-2009, 01:48 PM   #11
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Did they DNA test her father?
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Old 03-26-2009, 01:48 PM   #12
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Still a bizarre story either way...
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Old 03-26-2009, 01:58 PM   #13
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What an interesting twist to an interesting story.
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Old 03-26-2009, 03:13 PM   #14
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I still can't believe that his parents were blithering on like idiots about him being the father.

Had that been my son...well, that is a stretch for me to even think of, but if it were, our first stop would have been at an attorney's office to file a petition for dna testing.
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Old 03-26-2009, 03:14 PM   #15
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Old 03-26-2009, 03:15 PM   #16
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Old 03-26-2009, 03:16 PM   #17
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Old 03-26-2009, 03:19 PM   #18
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Old 03-26-2009, 03:25 PM   #19
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It doesn't surprise me. I wonder if every couple was required to get dna tests what % would come back as not the father.
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Old 03-26-2009, 03:43 PM   #20
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Old 03-26-2009, 03:54 PM   #21
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Did they DNA test her father?

Very true, also very sad.
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Old 03-26-2009, 04:03 PM   #23
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Old 03-26-2009, 04:05 PM   #24
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Old 03-26-2009, 04:17 PM   #25
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ah ha ha ha, poor kid, thought he had knocked her up.
thanks for keeping us updated on this..
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Old 03-26-2009, 04:18 PM   #26
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I still can't believe that his parents were blithering on like idiots about him being the father.

Had that been my son...well, that is a stretch for me to even think of, but if it were, our first stop would have been at an attorney's office to file a petition for dna testing.
It was Alfie's dad that set up the scam in the first place. He got paid £60k for a front page exclusive from The Sun.
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Old 03-26-2009, 04:31 PM   #27
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