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lol
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Porn Pusher
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Man it's tough being single. good luck finding your mate.
Here's something to think about: I used to wear a wedding ring and so many chicks were hitting on me. I could've bagged a few but the love my wife thing puts a damper on that. Now that I dont wear it most girls wont give me the time of day. WTF
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Converting like it's 1999
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Pr0,
where you been buddy? Never heard back from you on icq, you went missing.
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another vote for grocery stores. Otherwise, you need to call the Milliionaire Matchmaker!
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organize camps
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#57 |
wtf
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Forget it dude! ALL women have the capability of being a slut/whore. Even the nicest mild mannered ones can be a slut whore. I know fist hand. hahaha They are actually the worst ones.
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Now with more Jayne
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Seriously...people aren't lying when they say it happens when you aren't looking for it. Both men I have loved in my life were people that I met when the last thing I was thinking about was finding somebody to date.
I don't know why that is other than the best conversations start when you aren't on your guard and they way to tell if you will really click with somebody is through conversation. |
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Sultan of Swing
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Become a cult leader, everything else will follow
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lurker
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it will find you. Didnt happen to me until I was 34 met her on a porn site with free personals. As of october we will be married 10 yrs.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Bank tellers.
Seriously pr0, they make the best girlfriends.
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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I had a professional life and a party life....once a figured out how to blend them I met her....I was just living not expecting to be alive in 5 years...so was just "fuck it say and do whatever I wanted or felt" just being myself. Then 6 weeks later I was engaged, shed off the others and a year later married. We have the same high ethics and low morals.....a great combo for a great life! In a mate you grow together or apart depending on how much you invest in the relationship. It does not matter if your both sluts or etards....criminals or church people.... the 2 questions I would ask myself are .... 1) can I have a conversation for a lifetime with this person and never be bored 2) I can't stay angry at her for more than 30mins- hour if you can answer yes to those you found a mate the rest is all a negotiation ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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1. Most of them are "Ethical/centered" .. I know .. I worked in several banks as an LO
2. They are sexe 3. They live on minimum wage ... bank tellers are just a small step up from McDonalds ... I ain't kidding .... WF and Wamu LO's are making around 14/hours + percentage points (nop they ain't full points on the loan but a very small percentage instead) and tellers 10 (10.50 if you are teller supervisor).... 4. They are sexe 5. Because of their job ....they become savvy about money and learn how to respect and appreciate a man who provides/makes them happy ... 6. They are sexe 7. They take good care of themselves cause they wanna look good for their customers .. without coming across as sluts.... 8. Did I mention they r sexe?
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So Fucking Banned
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single life is fun, however at some point in your mid/late 20's it gets old. finding the one and having my daughter beats anything i've ever did a million times over.
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So Fucking Banned
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I feel ya brother...
I just got a number tonight from coaching my daughter's softball team... it was like a lightning of energy went over my body when she offered it... she is a mom of a daughter on the team who just got a divorce and it was like the coolest thing thats happened to me in ages... my daughter still wasn't at the game because the game landed on my ex's day... oh well... things are gettin better |
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So Fucking Banned
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Pr0, if your casual "dating" life is so great why try to change it? I prefer to stick to the porn stars, strippers and whores, preferably two at a time. And their combined ages don't often add up to mine. :-)
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Judge Jury and Executioner
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I think most people here has said it, on a side note; bro, lets get that project going.
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Judge Jury and Executioner
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And an ever stupider man would have her to not....
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So Fucking Banned
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stupid is as stupid does...
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marriage is a man signing away his life, it is an incredibly stupid thing to do
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Hey pr0, hit me up or i'll give you a call later this afternoon/early evening.
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rockin tha trailerpark
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Nicky I'll also talk to you Tuesday.
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Change your mind set. Stop looking for a "wife" in the traditional sense and try to find some girls you can be "just friends" with. Find some girls you relate to on a non sexual level. The qualities that make you dig those chicks will be the qualities you want in a wife. Probably.
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Match .com thats how I met my wife.
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rockin tha trailerpark
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If your a young guy just keep having fun...Match still works.
I was'nt either, but after 2 years dating and getting close to 40 at the time...and her getting close to 30...if I did not committe she might have bounced. A relationship needs to keep evolving to the next step. Plus adding to the pressure to the mix, she was here on a student visa. I don't regret it, I had so many hot girls in the past and you know when the right one comes along, but it is people who get married to young that run into problems. What seeled the deal for me, was after having a great time with her...I woke up in her house...and she had this big breakfast made for me. Myself being from an Italian background food is most important. ![]() |
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Variety IS the only way to go....
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rockin tha trailerpark
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Fuck it.
I'm making it my mission in life.....to fuck atleast 5 whores & 5 sluts, in every country around the globe. With the exception of the african continent (possibly south africa though). I begin my mission next month. Fuck having a girlfriend......its too much trouble & guys end up being whipped bitchs. I've heard way too much about "investing" in relationships etc. Fuck that. I don't even invest in the stock market.....if i can't trust the dow jones.....i sure as fuck ain't gonna trust the clam-jones. ![]()
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^^^good post pr0, at least you've come to your senses
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