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PornMD · 05-08-2009, 11:05 PM

Ran into someone named Minnie Berger on Twitter which made me laugh. Thinking back to when I had the day job in the RE appraisal industry, the two names that made me laugh the most were Johnny Beans (a WOMAN even) and a Randy Semen (yes, even spelled that way!). What are some that you've run across?

Lycanthrope · 05-08-2009, 11:44 PM

I honestly knew a Michael Hunt. He never did use "Mike" again after that Porky's movie.
There was a Barb Wier or Weir (but pronounced Wire) in high school.
My friend's wife worked for the school board and she always came home with some good names... most notably the brothers lemongello and orangello (lemon jello, orange jello) I knew a Richard Ramirez, we had fun with that...

Calico Jack · 05-08-2009, 11:53 PM

In high school one of the home economics (cooking) teachers was Miss Quiche and one of the agiculture teachers was Mr Lamb. I have also met someone with the name Richard (Dick) Head. What were his parents thinking???

PornMD · 05-08-2009, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Calico Jack

In high school one of the home economics (cooking) teachers was Miss Quiche and one of the agiculture teachers was Mr Lamb. I have also met someone with the name Richard (Dick) Head. What were his parents thinking???

Ah yea, lol...I think one of my friends once said he had an uncle named Richard Head...that'd be impossible to live with. Hell, Head as last name is bad enough with toilet commonly referred to as the head, lol.

I remember in high school one of my Spanish teachers was pregnant and had told the class what she was going to name her upcoming son, and thank god for her that she was a high school teacher because us high school boys figured out immediately that her son's initials were going to be ASS, lol.

fris · 05-08-2009, 11:58 PM

guy at our school's name was harry dicks

nosey · 05-09-2009, 12:04 AM

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guy at our school's name was harry dicks

Jack Frost · 05-09-2009, 01:48 AM

There's a guy at a recruitment agencycalled Richard Weed.
http://www.preludeselection.co.uk/re...nt-agency.html

anna28s · 05-09-2009, 02:56 AM

Peter Anus

tabasco · 05-09-2009, 04:13 AM

Roby · 05-09-2009, 06:42 AM

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Peter Anus

CDSmith · 05-09-2009, 06:48 AM

Ophelia Offenhauser.

She was a chick that lived just outside of the city in the same town as my brother's girlfriend.

martinsc · 05-09-2009, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

guy at our school's name was harry dicks

SexualDragon · 05-09-2009, 07:04 AM

I have know a couple of people with the last name of butt and fag

JA$ON · 05-09-2009, 07:15 AM

Had a client yrs ago named Ronald McDonald. I tried to call him Ron so I wouldnt laugh when I asked for him by name, but he and his secretary always corected me. I think he knew it made people chuckle and he dug it

Hank_Heartland · 05-09-2009, 07:16 AM

I knew a guy name Herb Faggot...was always hard to keep a straight face when he was called on in a meeting

candyflip · 05-09-2009, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

guy at our school's name was harry dicks

I went to school with two girls and their dad's name was Harry Dick.

John-ACWM · 05-09-2009, 07:21 AM

LOL harry dicks,who can pronounce that with a serious face

CDSmith · 05-09-2009, 07:26 AM

At the hospital I worked at there was a Dr Morley Slutsky.

Was always a hoot whenever he was paged overhead.

fris · 05-09-2009, 09:15 AM

also a kid at our school I played on the baseball team with was named david hore (pronounced whore). and his mom was the secretary, always funny calling her mrs. whore.

Bored · 05-09-2009, 09:20 AM

I did data entry a few years back and always used to run into Mr. Pickle
I love Mr. Pickle

Agent 488 · 05-09-2009, 09:26 AM

dick wartz.

TyroneGoldberg · 05-09-2009, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by John-ACWM

LOL harry dicks,who can pronounce that with a serious face

that's got to be tough as a kid.

people when naming your kids, think of the abuse they'll endure.

Bob: name's bob, bob jones
harry: harry, harry dicks
bob:

harry:

Scott McD · 05-09-2009, 10:24 AM

seeandsee · 05-09-2009, 10:47 AM

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Babaganoosh · 05-09-2009, 11:21 AM

Jeffery Faggot (seriously, was a hospital administrator)
Happy Lee - Friend of mine
Phillip McCann
The old NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle always cracked me up.

prezzz · 05-09-2009, 12:37 PM

st0ned · 05-09-2009, 12:47 PM

I went to school with a Michael Hunt, of course everyone called him Mike. Mike Hunt = My Cunt.

JD · 05-09-2009, 01:12 PM

Dick Army

CrazyHunk · 05-09-2009, 01:12 PM

I heard this name once. sukhdeep

Manowar · 05-09-2009, 01:51 PM

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Quagmire · 05-09-2009, 03:55 PM

I used to send documents to a lady in Victoria BC. Her name was Joy Hole.\
I presently work with a guy named Richard Gaybun

PornMD · 05-09-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Phillip McCann

LOL had to say it to understand it but that's a good one. Dick Trickle's a good one too.

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Originally Posted by John-ACWM

LOL harry dicks,who can pronounce that with a serious face

Given how many people are last name Cox, there's gotta be a bunch of Harry Cox around.

D Ghost · 05-09-2009, 04:41 PM

LOL @ Stu Pidass and Willie Stroker haha

Horny Joe · 05-09-2009, 04:49 PM

Some norwegian military men went to USA for some excercise.. It was lt. Ås (mean "hill") and lt. Sørås (neans south hill), perfectly normal norwegian names. When called for on the speaker system at the aiport they had now become Mr. Ass and Mr. Soarass!

CyberHustler · 05-09-2009, 04:52 PM

Dixie Normous

05-08-2009, 11:05 PM	#1
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