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05-08-2009, 02:13 AM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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I need to find a new girl [thats not a slut/stripper/whore] :o)
I recently took a pretty savage moral inventory of my life. I felt bad for about 10 minutes & then i laughed....realizing just how great my life actually is.
Anyways..... I realized the women i was hanging out with, well lets just say they weren't even casual/pseudo-girlfriend material. I like most people....find my "mates" through my circle of friends. Well over the past 10 years my "circle of friends" has consisted mainly of pornographers, strippers, cokeheads, evil businessmen with no ethics etc. Lets just say the girls I met through this circle of "REALLY AWESOME PEOPLE" turned out to be huge whores. Needless to say I've been a big fan of "safe sex" & I've only actually felt comfortable enough to make out with like 4-5 women I've been with over the past decade  (Dodging the dreaded herps!)Anyways I've realized that while these types of girls are SO MUCH FUCKING FUN to hang out with.....I'm never going to bring any of them to meet my family (ever) it seems like. So where do i start looking for the "good girl". Or do i abandon all hope & try to turn a stripper into a housewife?  I know lots of you adult-biz professional guys out there in your 30's/40's & 50's got some tips for me. Lets have eM!  Just to clarify. Evil rich businessmen with no ethics & sluts are my favorite people in the world. I hope that didn't come out the wrong way.....because seriously, you guys are like my Babe Ruth.../Hunter S. Thompson's & Thomas Jefferson's.....i got nothing but love for ya!
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05-08-2009, 03:39 AM
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alot of girls that seem easy actually just want to settle down as well ...
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05-08-2009, 04:09 AM
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Check the background first before leading to something on both of you.
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05-08-2009, 04:37 AM
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Its easy to find girl like that, keep on looking for
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05-08-2009, 05:08 AM
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You hate their sluts and the evil businessmen who enslaves them otherwise you love of them sluts all like'em Thomas Jefferson's & Babe Ruth slopperty DiCk..
///JK
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05-08-2009, 05:10 AM
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good women don't exist, they are all snakes</bitter>
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05-08-2009, 05:12 AM
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05-08-2009, 05:12 AM
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the solution is to kill yourself and leave all your assets to me.
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05-08-2009, 05:27 AM
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Viva la vulva!
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05-08-2009, 05:36 AM
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1. Get a job at a bank .. u meet lots of girls there and u get to know them pretty dam well too ...
2. Look for environments were girls are not in the "super-porn-whore-mind-set" ... my dad would say go to church for good girls but I can't stand churches.... so I would say u could try going back to college to hunt down some "nice girls" 3. Run an adwords campaign .. u know about that don't u?? 7. Buy huge ass billboards and advertise urself as a young-rich porn entrepreneur who wants to find a "wife-material" girl .. 9. I am going to sleep now.. bye... 
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05-08-2009, 05:40 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Go grocery shopping.
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05-08-2009, 05:42 AM
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Judge Jury and Executioner
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Yooo bro, use your dating contacts :P nah seriously you would need to start asking "ordinary" girls out or invite them to parties etc. Actually something like match.com isn't that bad, myspace and facebook, look around you and see what there is.
Or just go bananas with whores and strippers for 10 more years :D
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05-08-2009, 05:44 AM
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I need a beer
 
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Go to church,they give the best head
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05-08-2009, 05:51 AM
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Grocery Store, Gas Station, Gym, The Park, etc.
Or I could sell you a dating membership. :D |
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05-08-2009, 05:56 AM
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You don't have any friends or family that can set you up on some blind dates?
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05-08-2009, 05:56 AM
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Amateur Pimpin
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Spunky has a valid point
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05-08-2009, 07:10 AM
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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I think what you are actually going through is the realization that you have no plan for succession after you are gone. Steve Lightspeed has a son that can eventually run the business should he choose to do so...
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05-08-2009, 07:16 AM
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Make sure you look at the food she's buying too. It'll tell you alot about her and make it easy to start a conversation.
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05-08-2009, 07:21 AM
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try online dating?
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05-08-2009, 07:21 AM
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the vicious cycle continues !
For the first time in my Adult carreer I'm finally with a mature women (over 21 years of age)., that is in no way affiliated with this industry in any way shape or form. ... I am so fuckin bored of life it's not even funny anymore .. i don't have a single bad thing to say about my women, she's awesome, a good freind, respectful ..etc ... I'm just so damn bored cus there is apsolutely no drama ! ... Start something up and it's all cleared up and forgotten within 15 minutes .. give me back my hos !!! Pro my friend, i' ve known you for a few years .. Hos bro, they're what brings color into ur otherwise boring life .. LOL Walk away from that and say bye bye to fun
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05-08-2009, 07:42 AM
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Hmm
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I'm afraid It won't be easy
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05-08-2009, 07:57 AM
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i love whores
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05-08-2009, 08:54 AM
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Rebel Girl
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cant turn a whore into a housewife.
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05-08-2009, 08:57 AM
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05-08-2009, 08:58 AM
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Work Work Work
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05-08-2009, 08:59 AM
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05-08-2009, 09:09 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Stop looking. Wait for her to find you.
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05-08-2009, 09:14 AM
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Maybe find someone business minded?
An entrepreuneur type chick? or someone on the other side of porn...
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05-08-2009, 09:16 AM
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and I'm assuming if he's "living the life"... and a normal chick in jeans and a t-shirt and some flip flops comes up and says hi.. He's going to pay more attention to the stripper/whore chick.. So maybe opening your options to the more "normal" females around you....
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05-08-2009, 09:16 AM
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Good luck with that! Like the blind leading the blind in here LOL
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05-08-2009, 09:25 AM
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Pounding Googlebot
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Let me know what you find buddy... Its slim pickins.
WG
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05-08-2009, 09:30 AM
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“My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit” ~ Jerry Hall
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05-08-2009, 09:46 AM
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Church...
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05-08-2009, 09:49 AM
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05-08-2009, 09:52 AM
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05-08-2009, 10:31 AM
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Troll Patrol
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Why don't you click some of your own dating links, practice what you preach.
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05-08-2009, 10:53 AM
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I AM WEB 2.0
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pr0 my brother i wouldnt worry about it to much i get those feelings sometimes like im "looking for more" but life is just a journey, the greatest things in life come along when you least expect it, and since that is out of our control may as well sit back and enjoy the ride.
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05-08-2009, 10:54 AM
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Pr0 - you know the deal, girls are for fun not to bring home to mamma Pro! Have fun and send them home. The moment you get weak and keep one around, you'll pay for it!
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05-08-2009, 10:54 AM
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Meow Meow!!!
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ROFL back in my single days when my roommate and i would go out people would get the wrong impression about me because i work in the adult industry and miss innocent dental assistant would be classifield as a good girl little do these guys know she is a god damn pimp. you just never know.
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05-08-2009, 11:03 AM
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Pr0
Took me 40 yrs to meet my soul mate. I fought the urge to be with her for a while because while she is NOT a pron star she is STILL in this business. That was something I swore I would NEVER do again. But you know what? She surprised the hell out of this old man. She also saved my life and proved to me she was who she said she was. She walked the walk, and is still talkin that talk! Aaliyah I love you soooooo much! |
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05-08-2009, 11:23 AM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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that could be true! they're looking for self improvementi was thinking about a cooking class or something simple |
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05-08-2009, 11:27 AM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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1) Showing up to cancer remission groups (thank god im alive, lets fuck!) 2) Showing up to NA meetings (I'm off the smack, lets fuck!) 3) Sex addicts anonymous (too fucking easy) No more "groups" with lonely, impressionable young women |
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05-08-2009, 11:36 AM
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I married a slut!!!!
I took a whole different route, I married a slut!!!! SHANNON RUSH (GREAT and TRUSTWORTHY GIRL, JUST A PORNSTAR/SLUT!!!)
Of all my married freinds, I'm the only one who's truely happy. They all married the "Good Girls" Good girls who cheated on them, fucked them over, raked them over the coals in one way or another and give them tons of shit on a daily basis. On top of that, they don't have sex very often and anal or 3 ways are out of the question. If my married freinds even look at another girl they get the eveil eye at bare minimum. My wife just told me to start doing POV scenes for the additional cash if I want. Watch out what you wish for ...because you just might get it!!
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rockin tha trailerpark
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I like the bad girls....the goth chicks, the fuck up's & the cokeheads. I should just go with it.....fuck changing myself & settling down Thanks for the inspiration VidVicious & Zman!
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05-08-2009, 12:51 PM
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Well actually, you don't have to settle. Even if you wanna settle down. BTW: I didn't say that crazy ass coke snortin' bee-otches were the way to go. Been there done that and they are a big ball of stress "I rather have a bible thumpin' christian girl and never get laid than go back to crazy coke head bitches." I'm talkin' about a sex beast, addicted to cock/not coke!!!!
Try to find a slut who is on a bit more even keel than that if possible. Then again, I may have gotten really lucky.
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email: zmaster (at) earthlink.net ICQ: 196678616 ZMASTER One less god!!! I contend that we are both an atheist. I just belive in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. |
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05-08-2009, 01:38 PM
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lol
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mail order one
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