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Old 05-30-2009, 06:22 PM   #51
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Don't forget to take the giblits out if fucking one purchased from the supermarket
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Old 05-30-2009, 06:25 PM   #52
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Don't forget to take the giblits out if fucking one purchased from the supermarket
There are two trains of thought on this subject.

Some would say it gives a more realistic cervix like feeling if they're left inside.
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Old 05-30-2009, 07:08 PM   #53
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On a separate but related subject:



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Old 05-30-2009, 07:12 PM   #54
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oh my

Last time I tried to fuck a lobster, it busted a claw out of the rubber band and pinched the crap out of my hand.

I couldn't even find a hole to fuck after that.
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Old 05-30-2009, 07:20 PM   #55
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There are two trains of thought on this subject.

Some would say it gives a more realistic cervix like feeling if they're left inside.
Good Point

Butter Basting the ring also makes for a more enjoyable experience
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Old 05-30-2009, 08:37 PM   #56
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Old 05-30-2009, 08:45 PM   #58
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oh my

Last time I tried to fuck a lobster, it busted a claw out of the rubber band and pinched the crap out of my hand.

I couldn't even find a hole to fuck after that.
That's precisely why you should only let chicks/GILFS with removable dentures give you blowjobs.

These will do in a pinch (sorry for the pinch reference given your past experience):



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Old 06-01-2009, 07:10 PM   #59
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That's precisely why you should only let chicks/GILFS with removable dentures give you blowjobs.

These will do in a pinch (sorry for the pinch reference given your past experience):



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Thanks for the link.

I ordered some of these to use with my buddies.
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