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BFT3K · 05-29-2009, 09:34 PM

C'mon, be honest....

2012 · 05-29-2009, 09:35 PM

no but I fingered a giraffe

Lycanthrope · 05-29-2009, 09:36 PM

A chick (human female) with skinny legs and no ass is as close as I have come.

brassmonkey · 05-29-2009, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K

C'mon, be honest....

pornocruto · 05-29-2009, 09:42 PM

Only on days ending in Y...

Spunky · 05-29-2009, 09:46 PM

I prefer to roast them

mmcfadden · 05-29-2009, 09:49 PM

never fucked a chicken... I've choked the chicken, spanked the monkey and most notably freed the whales...

oh... you were referring to my skinny inny ex... yes then... fucked alot of chickens

never

BFT3K · 05-29-2009, 09:50 PM

You ever post a thread topic on GFY and just know, this is a subject everyone can relate to? Well, then you know how I feel about this; the chicken fucker topic. It's totally irresistable, and you know it! You HAVE to post a reply... unless you're a fag!

05-29-2009, 10:01 PM

Not today.

2012 · 05-29-2009, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K

You ever post a thread topic on GFY and just know, this is a subject everyone can relate to? Well, then you know how I feel about this; the chicken fucker topic. It's totally irresistable, and you know it! You HAVE to post a reply... unless you're a fag!

does it count if it's just a frozen breast you heated up a little in the microwave ?

CrkMStanz · 05-29-2009, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

You HAVE to post a reply... unless you're a fag!

by this logic

i am replying

guess you were right

( <---- never fucked a chicken )

onwebcam · 05-29-2009, 10:08 PM

Chicken Head?

LeRoy · 05-29-2009, 10:20 PM

I went to an AA meeting many moons ago...

There was this guy who was talkin about it. He was havin a hard time dealing with it at the time. He was cryin and weepin about it. Goin on and on.

Then this other guy from across the room says "Did your chicken die?"

I'm like WTF and turned around to the guy and he just went nuts. Ballin even more.

LiveDose · 05-29-2009, 10:20 PM

No but I've fucked girls with chicken legs...

martinsc · 05-29-2009, 10:26 PM

420 · 05-29-2009, 11:18 PM

CrkMStanz · 05-30-2009, 12:26 AM

strangly enough I do have an old VHS with a scene of a guy fucking a chicken

some Swedish farm thing

just too weird for me...

fallenmuffin · 05-30-2009, 12:35 AM

Instantly reminded me of that news story about a woman leaving her husband after she came home to find him pleasuring a chicken, lol.

Slap Dot · 05-30-2009, 12:48 AM

Yes. All the time.

Octopus · 05-30-2009, 02:13 AM

It's my favorite choice!!!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-30-2009, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by CrkMStanz

strangly enough I do have an old VHS with a scene of a guy fucking a chicken

some Swedish farm thing

just too weird for me...

yet you hold onto thre tape for "sentimental reasons" correct?

Just man up and fuck the god damn chicken already, get out of the fucking closet dude...

ExLust · 05-30-2009, 03:51 AM

I only eat them.

BFT3K · 05-30-2009, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy

I went to an AA meeting many moons ago...

There was this guy who was talkin about it. He was havin a hard time dealing with it at the time. He was cryin and weepin about it. Goin on and on.

Then this other guy from across the room says "Did your chicken die?"

I'm like WTF and turned around to the guy and he just went nuts. Ballin even more.

Are you sure it was an AA meeting, and not a CFA meeting (chicken fuckers annonymous)?

fris · 05-30-2009, 08:17 AM

that info is classified, and need to know only, eyes only

Cyber Fucker · 05-30-2009, 08:22 AM

I've always prefered to eat them

brassmonkey · 05-30-2009, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

rob zombie is a weird mutha

weird movie

CaptainHowdy · 05-30-2009, 12:12 PM

Someday... who knows?

seeandsee · 05-30-2009, 12:14 PM

i see that coming like tv show

BFT3K · 05-30-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Someday... who knows?

MaDalton · 05-30-2009, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

i love that movie - it's sick

John-ACWM · 05-30-2009, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I prefer to roast them

seems to be the best time spent with a chicken.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-30-2009, 01:20 PM

It was an accident, I swear...

Accidental 3-ways don't count, right?

This thread is foul...

ADG

BFT3K · 05-30-2009, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

yet you hold onto thre tape for "sentimental reasons" correct?

Just man up and fuck the god damn chicken already, get out of the fucking closet dude...

WOW!

brassmonkey · 05-30-2009, 01:34 PM

im about to fuck up a chicken now eat that is lol!!

BFT3K · 05-30-2009, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

It was an accident, I swear...

Accidental 3-ways don't count, right?

Accident my ass!

You knew the chicken was in there!

C'mon, be honest...

SomeCreep · 05-30-2009, 01:50 PM

Vagisil · 05-30-2009, 01:56 PM

no but i held one down as someone else slit its throat before dinner...

u-Bob · 05-30-2009, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

no but I fingered a giraffe

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-30-2009, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vagisil

no but i held one down as someone else slit its throat before dinner...

Reading your post, I immediately thought of Sarah Palin's turkey interview:

BTW, I visited an Aunt's dairy farm when I was a kid, where they also raised chickens, and it's true - chickens really can run around after their heads are cut off (pretty bizarre sight for a city kid)...

ADG

BFT3K · 05-30-2009, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

The Fleshlight guys are getting nervous....

That is just so wrong!

Maybe it's just a weird meat thermometer?

420 · 05-30-2009, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

I don't know about this method. You could catch salmonella on your cock.

Perhaps it'd be wise if the bird was roasted for 2 hours in a 325 degree oven prior to insertion.

CrkMStanz · 05-30-2009, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

yet you hold onto thre tape for "sentimental reasons" correct?

Just man up and fuck the god damn chicken already, get out of the fucking closet dude...

ROFL

naw... just freinds with some guys that owned adult rental places for years - and people would bring them all kinds of weird shit on tape not meant for public consumption.

and I just happen to be an obsessive compulsive collector

so there it sits

no chicken fuckin' fer me

we all had some good laughs tho

halfpint · 05-30-2009, 03:09 PM

I fucked an osterich once. I had to chase it around a field for ages before the fucker would let me mount. Im still not sure weather it was a male or female to this day.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-30-2009, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

I fucked an osterich once. I had to chase it around a field for ages before the fucker would let me mount. Im still not sure weather it was a male or female to this day.

Find one like this, and then sneak up on it...

Save your energy for the sexy time!

ADG

420 · 05-30-2009, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

I fucked an osterich once. I had to chase it around a field for ages before the fucker would let me mount. Im still not sure weather it was a male or female to this day.

At first I read this as "before the fucker would mount me". That made the next line much funnier.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-30-2009, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

I don't know about this method. You could catch salmonella on your cock.

Perhaps it'd be wise if the bird was roasted for 2 hours in a 325 degree oven prior to insertion.

You seem to have really thought this one over - or perhaps you have experience.

ADG

420 · 05-30-2009, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

You seem to have really thought this one over - or perhaps you have experience.

ADG

The chicken pictured above is no american chicken. The birds here have gaping over used cavities.

We had to develop a trick where we bone the neck hole instead.

P.S. If you sprinkle a little pepper inside before roasting it makes for a lovely dick tingling sensation.

CurrentlySober · 05-30-2009, 06:12 PM

No... But I fucked the colonel...

brassmonkey · 05-30-2009, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K

The Fleshlight guys are getting nervous....

That is just so wrong!

Maybe it's just a weird meat thermometer?

fucking a dead chicken

420 · 05-30-2009, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

fucking a dead chicken

Did you read the whole thread? Its important that the dead chicken is cooked properly to avoid any food born illnesses getting to your penis.

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