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CunningStunt · 06-10-2009, 10:17 PM

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Outside Bristol Zoo there is a carpark where cars and coaches
can park. There was also a nice bloke with a hat and ticket machine
charging cars £1 and coaches £5.This parking attendent worked there for
about 25 years , then one day didn't turn up for work...Ho hum say Bristol
Zoo management- Better phone up Bristol City Council and get them to send
a new parking attendant......

Er no say the Council...That car park is your responsibility...Er no say
Bristol Zoo the attendant was employed by you wasn't he....Er NO!!!!

Sitting in his villa in Spain is bloke who had been taking the car park
takings for Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years... at up to £400 a day

bufferover · 06-10-2009, 10:20 PM

haha good one :D

Socks · 06-10-2009, 10:21 PM

That sir, is a Cunning Stunt.

CunningStunt · 06-10-2009, 10:39 PM

I wish I'd thought of it. There sure as hell isn't any easy money in porn these days, not that I can work out anyway.

Zorgman · 06-11-2009, 12:28 AM

I have a cunning plan....

martinsc · 06-11-2009, 12:34 AM

sexandcash · 06-11-2009, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

That sir, is a Cunning Stunt.

um, word

what a smart fuck
tax free and just gets to put the cold hard cash directly in his pocket, with everyone thinking he's that other guy's employee-let them handle him

I take my hat off to him...

papill0n · 06-11-2009, 02:00 AM

lol surprised this doesnt happen more

what an awesome story!

Farang · 06-11-2009, 02:08 AM

Smart fella lol

seeandsee · 06-11-2009, 02:17 AM

what a smart ass

voa · 06-11-2009, 04:43 AM

Thanks for giving us some idea for making money

u-Bob · 06-11-2009, 05:29 AM

hehe

Manowar · 06-11-2009, 05:32 AM

legendary story, i wonder if its true

gornyhuy · 06-11-2009, 05:51 AM

I wonder if that is a crime?!

Spunky · 06-11-2009, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

I wonder if that is a crime?!

Sure ,it's fraud .wonder if he paid taxes

Nicolas · 06-11-2009, 06:01 AM

hehe

alias · 06-11-2009, 06:03 AM

It really is all about the angles.

Nicky · 06-11-2009, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

That sir, is a Cunning Stunt.

kmanrox · 06-11-2009, 06:23 AM

sounds like a felony to me heh

tiger · 06-11-2009, 08:41 AM

Brilliant!

96ukssob · 06-11-2009, 08:44 AM

a few years ago some guy was trying to sell parking to park next my apt complex in Marina del Rey for the 4th of July. they were charging you to leave the lot, not to enter and this guy had up a sign to park for $20. he probably got at least 20+ people in the short time he was there before someone busted him

idiots

Arnjen · 06-11-2009, 08:48 AM

LLOOLLZZ this scam happens a lot in u.k.

woj · 06-11-2009, 08:51 AM

JFK · 06-11-2009, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias

It really is all about the angles.

indeed it IS

Twistys Tim · 06-11-2009, 08:54 AM

I remember a few years ago I when I was working as a freelance photog, I was waiting for the job I was working on, and this 'homeless' guy turns up and sits down on the ground. This was outside the ACC in Toronto, and Elton John was playing a show. The guy starts talking to me, and tells me that he is on disability benefits and has a two bedroom apartment with his wife -- and he does the 'homeless' thing for some extra money. I kinda ignored him, but when the crowds started coming out after the show had finished people were handing cash over to him like crazy! He had a sign that said something like 'homeless and hungry' and people were giving him $5 ,$10, and $20s left right and centre. He must have made about $200 in about 10 minutes easily. I was thinking -- I am standing here with almost $10k worth of camera equipment, trying to get a shot of Elton and his husband that I MIGHT be able top sell for $200 if I am lucky, and this guy is clearing up pretending to be homeless. What a racket...!

pornguy · 06-11-2009, 09:09 AM

How much do you think the beggers on the corner in the US make?? they average 1 dollar per light change and most lights change about 22 to 30 times in an hour.

Tax free.

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