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07-26-2009, 06:59 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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WTF? Too lazy to date online? Outsource your shit
This company handles all our online dating tasks--profile maintenance etc http://www.doneforyoudating.com/
WTF?! Do you guys think there's a market for this...  Here's a video message from the founder explaining WHY THE FUCK would anyone use this... |
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07-26-2009, 06:59 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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07-26-2009, 07:02 PM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Thanks Juicy, my prayers haver been answered, all I have to do is get laid now
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07-26-2009, 07:45 PM
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Pounding Googlebot
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Can they handle the actual chores of dating / maintenence and just let me know when its time to get laid? That would free up so much of my time.
WG
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07-26-2009, 07:55 PM
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So Fucking Fabulous
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Location: Indiana
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fucking sweet! do they handle the break ups and dinner with her parents and such too after the first few dates?
"um yeah sorry jane i can't make it tonight but i'm sending you this asian guy for you to introduce in my place to your folks.. but come over after and we'll have sex"
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07-26-2009, 08:48 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: portland, OR
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Here is what I want from a service like this.
I want them to pick her up, take her to a nice place for dinner and take her somewhere she wants to go. Be attentive and listen to her. Care about her and enjoy conversation with her. Then slowly seduce her. Once she is on all fours, naked on the bed I'll run in, pump her hard for about 2 minutes, pull out and cum on her back then run back out of the room. The dating service can apologize for me cumming so fast, get her cleaned up and get her home. What do you think they will charge for this. ;) |
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07-26-2009, 08:58 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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07-27-2009, 12:51 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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"It can take weeks of your time just to arrange one date. Besides, you don't want to deal with the frustration of conversations that go nowhere, the endless waiting, or the sting of rejection. We take the hits and do the hard work for you"
I love this!!!!! |
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07-27-2009, 12:58 PM
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Confirmed User
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Location: Michigan
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Lets face it, if you're dating online chances are you DO HAVE LOTS OF FREE TIME since you aren't getting nagged by a chick or cleaning your house to impress anyone. Useless service.
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07-27-2009, 01:03 PM
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emperor of my world
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07-27-2009, 02:38 PM
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isn't it a fake?
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07-27-2009, 02:46 PM
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I thought this would be a link to Tim Ferris... he did it first, half as a joke but it worked
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07-27-2009, 02:50 PM
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aliasx
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Donkey penis seeks 18F for 1 year term [on the side] relationship. Who do I call?
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07-27-2009, 03:45 PM
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Confirmed User
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That cracked me up! LOL
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07-27-2009, 04:21 PM
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that shit works, I have so much more free time now
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07-27-2009, 04:49 PM
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Sick Fuck
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I buy hookers.
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07-27-2009, 04:50 PM
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Confirmed User
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this is great idea for escorts.. arranging dates for immediate needs
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