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Machete_ · 08-01-2009, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Due

New cars is also cleaner and cause less pollution, so if you do not do this you are the reason we will see global warming..Thanks a lot!

you have GOT to be kidding?
Do you REALLY think buying a new car helps save the enviroment?
How much less fuel do you think the new car needs to use, before you are at the same level that it cost to produce a new car?

You know they dont just magicly conjure a car out of thin air?

Raf1 · 08-01-2009, 04:01 AM

this thread made me laugh for so many reasons

Due · 08-01-2009, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by KrisH

you have GOT to be kidding?
Do you REALLY think buying a new car helps save the enviroment?
How much less fuel do you think the new car needs to use, before you are at the same level that it cost to produce a new car?

You know they dont just magicly conjure a car out of thin air?

If you don't buy the cars the dealers go out of business.
If they go out of business they stop buying porn.
If you have no job and can't look at porn then there is nothing left to do. Many will start smoking crack and become criminals, so buy a car and the crime rate will go down AND you help the environment.

Is that really so difficult to understand ? Someone should post the car to crack to robbery diagram in here

Anal Hobbit · 08-01-2009, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by KrisH

The sick part of that "for Clunkers program" is, that a lot of the people buy imported cars, so every time you get $4500 in rebates to buy a imported car, you send $4500 out of the country.

Every time you send money out of the contry, you put your own nation in to debt.
When you send $4500 out of the country, you need to make $4500 + interest back.

Which brings me to my next point.
If you are going to be using my tip and this system to make money and resell for profits DO NOT BUY AMERICAN! They depreciate the moment the car leaves the lot. I shit you not.

Stick with Honda, Toyota even German brands. NOT AMERICAN...

If you are using this tip just to buy yourself a nice new car to have its ok. But if you are doing this to make money as I am and stocking up to sell later, ONLY NON-AMERICAN is the #1 rule..

Do not Buy American.

gmr324 · 08-01-2009, 10:31 AM

Should be interesting to see if the Senate passes the bump in funding

baddog · 08-01-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by gmr324

Should be interesting to see if the Senate passes the bump in funding

I will gain some faith if they block it.

DonovanTrent · 08-01-2009, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by gmr324

Should be interesting to see if the Senate passes the bump in funding

Should be interesting to see the dealership where Anal Hobbit supposedly pulled this scam (I'm skeptical) haul his ass into court when they're denied the $4500 from the program.

DWB · 08-01-2009, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TidalWave

Great. I love how you SCAMMED the tax payers, the government, and the dealership.
When the government goes over the paperwork and notices that you haven't owned the car for 1 year (if they ever do) they will decline the $4500 rebate to the dealership.

They will not check up on anything.

SCAM every government you can right now. SCAM every aspect of it. Get every credit card you can and max it out, buying gold and silver, and never pay it off. Fuck the system, it's all in a downward spiral and is going to collapse. If wall street and the biggest banks don't have to pay their debts back, neither do you.

Use their bullshit fucked up credit system to buy real tangible assets that you can buy/sell/trade at a later time.

Fuck 'em and feed 'em fish heads.

LiveDose · 08-01-2009, 12:42 PM

This program is so fucking stupid only the retards running this country would create such a thing.

GetSCORECash · 08-01-2009, 03:30 PM

I decided to go to Nissan today to take a look at the new GT R. It was packed!

Every sales person was with a client, and people were actually waiting to be attended.

Lot's of JEEP and Crown Victorias... being towed away from the dealership.

boneprone · 08-01-2009, 03:37 PM

boneprone · 08-01-2009, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash

I decided to go to Nissan today to take a look at the new GT R. It was packed!

Every sales person was with a client, and people were actually waiting to be attended.

Lot's of JEEP and Crown Victorias... being towed away from the dealership.

Yep this scam, uhh I mean Government Assistance program is really working.
The auto dealerships have NEVER been so packed in recent history.

Anal Hobbit is 100 percent on the level here.

triumph · 08-01-2009, 03:42 PM

I luv the Hobbit, your tips have been really helping me over the years. Internext Free Lunches, Free Escorts, etc... Luv you man.

Gnus · 08-01-2009, 03:49 PM

I find it hard to believe you got that. We traded our 1999 Ford Explorer Sport in with the Cash for Clunkers and we had to verify that it was registered for over a year and that we had insurance on it for over a year. The dealer wanted documentation to the fact. We got 3500 from cash for clunkers and dodge gave us 4500 additional in rebates for a total of 8K. We walked out with a 20,400 dollar car for 12,500 that includes tax, title and license plus we got it simonized. We bought a 2009 Dodge Caliber SXT.

Gary

boneprone · 08-01-2009, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Gnus

I find it hard to believe you got that. We traded our 1999 Ford Explorer Sport in with the Cash for Clunkers and we had to verify that it was registered for over a year and that we had insurance on it for over a year. The dealer wanted documentation to the fact. We got 3500 from cash for clunkers and dodge gave us 4500 additional in rebates for a total of 8K. We walked out with a 20,400 dollar car for 12,500 that includes tax, title and license plus we got it simonized. We bought a 2009 Dodge Caliber SXT.

Gary

You are bragging about that? The Dealer ripped you off man.
You could have gotten it cheaper.

4500.00 is what they are allowed. If they only gave you 3500.00 off I wouldnt brag and doubt the Anal Hobbit who knows the ins and outs of this program. He was doing this BEFORE you guys even heard about the program and working it.

Ive already bought 3 junkyard cars, forged the papers and the dealer really doesnt know how to do the check that well. This is new. They are more intrested in getting something sold to you than trying to find reasons why they cant.

I assure you this system works.

last i heard Anal Hobbit was on car #8.. FOR THE DAY!

With that said congrats on the car. More proof that people are using the system.

HandballJim · 08-01-2009, 07:22 PM

Not sure you get your news from but fox news and cnn said all day that this program is going on up to this weekend...and that it ends unless they get more billions from the government. So if you going to run this scam you better do it on Sunday...otherwise you might have a bunch of junk cars that you will need to pay a tow truck to get rid of them that will end up costing you more money.

I was tempted to run out and turn in my 2000 toyota corolla for a 2009. Then I realized why am going to rush and spend money because the government wants us too. The recession issues does not currently affect me, and in NY the housing market is still top dollar. So don't spend your fucking money...let prices come down more. I want to buy something when we really have good deals.

DVTimes · 08-01-2009, 07:27 PM

mabe i should have used my site for cars.

www.skrapcars.com

Anal Hobbit · 08-02-2009, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by HandballJim

Not sure you get your news from but fox news and cnn said all day that this program is going on up to this weekend...and that it ends unless they get more billions from the government. So if you going to run this scam you better do it on Sunday...otherwise you might have a bunch of junk cars that you will need to pay a tow truck to get rid of them that will end up costing you more money.

I was tempted to run out and turn in my 2000 toyota corolla for a 2009. Then I realized why am going to rush and spend money because the government wants us too. The recession issues does not currently affect me, and in NY the housing market is still top dollar. So don't spend your fucking money...let prices come down more. I want to buy something when we really have good deals.

Wrong.
http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/mar...ded-cash-runs/

And I bought 6 clunkers today. Traded in 3 of them for 4500.00 and sold one car for 12k that I paid 9k for today.

Easy fucking money.

Anal Hobbit · 08-02-2009, 12:44 AM

Tomorrow I have to buyers lined up for a Kia and a civic.

Ill make 8k in profit in 48 hours. More in the following week.

PROFIT......

Mr. Billy · 08-02-2009, 01:04 AM

I don't think they should have singled out car buyers to receive a stimulus check while the rest of us get nothing. Doing an auto buyback program for smog is one thing, but simply giving three or four thousand dollars to someone to trade in old SUV's that they should have known better than to buy in the first place is a slap in the face to the other taxpayers who could use the money to live on.

Mr. Billy · 08-02-2009, 01:07 AM

BTW Anal Hobbit maybe Don La Pre's people can hook up with you and you can do an infomercial to make some money off your system.

boneprone · 08-02-2009, 10:26 AM

OK so this morning I actually had a problem with a dealer. I took my 200.00 clunker i bought from the junkyard. It was leaking mass oil. I had to buy TWO CASES of oil to keep in the trunk and add a quart every 20 mins shit you not it was leaking sooooo bad!

I went to a dealer to trade it in took 90 mins of negotiation to get the new car I was going to buy. They ran the checks and said no they cant take this car. I left and literally left maybe 3 quarts of oil in the parking space! (thats a shit load of oil and very dangerous)

I went to the dealer across the street just for the hell of it and to make a long story short they took it. For some reason they only gave me 3500.00 for it, still not bad since I paid 200.00 for it at the junkyard and about 200.00 worth of oil (which is in the streets of portland oregon)

Thanks Anal Hobbit. I didnt give up and it works. I just need to get rid of two more clukers today and im set!

HandballJim · 08-02-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Wrong.
http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/mar...ded-cash-runs/

And I bought 6 clunkers today. Traded in 3 of them for 4500.00 and sold one car for 12k that I paid 9k for today.

Easy fucking money.

The article stated "It now moves on to the Senate, where the extension could be approved by the middle of next week." So there is a small chance it won't get approved.

More power to you if you can get over with this scam, fuck I had free cable for years and live in an apt. for years of a deceast person to keep the rent controled under $600. They think I am his nephew. If you don't take advantage of the system someone else will.

Hey Hobbit, since I have a toyota corolla does it qualify as a gas guzzler cluncker?

Jarmusch · 08-02-2009, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by boneprone

For some reason they only gave me 3500.00 for it, still not bad since I paid 200.00 for it at the junkyard and about 200.00 worth of oil (which is in the streets of portland oregon)

Did you check the local newspaper for bike crashes due to oil spills?

TyroneGoldberg · 08-02-2009, 01:51 PM

Who do you plan on selling to? people are broke, people are not even making house payments, but you expect them to buy a car.

i just got trolled

Mr. Billy · 08-02-2009, 03:13 PM

That's not funny Tyrone! I'm on a MAC and every time I see your sig I think It's freezing up.

Spudstr · 08-02-2009, 03:17 PM

What a great way to get the auto makers paid. No bail out needed. Just this program.

Auto industry gets 3billion cash. AND they can keep and sell off the used cars they collect? what a great little scheme if they keep the cars.

Mr. Billy · 08-02-2009, 03:28 PM

Great move Boneprone!

I think this is how the guys at the top of the big corporations work it and they make the big bucks.

I'm going to case out my local wrecking yard tonight and be first in line tomorrow. Maybe even sleep out to insure my place in line. These clunkers may be moving out the door quickly.

I have one question though. I'm going to buy some extra oil today just in case. Do you recommend the more costly synthetic brands for this purpose? I hope the cheap stuff is ok.

seeandsee · 08-02-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63

You guys know he is joking, right?

no he got kia :D

BlackCrayon · 08-02-2009, 05:06 PM

Another fine tip from the Anal Hobbit!

Corona · 08-02-2009, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I will gain some faith if they block it.

It will never happen.

McCain says he is going to block it. Over the weekend the dealers will start calling and with something like 80% of car dealers being republicans, well even you can see how this is going to end.

C H R I S · 08-02-2009, 11:11 PM

Words of wisdom from AH..... Internext is coming up - No Bukkake Party planned (you only do this in Vegas?)

Anal Hobbit · 08-03-2009, 12:03 AM

yes bukkake parties only in vegas. the hotel in florida had me arrest a few years back and the place was really a mess after.

Hey guys, did anyone make some money today? I did! Been real busy.

boneprone · 08-03-2009, 08:37 AM

At Midnight last night I bought my 3rd brand new car with this cash for clunkers program.
I bought my very first hybrid! Kinda cool. Should be able to pick up some hippie bitches with this one.

Its amazing how smooth and quiet they run.

So thats three junkyard cars I bought. And three new cars I got for on avarage 4k off.

Plus they had all sorts of other rebates too. Great deal. Thanks Anal Hobbit!

tranza · 08-03-2009, 09:25 AM

Thta sounds pretty cool... you were very lucky!

the.drunk · 08-03-2009, 09:50 AM

i am going to try it

Deesnuts · 08-03-2009, 10:41 AM

not a bad idea

dank · 08-03-2009, 07:31 PM

Anyone know if the program got the 2 billion more in funds? I have a clunker in my garage worth about 300 bucks.

boneprone · 08-04-2009, 08:56 AM

http://money.cnn.com/2009/08/03/auto...ion=2009080318

its all in the senate. hope they dont kill such a great plan! And I hope they dont hear about the Anal Hobbit!

boneprone · 08-04-2009, 08:58 AM

heart warming story.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/08/03/clu...ins/index.html

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Mr. Billy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 467	I don't think they should have singled out car buyers to receive a stimulus check while the rest of us get nothing. Doing an auto buyback program for smog is one thing, but simply giving three or four thousand dollars to someone to trade in old SUV's that they should have known better than to buy in the first place is a slap in the face to the other taxpayers who could use the money to live on.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	OK so this morning I actually had a problem with a dealer. I took my 200.00 clunker i bought from the junkyard. It was leaking mass oil. I had to buy TWO CASES of oil to keep in the trunk and add a quart every 20 mins shit you not it was leaking sooooo bad! I went to a dealer to trade it in took 90 mins of negotiation to get the new car I was going to buy. They ran the checks and said no they cant take this car. I left and literally left maybe 3 quarts of oil in the parking space! (thats a shit load of oil and very dangerous) I went to the dealer across the street just for the hell of it and to make a long story short they took it. For some reason they only gave me 3500.00 for it, still not bad since I paid 200.00 for it at the junkyard and about 200.00 worth of oil (which is in the streets of portland oregon) Thanks Anal Hobbit. I didnt give up and it works. I just need to get rid of two more clukers today and im set! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 08-02-2009 at 10:27 AM..

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Mr. Billy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 467	Great move Boneprone! I think this is how the guys at the top of the big corporations work it and they make the big bucks. I'm going to case out my local wrecking yard tonight and be first in line tomorrow. Maybe even sleep out to insure my place in line. These clunkers may be moving out the door quickly. I have one question though. I'm going to buy some extra oil today just in case. Do you recommend the more costly synthetic brands for this purpose? I hope the cheap stuff is ok.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	At Midnight last night I bought my 3rd brand new car with this cash for clunkers program. I bought my very first hybrid! Kinda cool. Should be able to pick up some hippie bitches with this one. Its amazing how smooth and quiet they run. So thats three junkyard cars I bought. And three new cars I got for on avarage 4k off. Plus they had all sorts of other rebates too. Great deal. Thanks Anal Hobbit! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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08-04-2009, 08:56 AM	#89
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	http://money.cnn.com/2009/08/03/auto...ion=2009080318 its all in the senate. hope they dont kill such a great plan! And I hope they dont hear about the Anal Hobbit! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-04-2009, 08:58 AM	#90
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	heart warming story. http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/08/03/clu...ins/index.html __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.