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baddog · 08-08-2009, 03:37 PM

Apparently my, frog that has been barking like he is hungry, isn't as hungry as he let on. Now I have a mouse in his cage that will never live until I get back home. I can not just leave him in the cage as my house would reek by the time I get home. So, unless he gets munched on in the next few hours, I will have to eliminate him.

There are two options I can think of:

1. Wring his neck.
2. Put him in a mortar tube and send him to outer space.

Which way would you handle it?

L-Pink · 08-08-2009, 03:41 PM

Load him into a potato gun!

jaysmoke · 08-08-2009, 03:42 PM

Just run him over with that great lookin black Harley of yours ;)

born2blog · 08-08-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Load him into a potato gun!

lol and make sure to put the video on Youtube

baddog · 08-08-2009, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Load him into a potato gun!

Good idea, if I owned one.

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Originally Posted by born2blog

lol and make sure to put the video on Youtube

I considered a video but since I plan on doing it at night, I highly doubt he would show up (is a brown/black one, not white).

Libertine · 08-08-2009, 04:01 PM

How about just making it as quick and painless as possible?

Twig · 08-08-2009, 04:01 PM

mortar that bitch. Let him go out in style.

Brujah · 08-08-2009, 04:08 PM

dress him up like speedy gonzales and drop him off outside Home Depot

slapass · 08-08-2009, 04:08 PM

You have a frog that eats mice and no once thought to comment on that? is that a common thing?

baddog · 08-08-2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

How about just making it as quick and painless as possible?

Good idea . . .

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Originally Posted by Twig

mortar that bitch. Let him go out in style.

mortar it is.

baddog · 08-08-2009, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

dress him up like speedy gonzales and drop him off outside Home Depot

Boy, that is an excellent idea. Hire him out as day labor. Let him run cables.

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Originally Posted by slapass

You have a frog that eats mice and no once thought to comment on that? is that a common thing?

Doesn't everyone?

woj · 08-08-2009, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

How about just making it as quick and painless as possible?

shotgun blast?

Mr Pheer · 08-08-2009, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

That frog is about as fat as the desert toad I found in my backyard. I have no clue wtf it had been eating, but it looked to be eating well so I left it alone.

SexualDragon · 08-08-2009, 04:30 PM

microwave

baddog · 08-08-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SexualDragon

microwave

I really don't need that mess.

The Duck · 08-08-2009, 04:33 PM

Just let him go as quickly as possible.

Iron Fist · 08-08-2009, 04:34 PM

Get someone with high heels to stomp all over it and take lots of pics and put them on GFY...

You won't believe the sig views you'll get!

digifan · 08-08-2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I considered a video but since I plan on doing it at night, I highly doubt he would show up (is a brown/black one, not white).

You can paint it first.

Lycanthrope · 08-08-2009, 04:51 PM

Do what John Kramer would do.

Make a game of it.

See if it really wants to live or die.

A quick idea - set up a timer controlled, mouse sized guillotine that disects a cross section of tubing just big enough for the mouse to move forward in. Tie some very fine thread to the mouse's tail and place a lump of cheese (because fucking cheese is everything to a mouse), at the end of the tube.

If he has the gumption to move forward enough to rip his own tail off, let him live and enjoy his prize.

If not, simply discard your neat little "mouse-aleum" after the fail.

Vendzilla · 08-08-2009, 04:54 PM

Two words----- Model Rocket!

digifan · 08-08-2009, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by slapass

You have a frog that eats mice and no once thought to comment on that? is that a common thing?

I don't think so but when it comes to baddog, you can never be sure, he is full of surprises. If that frog will eat anything, it will blow up.. it needs a diet. And/or a mortar. Or just let it go. Quick.

baddog · 08-08-2009, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

Get someone with high heels to stomp all over it and take lots of pics and put them on GFY...

You won't believe the sig views you'll get!

Thought about that, but I don't know any chicks into that.

Helix · 08-08-2009, 04:56 PM

take him to the dog park and let him go free.

2012 · 08-08-2009, 08:19 PM

just drop him off at sizzler

PurrrsianPussyKat · 08-08-2009, 08:34 PM

My daughter wants a pacman frog.

mmcfadden · 08-08-2009, 08:35 PM

I thought frogs ate bugs and shit and snakes ate mice... maybe i'm wrong

baddog · 08-08-2009, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

My daughter wants a pacman frog.

They are pretty cool. This is the second one I have had. The first one was a birthday present for my son when he was 5.

This guy here is pretty old. In fact, he is older than they are supposed to live.

Guess I should take the dog on his run so I can get back and send this sucker into space.

baddog · 08-08-2009, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mmcfadden

maybe i'm wrong

Hate to break it to you.

munki · 08-08-2009, 08:42 PM

We used to have to kill feeder mice for our roommates snakes. Heartbreaking experience for me, being a big animal person.

They would sell the feeders to us from the pet store in a small paper bag, we would take a windup, holding the paper bag, and slam it against hard counter top, or the concrete stairs. Mission accomplished relatively quickly, and no mess.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 08-08-2009, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mmcfadden

I thought frogs ate bugs and shit and snakes ate mice... maybe i'm wrong

Not a pacman frog.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 08-08-2009, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

They are pretty cool. This is the second one I have had. The first one was a birthday present for my son when he was 5.

This guy here is pretty old. In fact, he is older than they are supposed to live.

Guess I should take the dog on his run so I can get back and send this sucker into space.

Well, now I know who to hit up for advice and tips if I decide to let her have one.

baddog · 08-08-2009, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by munki

We used to have to kill feeder mice for our roommates snakes. Heartbreaking experience for me, being a big animal person.

Why did you have to kill them first? I used to do a stripper that used snakes in her act and I fed them live rabbits, big guys. Just toss them in the room and let nature take its course.

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

Well, now I know who to hit up for advice and tips if I decide to let her have one.

I have a great pacman story.

stickyfingerz · 08-08-2009, 09:41 PM

Goto a really nice resturant, put him in your pocket. Let him go on the table towards the end of your meal. Enjoy comped meal.. I think I just channeled anal hobbit... lol

tony286 · 08-08-2009, 09:44 PM

why cant you just let him outside ? Why does he have to die? Im just curious, give mickey a shot

SleazyDream · 08-08-2009, 09:49 PM

be careful posting about animal cruelty, it might just be a mouse but it has basic rights too

baddog · 08-08-2009, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

why cant you just let him outside ? Why does he have to die? Im just curious, give mickey a shot

Because I am relatively confident that my neighbors want mice running around as much as I do.

naughty1 · 08-08-2009, 10:02 PM

How bout ya keep the mouse and kill the frog. Will be cheaper and that's one UGLY FUCKING FROG LOL

baddog · 08-09-2009, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by naughty1

How bout ya keep the mouse and kill the frog. Will be cheaper and that's one UGLY FUCKING FROG LOL

Mice have short life spans and do nothing nearly as cool as this frog does.

2012 · 08-09-2009, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Mice have short life spans and do nothing nearly as cool as this frog does.

So do human beings, I think turtles and alligators live longer. We have the morals though ...

So on a scale from one to ten based on your theory.

1. turtles , alligators
2. humans
3. mice

Jesus lives in the man that saves a mouse from the frog death

baddog · 08-09-2009, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

So do human beings, I think turtles and alligators live longer. We have the morals though ...

So on a scale from one to ten based on your theory.

1. turtles , alligators
2. humans
3. mice

Jesus lives in the man that saves a mouse from the frog death

You completely eliminated the ability to do cool things from the formula.

Jesus doesn't want the frog wandering the streets eating small children. The mice must die that others may live. He would also be pissed that you put reptiles above humans. There is a food chain, use it.

2012 · 08-09-2009, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

There is a food chain, use it.

use it don't abuse it.
werd to ya mutha

who · 08-09-2009, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Apparently my, frog that has been barking like he is hungry, isn't as hungry as he let on. Now I have a mouse in his cage that will never live until I get back home. I can not just leave him in the cage as my house would reek by the time I get home. So, unless he gets munched on in the next few hours, I will have to eliminate him.

There are two options I can think of:

1. Wring his neck.
2. Put him in a mortar tube and send him to outer space.

Which way would you handle it?

A) frogs don't bark
b) frogs can't talk
c) eliminating small creatures is not tough
d) people like you should not have mortars.

solopimps · 08-09-2009, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by who

A) frogs don't bark
b) frogs can't talk
c) eliminating small creatures is not tough
d) people like you should not have mortars.

2012 · 08-09-2009, 01:27 AM

seriously though, the frog needs to eat but you shouldn't mortar small rodents for pleasure, giggles whatever man ? WTF is wrong with you

seeandsee · 08-09-2009, 02:21 AM

do nothing, nature will do it for you

papill0n · 08-09-2009, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

seriously though, the frog needs to eat but you shouldn't mortar small rodents for pleasure, giggles whatever man ? WTF is wrong with you

Being cruel/killing animals is how you show you are a real man, didn't you know ?

bobby666 · 08-09-2009, 03:54 AM

just install a webcam and spread pics

Mr Pheer · 08-09-2009, 04:23 AM

I dunno about a mortar... but could be cool to head down to the beach with the mouse and a slingshot and some bread. Lure the seagulls in with the bread, load mouse into slingshot... launch mouse up to the seagulls, they will grab anything.

2012 · 08-09-2009, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

I dunno about a mortar... but could be cool to head down to the beach with the mouse and a slingshot and some bread. Lure the seagulls in with the bread, load mouse into slingshot... launch mouse up to the seagulls, they will grab anything.

congratulations on being a total asshole

Mr Pheer · 08-09-2009, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

congratulations on being a total asshole

thanks! I try hard.

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