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troncarver · 08-28-2009, 09:22 AM

very funny twitter acct

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Mr Pheer · 08-28-2009, 11:33 AM

150k followers in less than a month.

Impressive.

troncarver · 08-28-2009, 11:44 AM

my fav

"It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit."9:56 AM Aug 14th from web

Verbal · 08-28-2009, 11:51 AM

Following: 1
Levar Burton

2012 · 08-28-2009, 11:53 AM

"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."

Tom_PM · 08-28-2009, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by troncarver

my fav

"It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit."9:56 AM Aug 14th from web

Goddamn, that just instantly reminds me of my childhood friends stepfather. What an asshole he was. He'd always talk about how he keeps the roof over their heads, and until you're 18 and on your own, you will do what he says and thank him for it.

96ukssob · 08-28-2009, 11:55 AM

pretty funny stuff

munki · 08-28-2009, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbal

Following: 1
Levar Burton

Got Porn? · 08-28-2009, 11:56 AM

"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"

ztik · 08-28-2009, 12:06 PM

reminds me of this you guy

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY

WebairMetz · 08-28-2009, 12:08 PM

haha funny stuff

LeRoy · 08-28-2009, 12:10 PM

Funny shit mang

troncarver · 08-28-2009, 12:12 PM

"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

my second fave

i just lol money money lol

DonovanTrent · 08-28-2009, 12:13 PM

That is some funny shit.

and Tourette's guy, haven't seen him in years.

seeandsee · 08-28-2009, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by troncarver

very funny twitter acct

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

epitome · 08-28-2009, 12:42 PM

My Dad loves me to death but still calls me a faggot. It's the only word he knows...gay is foreign to him. As are a lot of other words. That is what happens when you get kicked out of school in the 5th grade and become a self-made man by busting your ass.

Since my brother outed me, the conversation went like this:

Dad: I hear you are a faggot.
Me: Um, yeah, about that...
Dad: I told the guys on the job site that my son is a faggot, but that I love him no matter what.

End of discussion.

Until later he dropped on me that my brother also told him I was planning on getting married. This was back when like one state allowed domestic partnerships.

candyflip · 08-28-2009, 01:09 PM

I'd like this to be the actual message on my voice mail.

"Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer."

GTS Mark · 08-28-2009, 01:12 PM

best person to follow on twitter HANDS DOWN! LOL!

Tom_PM · 08-28-2009, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I'd like this to be the actual message on my voice mail.

"Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer."

Thats so true it's not even funny, it's just..... true.

epitome · 08-28-2009, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

I'd like this to be the actual message on my voice mail.

"Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer."

95% of my vm's are "hey, it's ____________, call me back!"

Really?! The missed call alert tells me that you called.

Visual Voicemail from Verizon Wireless is my best friend. I was horrible at checking vm before I signed up. For those that don't know, it's similar to the way iPhone handles vm.

Yngwie · 08-28-2009, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Got Porn?

"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"

or

"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

Riffhard · 08-28-2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanTrent

That is some funny shit.

and Tourette's guy, haven't seen him in years.

He actually died in a car accident.

08-28-2009, 09:22 AM	#1
troncarver Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,584	shit my dad says very funny twitter acct http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays __________________ BADOINK.COM skype: troncarver

08-28-2009, 11:44 AM	#3
troncarver Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,584	my fav "It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit."9:56 AM Aug 14th from web __________________ BADOINK.COM skype: troncarver

08-28-2009, 11:53 AM	#5
2012 So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 17,189	you old bastard "Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."

08-28-2009, 11:55 AM	#7
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08-28-2009, 12:12 PM	#13
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08-28-2009, 12:13 PM	#14
DonovanTrent Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 968	That is some funny shit. and Tourette's guy, haven't seen him in years. __________________ Donovan Trent Last edited by DonovanTrent; 08-28-2009 at 12:16 PM..

08-28-2009, 12:42 PM	#16
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	My Dad loves me to death but still calls me a faggot. It's the only word he knows...gay is foreign to him. As are a lot of other words. That is what happens when you get kicked out of school in the 5th grade and become a self-made man by busting your ass. Since my brother outed me, the conversation went like this: Dad: I hear you are a faggot. Me: Um, yeah, about that... Dad: I told the guys on the job site that my son is a faggot, but that I love him no matter what. End of discussion. Until later he dropped on me that my brother also told him I was planning on getting married. This was back when like one state allowed domestic partnerships.

08-28-2009, 01:09 PM	#17
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,058	I'd like this to be the actual message on my voice mail. "Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer." __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

08-28-2009, 01:12 PM	#18
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	best person to follow on twitter HANDS DOWN! LOL!