I shot a ladyboy last night - Ladyboy lovers, do not read this thread - GoFuckYourself.com

marketsmart · 09-02-2009, 10:26 AM

The street I live on in Thailand is LITTERED with ladyboy's. In fact, all of Thailand has them, but my street is pretty bad. Nasty ladyboy's that will give you AIDS if they bite you. They chase you every time you leave or come into the street. Their assholes hanging out, red, swollen, tits dragging on the ground, ladyboy's dragging their itchy asses on the pavement... real fucked up ladyboy's. The kind you want NOTHING to do with.

The locals like to "keep" them, but they don't take care of them. They throw out scraps for them to eat and then beat them with sticks from time to time for no reason at all.

Before I kill one, I tell the locals about the ladyboy in question, the one that tried to bite me, and warm them that if he does it again, I will kill it. At first they didn't listen to me, so I killed a couple with machetes and put their heads on the fence posts so all the locals could see them when they woke up at sunrise. After that, I have not had to kill many ladyboy's until last night.

One of the locals got this big fucking monster of a ladyboy and it has been chasing me on my bike daily. It's chasing everyone, trying to bite them. It bit a little kid in the face (local kid) and this poor kid is ruined for life now. The locals did nothing. I went down with my machete and hit that fucking thing in the head, and it didn't die!!! Blood everywhere, but days later, it's STILL chasing people!!!! It's like a zombie ladyboy.

So, last night after it tried again to bite me as I drove by, I borrowed the neighbors 9mm, walked down the street and shot that fucker 5 times. It took 3 to put him down!!! Then I drug this monster to my place, cut his head off, and took the head back to the persons house who was feeding it, and sat it on their porch.

Today I went out and had to pass what is usually a army of ladyboy's. There was not a ladyboy in sight and all of the locals were mad eye balling me as I drove by. I'm curious to see how long they will keep the ladyboy's in line this time.

(The moral of this story is that there's not much difference between a ladyboy and a dog)

Iron Fist · 09-02-2009, 10:29 AM

Hmmm could replace that with webmasters, or program owner and it still sounds good. Weird.

Persius · 09-02-2009, 10:31 AM

_Richard_ · 09-02-2009, 10:57 AM

hahaha strangely accurate

DutchMOFO · 09-02-2009, 11:01 AM

LOL, are you on drugs right now?

nikki99 · 09-02-2009, 11:04 AM

Scott McD · 09-02-2009, 11:07 AM

I laughed!!

The Ghost · 09-02-2009, 11:29 AM

LOL... I just shot a Ladyboy tonight too, just not like that.

There are so many truths to that story that it's kinda scary.

Blackamooka · 09-02-2009, 11:30 AM

ilnjscb · 09-02-2009, 12:08 PM

Either that or Time Out New York. I can't decide who the style reminds me of.

mikesouth · 09-02-2009, 12:13 PM

Thats too funny

donkevlar · 09-02-2009, 12:21 PM

I just lost my appetite for, like, weeks.

qxm · 09-02-2009, 12:26 PM

I think I saw that movie once...... hell of a movie I tell ya...

Ladyboy killer, a tail of two kittehns

</lol>

Davy · 09-02-2009, 12:31 PM

Haha, lol!

Choopa Phil · 09-02-2009, 12:33 PM

strongly aware =]

CaptainHowdy · 09-02-2009, 12:39 PM

Aaaaaaaaahahahaha...

WebairMetz · 09-02-2009, 12:40 PM

I LoL'd

JP513 · 09-02-2009, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebairMetz

I LoL'd

Me too. That's some funny shit.

DWB · 09-02-2009, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost

There are so many truths to that story that it's kinda scary.

You beat me to it.

GrouchyAdmin · 09-02-2009, 01:36 PM

Sup there, marketsmart?

I once shot a tranny in Reno just to watch him bleed.

Houdini · 09-02-2009, 01:39 PM

I bet people feel more sorry for the dog too lol

GrouchyAdmin · 09-02-2009, 06:55 PM

Bumpin' dis shit.

marty · 09-02-2009, 08:11 PM

DWB · 09-03-2009, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

I once shot a tranny in Reno just to watch him bleed.

Cash fan 4 life.

09-02-2009, 10:26 AM	#1
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	I shot a ladyboy last night - Ladyboy lovers, do not read this thread The street I live on in Thailand is LITTERED with ladyboy's. In fact, all of Thailand has them, but my street is pretty bad. Nasty ladyboy's that will give you AIDS if they bite you. They chase you every time you leave or come into the street. Their assholes hanging out, red, swollen, tits dragging on the ground, ladyboy's dragging their itchy asses on the pavement... real fucked up ladyboy's. The kind you want NOTHING to do with. The locals like to "keep" them, but they don't take care of them. They throw out scraps for them to eat and then beat them with sticks from time to time for no reason at all. Before I kill one, I tell the locals about the ladyboy in question, the one that tried to bite me, and warm them that if he does it again, I will kill it. At first they didn't listen to me, so I killed a couple with machetes and put their heads on the fence posts so all the locals could see them when they woke up at sunrise. After that, I have not had to kill many ladyboy's until last night. One of the locals got this big fucking monster of a ladyboy and it has been chasing me on my bike daily. It's chasing everyone, trying to bite them. It bit a little kid in the face (local kid) and this poor kid is ruined for life now. The locals did nothing. I went down with my machete and hit that fucking thing in the head, and it didn't die!!! Blood everywhere, but days later, it's STILL chasing people!!!! It's like a zombie ladyboy. So, last night after it tried again to bite me as I drove by, I borrowed the neighbors 9mm, walked down the street and shot that fucker 5 times. It took 3 to put him down!!! Then I drug this monster to my place, cut his head off, and took the head back to the persons house who was feeding it, and sat it on their porch. Today I went out and had to pass what is usually a army of ladyboy's. There was not a ladyboy in sight and all of the locals were mad eye balling me as I drove by. I'm curious to see how long they will keep the ladyboy's in line this time. (The moral of this story is that there's not much difference between a ladyboy and a dog)

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